I WIN!

[Kel]

I hereby claim the 130 million+ dollar jackpot in tonight's Powerball drawing.  The actual number pick may favor another lottery player, but I intend to prove, legally, perhaps even to the Supreme Court of the United States, that my side of the issue is the only one that matters.  Any other decision on this matter would be shameful and a grotesque miscarriage of justice.  

 

I am a frequent contributor to this forum, and I’m sure many other Liberal Forum members will vouch for my honesty.  But even if another lottery participant has a set of numbers identical to the so-called ‘winning numbers,’ my contention is the only one that should be considered.  For I am Kel, Prince of Earth, and I am entitled to every victory. 

[AnotherJim]

6 minutes ago, Kel said:

I hereby claim the 130 million+ dollar jackpot in tonight's Powerball drawing.  The actual number pick may favor another lottery player, but I intend to prove, legally, perhaps even to the Supreme Court of the United States, that my side of the issue is the only one that matters.  Any other decision on this matter would be shameful and a grotesque miscarriage of justice.  

 

I am a frequent contributor to this forum, and I’m sure many other Liberal Forum members will vouch for my honesty.  But even if another lottery participant has a set of numbers identical to the so-called ‘winning numbers,’ my contention is the only one that should be considered.  For I am Kel, Prince of Earth, and I am entitled to every victory. 

Go for it. Good luck.

[sole result]

19 minutes ago, Kel said:

I hereby claim the 130 million+ dollar jackpot in tonight's Powerball drawing.  The actual number pick may favor another lottery player, but I intend to prove, legally, perhaps even to the Supreme Court of the United States, that my side of the issue is the only one that matters.  Any other decision on this matter would be shameful and a grotesque miscarriage of justice.  

 

I am a frequent contributor to this forum, and I’m sure many other Liberal Forum members will vouch for my honesty.  But even if another lottery participant has a set of numbers identical to the so-called ‘winning numbers,’ my contention is the only one that should be considered.  For I am Kel, Prince of Earth, and I am entitled to every victory. 

Your sarcasm is recognized as hyperbole.  really looks like you are discussing Lindsay Graham re-elected.

[Kel]

2 minutes ago, sole result said:

Your sarcasm is recognized as hyperbole.  really looks like you are discussing Lindsay Gramham re-elected.

 

Close.

[sole result]

3 minutes ago, Kel said:

 

Close.

It covers the whole process beyond the one talking point person I mentioned.  Again, I discuss the kinetics of living not compare past and future against current events statistically averaging everything so far against details compounding from now on.

[whiteboy]

43 minutes ago, Kel said:

I hereby claim the 130 million+ dollar jackpot in tonight's Powerball drawing.  The actual number pick may favor another lottery player, but I intend to prove, legally, perhaps even to the Supreme Court of the United States, that my side of the issue is the only one that matters.  Any other decision on this matter would be shameful and a grotesque miscarriage of justice.  

 

I am a frequent contributor to this forum, and I’m sure many other Liberal Forum members will vouch for my honesty.  But even if another lottery participant has a set of numbers identical to the so-called ‘winning numbers,’ my contention is the only one that should be considered.  For I am Kel, Prince of Earth, and I am entitled to every victory. 

 

Look mom ... a retard!