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Correct . Can we also mention that the  69 position is horrific and super overrated ? 

From Blowjobs to Beards - boy did this thread quickly become dull and unentertaining!

Q:  What is the difference between a EGG and a BJ   A:  You can beat a egg BUT you can't beat a BJ.

1 hour ago, SixShooter said:

 

Oh yeah, who wants a mouthful of steel wool?? Some have hairs that can shred your tongue

A friend of my brother's was reminiscing about his wife, talking about how much he enjoyed going down on her when she was young as it reminded him of a fuzzy peach...now he says, not so much as it reminds him of a cow pie run over by a wagon wheel...

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Just now, ROG62 said:

A friend of my brother's was reminiscing about his wife, talking about how much he enjoyed going down on her when she was young as it reminded him of a fuzzy peach...now he says, not so much as it reminds him of a cow pie driven through it by a wagon wheel...

Jesus. Wtf 

 

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18 minutes ago, ROG62 said:

A friend of my brother's was reminiscing about his wife, talking about how much he enjoyed going down on her when she was young as it reminded him of a fuzzy peach...now he says, not so much as it reminds him of a cow pie run over by a wagon wheel...

 

YOWZA

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2 minutes ago, Imgreatagain said:

Fuck if I know 

So apparently Six know women who are "on a micro"...

Or at least one such woman.

 

Hair removal is not a difficult chore. The technology exists, and is readily available.

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1 minute ago, XavierOnassis said:

So apparently Six know women who are "on a micro"...

Or at least one such woman.

 

Hair removal is not a difficult chore. The technology exists, and is readily available.

Yeah. Razors and scissors. Clippers. Or whatever you men do. Hell if I know 

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13 minutes ago, Imgreatagain said:

Yeah. Razors and scissors. Clippers. Or whatever you men do. Hell if I know 

Actually in order, scissors, then clippers, then razor. In a recent Netflix film I recently enjoyed, Viggo Mortensen plays the ultimate all-knowing father of six kids entitled 'Captain Fantastic'. in which he homeschools in the most ideal way possibly six kids in the Alaska wilderness and then in a road trip in a bus named 'Steve'. Then he decides to remove his beard, demonstrating  that Viggo Mortensen looks LOTS BETTER in a beard (unlike, say, Ted Cruz).

I would really like to meet the author of "Captain Fantastic".

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3 minutes ago, XavierOnassis said:

unlike, say, Ted Cruz

 

Yeah ok so we agree on something

 

Yes Ted should dump that disaster

 

Men who can't grow a decent beard need to just stop trying

 

Ted is surpassed only by Luke Bryant. The neck beard is the worst

 

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35 minutes ago, Imgreatagain said:

Fuck if I know 

 

Any woman can go balls deep on a micropenis

 

Look it up, the pics here would violate the rules

 

Well maybe not if men's nipples don't¬†ūüėÜ

 

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