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6 minutes ago, antifakiller said:

 Sir,

Please be careful with your words.

I have owned a Golden Labrador.    Golden Retriever.

Smartest goddamn dog on the face of this earth  !!!

 

Must I whip your ass ???

I can,

And I will .        Without permission.

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20 minutes ago, Skans said:

I take issue with this, good sir. My Jack Russel (part Beagle) will out-think and out hunt your Golden Lab.  She might not be good at retrieving (prefers breaking the necks of small varmints), but she is the best dog to tree a squirrel and sniff out rodents.   Oh, look, I hear her incessantly attack-barking at something right now.........hot damn, look who she's got treed!

 

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What can your Golden Lab do?

 

+100.

Damn !!

Now................we are cooking !!

Thank you, Sir.

 

And no, I have not been introduced to a Jack Russell.

I hear they are smart.......and real feisty.

They love to hunt......and to fight.

My kind of dog.

 

P.S.   You are my 'go to guy'...............on all thing firearms.

            I trust you opinion.                                                                                            🍺

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15 minutes ago, Taipan said:

+100.

Damn !!

Now................we are cooking !!

Thank you, Sir.

 

And no, I have not been introduced to a Jack Russell.

I hear they are smart.......and real feisty.

They love to hunt......and to fight.

My kind of dog.

 

P.S.   You are my 'go to guy'...............on all thing firearms.

            I trust you opinion.                                                                                            🍺

LOL!  I have a Golden Doodle too - she's kind, loyal, lovable, lazy but not much in the brains department and born without a lick of hunting instinct.  The Jack Russel has tried to teach the Doodle how to hunt; will even jump on its back, bite its ear and try to pin her - like a good pig-dog teaching her litter how to hunt pigs.  Although, I do believe the JR gets a little too aggressive with the Doodle - will sometimes draw blood.

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18 hours ago, Taipan said:

 Sir,

Please be careful with your words.

I have owned a Golden Labrador.    Golden Retriever.

Smartest goddamn dog on the face of this earth  !!!

 

Must I whip your ass ???

I can,

And I will .        Without permission.

NOTHING AGAINST LABS OR RETRIEVERS. PATHETIC THAT FUCKING CHINKS PUT A LAB IN A CAGE AND CALL IT A LION. I'D MUCH LIKE TO SEE XI JINPING AND HIS COMMUNIST REGIME IN CAGES

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9 hours ago, Skans said:

LOL!  I have a Golden Doodle too - she's kind, loyal, lovable, lazy but not much in the brains department and born without a lick of hunting instinct.  The Jack Russel has tried to teach the Doodle how to hunt; will even jump on its back, bite its ear and try to pin her - like a good pig-dog teaching her litter how to hunt pigs.  Although, I do believe the JR gets a little too aggressive with the Doodle - will sometimes draw blood.

 

Damn.

Skans.

I said that I not tell this story again.

But I will.   Just one more time.     True story.

 

San Antonio.    1995.

I am crew-changing .  My wife, is tied up and cannot pick me up.

"go to my parents house and wait".   I say "OK".

Downtown S.A.   I am waiting on a bus, at a bus-stop.

Chain-link fence.  A Golden snuggle up to the fence, wanting me to pet her.

The dog was begging me for something.

 

I get to my in-laws house.   Mexicans.    They pretend to not speak English.

They treat me with respect.    They know who I am.    Mercenary Captain.

I play along.   I habla.....cerbesa.   Beer at the bar.....3 blocks up the road.

I start drinking.    I win all the pool games(for a beer).   Now, I am half drunk

and growing mean.

The dog won't leave my mind.

I flash a $20-bill and ask my Mexican buddy for a ride.   Yes.

We go downtown and I see the dog.

It is begging me for help.

I took my Tony LLama cowboy boots off.   And I knew.......that I was going to

commit a crime.

"I know what you are thinking.     You cannot climb a 10ft. high, chain-link  fence.".

"Watch me".

I climbed, drop down on the other side.  2 dobermans were waiting for me.

I drew my Buck 110 out.   Stone cold war.......if necessary.  They decided......they were

outmatched.          The Golden curled at my feet.

"No one can climb a fence w/ a 75pd. dog on his shoulder.".       my buddy said.

 I did.   That dog didn't move a muscle.     I stole that dog.    In front of Jesus Christ.

 I took her down to the Rio Grande River and watched her be happy for the rest of her life.

The Angels in Heaven................laughed.

 

The end.                                                                                                      🤠..🥃       

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@Taipan - I've never read that story of yours before.  For sure, it was a good read. Is that how you got your retriever?  Stole her from two dobermans?  That takes balls.  I might have just stopped at the Ace and picked up a pair of wire cutters and some fence ties to put the fence back and keep those dobermans penned.

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