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A patient comes along Dr. Voke office.

 

Doc: what can I do for you?

 

Patient:  I got a very small dick and all ladies make fun of me.

 

Doc:  I see  .  .  .  I guess I'll have to blow it stiff, to see to what extent I may be able to help you.

Please take of your pants and lay there !

 

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Okay, that one sucks !

I never was good at making up jokes !

 

Give your best shot, folks !

You can do better then me  .  .  .  

 

Let's have some fun on drvoke !

 

 

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You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles  .   .  .  but at least they drive slow through school zones and Drvoke knows everyting  abut  it   !                          !

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On 11/5/2020 at 1:36 PM, JinnMartini said:

You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles  .   .  .  but at least they drive slow through school zones and Drvoke knows everyting  abut  it   !                          !

So mainemann was in his full blue helmet gear for NATO, when he saw a little muslim boy playing.

 

He threw him to the ground and yelled "Wanna get raped"

 

The little boy with tears in his eyes said "NO!"

 

Mainemann said "That's the spirit"

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@JinnMartini goes to see Drvoke to get his lab results.
 

Drvoke JinnMartini I have good news and bad news. 
JinnMartini: What’s the good news Drvoke
Drvoke: The lab says you only have a year to live. 
JinnMartini: Oh no, what’s the bad news?
drvoke: Those were last years lab results.

 

(an old one that I heard long ago)

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A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about
all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling.

"Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male
Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a
teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow.

"What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman.

"Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!"

"No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite
impressively long. "Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still
pretty narrow."

"No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull
his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was
extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate
love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went
off together.

As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?"

"Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the
forehead and pulling my ears all night."

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Air Force One
Barack Obama and Joe Biden are on the plane.
Suddenly Joe Biden says I can throw 100 dollars out of this plane and make 100 people happy.
Barack says I can throw 1000 dollars out of the plane and make 1000 people happy.
The pilot over heard this and said, "I can throw both of you out of this plane and make the whole country happy."
 
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