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11 minutes ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

Stop being racist.

 

How many vaccines?

You tell me.

 

Are you really going to weasel  out on a charity bet ?

Are you ??

 

 

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20 minutes ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

 

Pssssst. SHITSTAIN.

 

YOUR FUCKING MORON MANIPULATORS don't get to "call" the ELECTIONS!!!

THAT is only done when the CERTIFIED RESULTS have been made by EACH STATE!!!


PERHAPS you SHITSTAINS need to read the CONSTITUTION for a change instead of letting these PROPAGANDISTS blow that smoke up your SMOKE HOSE dangling from your ASS!!!

 

Psssst #2. It AIN'T OVER since the SCOTUS is going to TOSS about 300,000 ILLEGALLY COUNTED BALLOTS in PA!!! And also GEORGIA!!!


It's going to be the WHINE heard AROUND THE WORLD when TRUMP is DECLARED A WINNER FOR HIS SECOND TERM!!!
 

Nice try though. You joke wasn't even remotely funny, so don't quit your day job just yet.

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2 minutes ago, MidnightMax said:

 

Pssssst. SHITSTAIN.

 

YOUR FUCKING MORON MANIPULATORS don't get to "call" the ELECTIONS!!!

THAT is only done when the CERTIFIED RESULTS have been made by EACH STATE!!!


PERHAPS you SHITSTAINS need to read the CONSTITUTION for a change instead of letting these PROPAGANDISTS blow that smoke up your SMOKE HOSE dangling from your ASS!!!

 

Psssst #2. It AIN'T OVER since the SCOTUS is going to TOSS about 300,000 ILLEGALLY COUNTED BALLOTS in PA!!! And also GEORGIA!!!


It's going to be the WHINE heard AROUND THE WORLD when TRUMP is DECLARED A WINNER FOR HIS SECOND TERM!!!
 

Nice try though. You joke wasn't even remotely funny, so don't quit your day job just yet.

do you remember four years ago when the clown had much thinner margin and was losing the popular vote?  Remember when all the networks called it for him early wednesday morning and started calling him President-elect?  Do you remember when Hillary conceded the very next day?  Do you know how to spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E????

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15 minutes ago, MidnightMax said:

 

Pssssst. SHITSTAIN.

 

YOUR FUCKING MORON MANIPULATORS don't get to "call" the ELECTIONS!!!

THAT is only done when the CERTIFIED RESULTS have been made by EACH STATE!!!


PERHAPS you SHITSTAINS need to read the CONSTITUTION for a change instead of letting these PROPAGANDISTS blow that smoke up your SMOKE HOSE dangling from your ASS!!!

 

Psssst #2. It AIN'T OVER since the SCOTUS is going to TOSS about 300,000 ILLEGALLY COUNTED BALLOTS in PA!!! And also GEORGIA!!!


It's going to be the WHINE heard AROUND THE WORLD when TRUMP is DECLARED A WINNER FOR HIS SECOND TERM!!!
 

Nice try though. You joke wasn't even remotely funny, so don't quit your day job just yet.

Keep on whining Maxine. It brings joy to my heart.

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47 minutes ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

I heard that your wife gives a good blow job.

I hear that you mock dead soldiers

I hear you are a FUCKING COWARD AND A PUSSY

I heard you are a GOD DAMN DRUNK AND YOU DROVE AND GOT CAUGHT

I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO HELL
I KNOW MY MAINE LOBSTER COOKING SKILLS ARE TOP NOTCH!

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT DOGS CATS FISH AND LOBSTERS DO NOT GO TO HEAVEN

I KNOW THAT MY LOBSTER BISQUE RECIPIE IS DELICIOUS

ONCE AGAIN ASSHOLE YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD!

 

LISTEN CLOSELY SEMEN... I HAVE A WOOD PILE AS WELL...

 

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1 hour ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

A LOBSTER, A LYING SEMEN, A DEMOCRAT, AND HIS WIFE.....

 

 

BUELLER?

 

 

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1 hour ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

What do Jews, coloreds, Catholics and rescue dogs have 2 do with anything..

 

I guess I don't "get" it...

 

In "reality" I think that was pretty "Knucklehead" kinda junk 2 post..

 

Then again I gotta look back at stuff I've posted..

 

So in the grand scheme of it I ain't nobody to "Criticize" anybody

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1 hour ago, tunafish said:

I heard that your wife gives a good blow job.

I hear that you mock dead soldiers

I hear you are a FUCKING COWARD AND A PUSSY

I heard you are a GOD DAMN DRUNK AND YOU DROVE AND GOT CAUGHT

I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO HELL
I KNOW MY MAINE LOBSTER COOKING SKILLS ARE TOP NOTCH!

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT DOGS CATS FISH AND LOBSTERS DO NOT GO TO HEAVEN

I KNOW THAT MY LOBSTER BISQUE RECIPIE IS DELICIOUS

ONCE AGAIN ASSHOLE YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD!

 

LISTEN CLOSELY SEMEN... I HAVE A WOOD PILE AS WELL...

 

I smell tuna. Close your legs. 

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18 minutes ago, tunafish said:

THATS THE SMELL OF SEMEN ON YOUR BREATH

Ya probably ain't "Dueched" in awhile..

 

I remember outta jail in the halfway house used 2 hang out with this Peurto Rican..

 

He always told me before ya "F-word" ya take your fingers and if it stinks she don't clean her shit..

 

 

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1 hour ago, maineman said:

do you remember four years ago when the clown had much thinner margin and was losing the popular vote?  Remember when all the networks called it for him early wednesday morning and started calling him President-elect?  Do you remember when Hillary conceded the very next day?  Do you know how to spell H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E????

Wasn't from Voter Fraud Asshole.

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3 hours ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

mainbitch hasn't heard the news. 

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12 hours ago, maineman said:

A Catholic, a woman of color, a teacher, a Jew and a rescue dog walk into the White House...

 

and way over half of America danced in the street!

 

Tell me if you heard this one.

 

Some faggot calling himself @maineman likes to lie about being in the military, and post stupid shit instead of ever having one intelligent thing to say.

 

How he does this between trips to the glory hole to get his BBC fix is somewhat amazing in itself.

 

Now THAT is funny ...

 

 

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