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NOVEMBER IS NATIONAL NATIVE AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH


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WHAT IDIOCY!

 

ANYONE BORN IN THE USA IS A NATIVE AMERICAN!

 

Mirabeau is a NATIVE AMERICAN and has NOTHING but pure-as-the-driven-snow ENGLISH blood in him.

 

So, in reality, it should be known as NATIONAL INJUN HERITAGE MONTH.

 

If you want to celebrate NATIONAL INJUN HERITAGE MONTH, then Mirabeau suggests you do so by emulating the lifestyle of the Injuns before the white man civilized them.

 

1.  Go out and kill a dog, field dress it, and cook it over an open flame, then enjoy the canine feast like the Injuns did. Remember the Injuns' advice for the best dog stew, which was, "Dig'um deep, get'um pup."   They ALSO did this with HUMANS, but . . . let's not go that far this time.

 

2.  Pretend you have no written language.

 

3.  Sleep under the stars and defecate and urinate anywhere out in the open, any time, in front of anyone.

 

4.  Sit around a campfire and mutter, "Living in the Stone Age is a lot of fun."

 

5.  Make modern weapons of war, such as sharpened sticks and rocks tied on to sticks.

 

6.  Walk barefoot everywhere.

 

7.  Do not bathe.

 

8.  Do not brush your teeth.

 

 

 

 

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