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He's omnipotent, he walks on water etc, maybe he want's people to suffer in this day and age?  All these minions running around that don't believe in his mysterious ways?

 

Heretics will suffer. He could stop it if he "wanted"  to...right? 

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8 minutes ago, BatteryPowered said:

After an appropriate number of liberals in the US die.

 

Italy. Millions of Catholics put their faith in saints and virgins 

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Just now, Zaro said:

Italy. Millions of Catholics put their faith in saints and virgins 

 

Not relevant to the question.

 

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"When will Jesus cure the cornavirus"

 

As soon as he's done pulling Drive-By-Dennis off of little Filipino girls.  

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7 minutes ago, DennisTheMenace said:

He's a kind and gentle Jesus, I'm sure he doesn't want his people to suffer.

He didn't help during the Holocaust. He has a record of not helping

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36 minutes ago, DennisTheMenace said:

Jesus-walking-on-water-funny-9.jpg

 

He's omnipotent, he walks on water etc, maybe he want's people to suffer in this day and age?  All these minions running around that don't believe in his mysterious ways?

 

Heretics will suffer. He could stop it if he "wanted"  to...right? 

Here is the kicker that destroys your reality, You pay attention to what people believe he meant, not what he was talking about that was as self evident in those days as it is these days.

 

Your mind isn't as smart as your vocabulary says it is and that includes all the people saying humans are the exception to how half life reproductions only sustain the numbers occupying space now.

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. .

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2 minutes ago, Zaro said:

He didn't help during the Holocaust. He has a record of not helping

Its why yer so bitter....he didn't stop unkie when you were little:(

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7 minutes ago, Zaro said:

He didn't help during the Holocaust. He has a record of not helping

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I'm not a Jew or a Jesus nut, I try to think for myself and review the "historical" evidence.

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Character is what a lifetime does to hide their real characteristics in plain sight. Vocabulary is the root of all evil.

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5 hours ago, DennisTheMenace said:

Jesus-walking-on-water-funny-9.jpg

 

He's omnipotent, he walks on water etc, maybe he want's people to suffer in this day and age?  All these minions running around that don't believe in his mysterious ways?

 

Heretics will suffer. He could stop it if he "wanted"  to...right? 

 

You are completely lost in the material world but while you are here your own immune system will have to keep you from getting sick so don't screw it up with a bunch of stupid Nazi-commie vaccine crap.

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5 hours ago, DennisTheMenace said:

 

He's omnipotent, he walks on water etc, maybe he want's people to suffer in this day and age?  All these minions running around that don't believe in his mysterious ways?

 

Heretics will suffer. He could stop it if he "wanted"  to...right? 

Have you even considered that God sent us the Coronavirus to show us what real peace looks like?  People are staying at home with their families.  Cooking meals together, walking together and spending quality time together.

 

The violence between Israelis and Palestinians has completely stopped.  Both peoples are focused on keeping that area safe from Covid-19 rather than killing each other.

 

The violence between Turkey and Syria has basically ceased.  And, there is no fighting between Israel and Lebanon or Syria at this time.  In fact, war all across the world is at an all-time low.  Because of Covid-19, for a time people have stopped killing each other. 

 

And, all of this leading up to Easter.  Could this be a prelude to the Second Coming?  Or is God showing us what the world could be like when we have something else to focus our attention on?

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29 minutes ago, annLee said:

GOD'S JUDGMENT FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ SEE^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

4 hours ago, sole result said:

Character is what a lifetime does to hide their real characteristics in plain sight. Vocabulary is the root of all evil.

 

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5 hours ago, DennisTheMenace said:

Jesus-walking-on-water-funny-9.jpg

 

He's omnipotent, he walks on water etc, maybe he want's people to suffer in this day and age?  All these minions running around that don't believe in his mysterious ways?

 

Heretics will suffer. He could stop it if he "wanted"  to...right? 

their faith is not placed in the right place and so they cannot be healed by the word

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This Just In: Imaginary Fairy Tale Bronze Age Comic Book characters have no power to do anything......except destroy brain cells.

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10 minutes ago, guilluamezenz said:

who the fuck do you think created this mess? and yes he wants us to suffer and we deserve it

Have you even considered that God sent us the Coronavirus to show us what real peace looks like?  People are staying at home with their families.  Cooking meals together, walking together and spending quality time together.

 

The violence between Israelis and Palestinians has completely stopped.  Both peoples are focused on keeping that area safe from Covid-19 rather than killing each other.

 

The violence between Turkey and Syria has basically ceased.  And, there is no fighting between Israel and Lebanon or Syria at this time.  In fact, war all across the world is at an all-time low.  Because of Covid-19, for a time people have stopped killing each other. 

 

And, all of this leading up to Easter.  Could this be a prelude to the Second Coming?  Or is God showing us what the world could be like when we have something else to focus our attention on?

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37 minutes ago, guilluamezenz said:

who the fuck do you think created this mess? and yes he wants us to suffer and we deserve it

caricatures of literature aren't physical existences but ideas physically existing population share ancectrally within the vocabulary of their translating what life could have been if not just reproductions changing the population all the time.

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