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You know that you are a liberal if you:
 
  • Cannot read to the bottom of this list without becoming uncontrollably enraged.
  • Protested against that sorry ass, piece of shit, misogynistic, fascist, lying, bigot, racist, orange bastard who was in the White House for three years and 364 days and then told conservatives to suck it up and stop bitching when he lost the election.
  • Think that the previous sentence was an acceptable way to describe a president of the United States.
  • Did everything you could to prevent a peaceful transition of power to, and block the effectiveness of, the 45th president of the United States, then expected him to simply step aside in a peaceful transition of power when he lost the office.
  • Are quite sure that the second and fourth items, and hypocrisy, have nothing in common.
  • Are confident that conservatives are a basket full of degenerate, dumb ass, racist, privileged, rich, selfish, homophobic, religious zealots who are all too stupid to see the political system of the shitty country that you live in is hopelessly flawed.
  • Think that the previous sentence is a good way to enter into a meaningful political discussion.
  • Believe that you have an inalienable right to describe the country you live in and the top executive of that country like the previous sentences, in any other country of the world, without putting yourself and your family in mortal danger.
  • Think that it is perfectly okay to destroy property because it is an expression of pent up rage against the rich white elitists who deserve it, and can afford it, and whose insurance can pay for it anyway.
  • Believe that looting is acceptable if those doing it can’t afford the items they are stealing.
  • You believe that if there were no police, there will be no rioting, looting or other crimes because people are inherently good and your political system would take care of them so well, that they would be totally content.
  • Believe that with no rich people or global companies to tax, all people would still be provided for.
  • Know without a doubt that the country can be considered homogenous when it comes to voting and everyone should have equal representation in their government, but that some disadvantaged groups are different and so should pay a smaller percentage of their income and receive more benefits from their equal representation. 
  • Feel compelled to suppress, boycott, protest and cancel into obscurity anyone with a dissenting opinion from yours.
  • Know without a doubt that this list is in poor taste and should be banned from social media, in fact in form of communication, and whoever wrote it should be put on a list of undesirables.
  • Are sure that the world would be a better world if all those who voted for the orange asshole who illegally occupied the whir house four years, were put on the list of undesirables so in the future they could be discouraged from wasting their vote.
  • Believe that wealth is evil and brings out the worst in people and should distributed evenly so that everyone is only a little evil, but mostly good.
  • Do not believe the previous sentence applies to you, your family or friends.
  • Believe that companies exist solely to oppress their employees and should either be run by or closely overseen by the benevolent, all seeing, infallible government that you have will establish.
  • Have the conviction that all people are entitled to a reasonable standard of living whether they work (if able) to support themselves or not.
  • Believe that if education were free, everyone would attend.
  • Think that the people who don’t see any reason to take advantage of the free education your government would give them them should be paid similarly, or at least enough for a good standard of living, compared to those who spent a quarter of their lives learning a skill with which to earn a living.
  • Know that derogatory, bigoted or racially motivated comments are not okay, unless they are directed at someone of the conservative persuasion.
  • Realize that national codes of conduct are wasted words, especially in reference to the colored piece of cloth that is a symbol of the fucked up nation you live in.
  • Are quite sure that the United States is the only country that has had slavery within the last couple hundred years, so the immigrants, who came to this country over the last hundred and fifty years, among others, should pay reparation to the great great grandchildren of those enslaved, because they have inherited the sins of the founding fathers.
  • Don’t think that the democratic party should itself participate in restitution for the suffering it caused during the first half of the 20th century by supporting separate but equal, segregation and Jim Crow legislation because 60 years later, it is the only political party that understands and protects the rights ethnic groups.
  • Believe unequivocally, that not spending money on defense and instead on internal issues such as poverty, will make such a good impression on other nations, that they will never attack the USA.
  • Believe that people from the middle east should be able to practice their religion, which includes praying five times a day, but Christians should not be able to pray anywhere in public and Israel is an illegitimate state.
  • Consider racism very bad, but that some ethnic groups deserve more rights than others to make things even.
  • Believe that some people are just too stupid or stubborn to understand that they are wrong, and besides, all of your friends agree with you so you are clearly right.
  • Are sure that physical violence is not justified to stop a crime, however, it is perfectly acceptable to put on masks like the Ku Klux Klan and beat conservatives into submission because they are subversive and a threat to your freedom of speech.
  • Can rest assured that your cause is right and just, so if laws are broken to save others from themselves, it is considered civil disobedience.
  • Realize that it is not okay to make fun of challenged or disabled people, but encourage others to join you to parody, deride, insult, belittle, bully and disrespect the retarded republicans.
  • Disagree or take exception to each and every one of the previous statements.
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“All of us try to resolve cognitive dissonance, but the Trump movement has been a years-long exercise in it. Election denial is its latest manifestation. But before that came COVID denial, science denial, climate denial, ‘alternative facts,’ the inability of Trump’s most devoted fans to see him for the obvious con man that he is.

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You know that you are a liberal if you:

    Cannot read to the bottom of this list without becoming uncontrollably enraged.
    Protested against that sorry ass, piece of shit, misogynistic, fascist, lying, bigot, racist, orange bastard who was in the White House for three years and 364 days and then told conservatives to suck it up and stop bitching when he lost the election.
    Think that the previous sentence was an acceptable way to describe a president of the United States.
    Did everything you could to prevent a peaceful transition of power to, and block the effectiveness of, the 45th president of the United States, then expected him to simply step aside in a peaceful transition of power when he lost the office.
    Are quite sure that the second and fourth items, and hypocrisy, have nothing in common.
    Are confident that conservatives are a basket full of degenerate, dumb ass, racist, privileged, rich, selfish, homophobic, religious zealots who are all too stupid to see the political system of the shitty country that you live in is hopelessly flawed.
    Think that the previous sentence is a good way to enter into a meaningful political discussion.
    Believe that you have an inalienable right to describe the country you live in and the top executive of that country like the previous sentences, in any other country of the world, without putting yourself and your family in mortal danger.
    Think that it is perfectly okay to destroy property because it is an expression of pent up rage against the rich white elitists who deserve it, and can afford it, and whose insurance can pay for it anyway.
    Believe that looting is acceptable if those doing it can’t afford the items they are stealing.
    You believe that if there were no police, there will be no rioting, looting or other crimes because people are inherently good and your political system would take care of them so well, that they would be totally content.
    Believe that with no rich people or global companies to tax, all people would still be provided for.
    Know without a doubt that the country can be considered homogenous when it comes to voting and everyone should have equal representation in their government, but that some disadvantaged groups are different and so should pay a smaller percentage of their income and receive more benefits from their equal representation.
    Feel compelled to suppress, boycott, protest and cancel into obscurity anyone with a dissenting opinion from yours.
    Know without a doubt that this list is in poor taste and should be banned from social media, in fact in form of communication, and whoever wrote it should be put on a list of undesirables.
    Are sure that the world would be a better world if all those who voted for the orange asshole who illegally occupied the whir house four years, were put on the list of undesirables so in the future they could be discouraged from wasting their vote.
    Believe that wealth is evil and brings out the worst in people and should distributed evenly so that everyone is only a little evil, but mostly good.
    Do not believe the previous sentence applies to you, your family or friends.
    Believe that companies exist solely to oppress their employees and should either be run by or closely overseen by the benevolent, all seeing, infallible government that you have will establish.
    Have the conviction that all people are entitled to a reasonable standard of living whether they work (if able) to support themselves or not.
    Believe that if education were free, everyone would attend.
    Think that the people who don’t see any reason to take advantage of the free education your government would give them them should be paid similarly, or at least enough for a good standard of living, compared to those who spent a quarter of their lives learning a skill with which to earn a living.
    Know that derogatory, bigoted or racially motivated comments are not okay, unless they are directed at someone of the conservative persuasion.
    Realize that national codes of conduct are wasted words, especially in reference to the colored piece of cloth that is a symbol of the fucked up nation you live in.
    Are quite sure that the United States is the only country that has had slavery within the last couple hundred years, so the immigrants, who came to this country over the last hundred and fifty years, among others, should pay reparation to the great great grandchildren of those enslaved, because they have inherited the sins of the founding fathers.
    Don’t think that the democratic party should itself participate in restitution for the suffering it caused during the first half of the 20th century by supporting separate but equal, segregation and Jim Crow legislation because 60 years later, it is the only political party that understands and protects the rights ethnic groups.
    Believe unequivocally, that not spending money on defense and instead on internal issues such as poverty, will make such a good impression on other nations, that they will never attack the USA.
    Believe that people from the middle east should be able to practice their religion, which includes praying five times a day, but Christians should not be able to pray anywhere in public and Israel is an illegitimate state.
    Consider racism very bad, but that some ethnic groups deserve more rights than others to make things even.
    Believe that some people are just too stupid or stubborn to understand that they are wrong, and besides, all of your friends agree with you so you are clearly right.
    Are sure that physical violence is not justified to stop a crime, however, it is perfectly acceptable to put on masks like the Ku Klux Klan and beat conservatives into submission because they are subversive and a threat to your freedom of speech.
    Can rest assured that your cause is right and just, so if laws are broken to save others from themselves, it is considered civil disobedience.
    Realize that it is not okay to make fun of challenged or disabled people, but encourage others to join you to parody, deride, insult, belittle, bully and disrespect the retarded republicans.
    Disagree or take exception to each and every one of the previous statements.

 

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