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The Conservatives

 

Educated and elitist. Mostly principled, the best could argue on substance. Rarely, seen anymore outside the media zoo. Ain't seen one around here in a lotta years.  When rabies hit the right back then, they did not much tolerate those who could not maintain a mouth full of foam. Miss 'em.

 

The Republicans

 

Nixon and Dirksen and I guess bush was the end of all that. These folks worshipped property. Differed with conservatives in their willingness to make a deal, especially if there was an envelope involved. Often one generation out of poverty, so comforts and and a comfortable place to eat them were were something. Patriotic, up to a price. Wore materialism like iron knuckles.

 

The Deplorables

 

Poorly educated, racist losers. Hooked on victimhood. Free lunchers. They are resentful of "the elitists," an arguably logical position for those who aren't real sure what an elitist is. Easily frightened into seeking security of fascism and the promise of a scapegoat in every pot. Sexually insecure, they cling to any symbolism of masculinity, the more phallic the better. Damn, the homo-eroticisms, full thrusters! And, the men are even worse. Sexual deviancy has become even more common than the old group of sexually repressed. National chauvinists. The sucking of America's might vicariously also helps them deal with their sex problem. "I'm a mountain man and don't need no government." Sometimes, that works. Consistent failure of all they've ever believed in has in no way eroded their adherency to their favorite self-destructive buffooneries.

 

QueerAnons

 

Core of the Deplorables. Jihadists, they assure us. I don't know. Training in simple circular debate allows them to resort smugly to "fake news," if cornered. Lot of them going to jail, Maybe, they can get royalties from that TV show, World's Dumbest Criminals. Internet courage validates fantasies seen with a crosshair, causing fear they are prodding the mentally ill, and not just themselves. They range from the fascists to the nazis. For many of them it is the leather.

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2 hours ago, RickyTavy said:

The Conservatives

 

Educated and elitist. Mostly principled, the best could argue on substance. Rarely, seen anymore outside the media zoo. Ain't seen one around here in a lotta years.  When rabies hit the right back then, they did not much tolerate those who could not maintain a mouth full of foam. Miss 'em.

 

The Republicans

 

Nixon and Dirksen and I guess bush was the end of all that. These folks worshipped property. Differed with conservatives in their willingness to make a deal, especially if there was an envelope involved. Often one generation out of poverty, so comforts and and a comfortable place to eat them were were something. Patriotic, up to a price. Wore materialism like iron knuckles.

 

The Deplorables

 

Poorly educated, racist losers. Hooked on victimhood. Free lunchers. They are resentful of "the elitists," an arguably logical position for those who aren't real sure what an elitist is. Easily frightened into seeking security of fascism and the promise of a scapegoat in every pot. Sexually insecure, they cling to any symbolism of masculinity, the more phallic the better. Damn, the homo-eroticisms, full thrusters! And, the men are even worse. Sexual deviancy has become even more common than the old group of sexually repressed. National chauvinists. The sucking of America's might vicariously also helps them deal with their sex problem. "I'm a mountain man and don't need no government." Sometimes, that works. Consistent failure of all they've ever believed in has in no way eroded their adherency to their favorite self-destructive buffooneries.

 

QueerAnons

 

Core of the Deplorables. Jihadists, they assure us. I don't know. Training in simple circular debate allows them to resort smugly to "fake news," if cornered. Lot of them going to jail, Maybe, they can get royalties from that TV show, World's Dumbest Criminals. Internet courage validates fantasies seen with a crosshair, causing fear they are prodding the mentally ill, and not just themselves. They range from the fascists to the nazis. For many of them it is the leather.

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