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Nature's Way - of Telling You, Something's Wrong.

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Was maybe Seven or Eight years old.

 

Good kid, well mannered, "Brady Bunch" home w/o the maid.

 

Middle class Americana.

 

Was at the Public Library (yeah, the place w/ books) one day after school.

 

Was in a restroom stall, takin' a dump.

 

An eye appeared in the gap, an older man, 50's maybe.

 

First thought - the guy was checkin' to see if the stall was empty.

 

Then the eye didn't move on.

 

The next thought was WFT...?!?,  followed by rage.

 

Was raised in an environment of courtesy and respect for elders.

 

Probably never even raised my voice to an elder in my life.

 

Yelled, "Get the Fuck Out Of Here or I'm Going To Kick Your Ass!" (I was big for my age)

 

And was hitchin' up my trousers to do just that.

 

That eye got as big as a fried egg and then disappeared in a staccato of beatin' feet.

 

...and was gone when I opened the stall door.

 

 

Nature's Way - of telling you, something's wrong.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Blue Devil said:

Was maybe Seven or Eight years old.

 

Good kid, well mannered, "Brady Bunch" home w/o the maid.

 

Middle class Americana.

 

Was at the Public Library (yeah, the place w/ books) one day after school.

 

Was in a restroom stall, takin' a dump.

 

An eye appeared in the gap, an older man, 50's maybe.

 

First thought - the guy was checkin' to see if the stall was empty.

 

Then the eye didn't move on.

 

The next thought was WFT...?!?,  followed by rage.

 

Was raise in an environment of courtesy and respect for elders.

 

Probably never even raised my voice to an elder in my life.

 

Yelled, "Get the Fuck Out Of Here or I'm Going To Kick Your Ass!" (I was big for my age)

 

And was hitchin' up my trousers to do just that.

 

That eye got as big as a fried egg and then disappeared in a staccato of beatin' feet.

 

...and was gone when I opened the stall door.

 

 

Nature's Way - of telling you, something's wrong.

 

 

You lost the liberals at library. 

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25 minutes ago, Vegas said:

You lost the liberals at library. 

 

Thought maybe the word "public" would hold their child-like fascination.

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Normally, a jolt of pepper spray would do the trick for a peeper; but if you can't locate any, there's always methylene chloride. It turns silicone into mush. Great paint stripper. But for a peeper, you can tell it's working by the scream of the banshee while he's running into walls.

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19 minutes ago, AnotherJim said:

Normally, a jolt of pepper spray would do the trick for a peeper; but if you can't locate any, there's always methylene chloride. It turns silicone into mush. Great paint stripper. But for a peeper, you can tell it's working by the scream of the banshee while he's running into walls.

 

I was seven or eight.

 

I'd've probably jabbed a pencil into it or taken out my pocket knife had I not been otherwise occupied.

 

It was a primal reaction way out of character.

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3 minutes ago, Blue Devil said:

 

I was seven or eight.

 

I'd've probably jabbed a pencil into it or taken out my pocket knife had I not been otherwise occupied.

 

It was a primal reaction way out of character.

Kids are often targets of Liberals.

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Just now, AnotherJim said:

Kids are often targets of Liberals.

Kids and weak minded people . 

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1 minute ago, Imgreatagain said:

Kids and weak minded people . 

 

It was the first rumble of the storm to come.

 

I am a force of Nature.

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1 hour ago, Blue Devil said:

Was maybe Seven or Eight years old.

 

Good kid, well mannered, "Brady Bunch" home w/o the maid.

 

Middle class Americana.

 

Was at the Public Library (yeah, the place w/ books) one day after school.

 

Was in a restroom stall, takin' a dump.

 

An eye appeared in the gap, an older man, 50's maybe.

 

First thought - the guy was checkin' to see if the stall was empty.

 

Then the eye didn't move on.

 

The next thought was WFT...?!?,  followed by rage.

 

Was raised in an environment of courtesy and respect for elders.

 

Probably never even raised my voice to an elder in my life.

 

Yelled, "Get the Fuck Out Of Here or I'm Going To Kick Your Ass!" (I was big for my age)

 

And was hitchin' up my trousers to do just that.

 

That eye got as big as a fried egg and then disappeared in a staccato of beatin' feet.

 

...and was gone when I opened the stall door.

 

 

Nature's Way - of telling you, something's wrong.

 

 

https://youtu.be/0V0Vu_utUZY?t=5

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4 hours ago, Blue Devil said:

 

It was the first rumble of the storm to come.

 

I am a force of Nature.

And what a storm you are. 👍

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6 hours ago, Vegas said:

You lost the liberals at library. 

Liberals are no more likely to be peeping toms than Conservatives.

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Just now, XavierOnassis said:

Liberals are no more likely to be peeping toms than Conservatives.

liberals DO NOT respect the rule of law...

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20 minutes ago, XavierOnassis said:

Liberals are no more likely to be peeping toms than Conservatives.

You missed the point. 

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