AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Peter Popoff's 'Miracle Spring Water' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifershammer Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I once ordered a prayer cloth and miracle oil from a televangelist, I got in in the mail and a few days later I got a letter saying god told him for me to send 500 dollars in seed money for a miracle to occur. I wiped my ass with the prayer cloth and mailed it back, never heard from him again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calguy Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 All you need now is some of that Covid killing tooth paste they're selling on the InfoWars website and you'll be fully protected. And don't forget some of the manly testosterone pills while you're at it. You'll feel GREAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 I can't wait for the Miracle Manna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 OK, is lynching always bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavierOnassis Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, AnotherJim said: Peter Popoff's 'Miracle Spring Water' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, AnotherJim said: OK, is lynching always bad? Nope ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, whiteboy said: Nope ... : Peter Popoff is a German American televangelist and faith healer who has a net worth of $10 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, AnotherJim said: : Peter Popoff is a German American televangelist and faith healer who has a net worth of $10 million. Peter used to collect more than $4 million a year by donations, and after his investigation when he was exposed he owed a lot of people money, and he declared bankruptcy. Peter also has a home worth almost $4.5 million in Bradbury, California and he also owns expensive cars like Mercedes-Benz and Porsche. Peter Popoff Net Worth 2020, Bio, Age, Heig… www.celebsolino.com/peter-popoff-net-worth-bio-ag… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skans Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, lucifershammer said: I once ordered a prayer cloth and miracle oil from a televangelist, I got in in the mail and a few days later I got a letter saying god told him for me to send 500 dollars in seed money for a miracle to occur. I wiped my ass with the prayer cloth and mailed it back, never heard from him again. Can't you follow instructions! He asked for seed, not feces - that's why God gave you a cock and a hand - the TV preacher provided the rag. The instructions were clear, what's wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rippy38 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Skans said: Can't you follow instructions! He asked for seed, not feces - that's why God gave you a cock and a hand - the TV preacher provided the rag. The instructions were clear, what's wrong with you? Now that's just nasty. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 Ever notice all the faith healer's miracles are shit you can't see ( or actors in wheel chairs )? It's always shit like halleluiah, brother Bill's liver is back on line. I wanna see halleluiah, brother Bill's missing foot has been restored. After I have a close look at the stump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rippy38 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifershammer Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, Skans said: Can't you follow instructions! He asked for seed, not feces - that's why God gave you a cock and a hand - the TV preacher provided the rag. The instructions were clear, what's wrong with you? Dang I did it wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 Good thing Biden kept his day job, cause the faith healing gig was a bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skans Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, rippy38 said: That's racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaro Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 That's Jimbo for you. Always looking out for Number One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Zaro said: That's Jimbo for you. Always looking out for Number One What's it gonna be Uncle Joe, faith healing or running against George? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaro Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, AnotherJim said: What's it gonna be Uncle Joe, faith healing or running against George? Gimme some of that miracle water you selfish prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherJim Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, Zaro said: Gimme some of that miracle water you selfish prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifershammer Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 15 minutes ago, Zaro said: Gimme some of that miracle water you selfish prick Send me 10 bucks I have some great miracle water for you ( it used to be beer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaro Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, lucifershammer said: Send me 10 bucks I have some great miracle water for you ( it used to be beer) Not me. I'm too smart for cheap imitations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifershammer Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zaro said: Not me. I'm too smart for cheap imitations I call it coors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaro Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Just now, lucifershammer said: I call it coors What miracles does Coors produce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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