Dear Undecided Voters: Last night, I had a nightmare. It was election night 2024 and I fell asleep on my Biden series signature, basement chaise, and was awaken by news that Biden won. So I jumped up and ...

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and went to put on my riot gear then loaded up my AR-15 and my 30-30(cool)bine! And I was about to hit the streets for battle, then I remembered...

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I need to call my employer! To see if there's OT available for me to work so I can pay the huge taxes that are coming my way now just like ol' Joe promised!