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Whoever faces Trump during the next election will be the target of demeaning nicknames that you would hear from a third-grader.

For Biden versus Trump:

If Trump faces Biden, he’ll call him “Sleepy Joe”.

In reality, Biden has a reputation of being honest, while Trump has a reputation of being dishonest.  During his time in office, we have seen that Trump is a dirty politician.  During the 2016 election, we saw that he was a dirty campaigner.  And before that, he had a reputation of being a dirty business man.

So, it would be:  Honest Joe versus Dirty Don

As a dirty business man, Trump had a habit of not paying his bills.
So, it would also be:  Honest Joe versus Deadbeat Don

And we all know that when Trump won the election, he pulled-off the greatest con-job in American history.
So, it would also be:  Honest Joe versus Don the Con

And we all know that Trump is a serial liar:
So, it would also be:  Honest Joe versus Trump the Serial Liar

When Trump calls Biden “Sleepy Joe”, it reminds me of his “low energy” and “low stamina” attacks on Hillary.
I saw his debates with Hillary, and it was obvious that he had some “low energy” and “low stamina” issues of his own.

First of all, he didn’t have the energy to prepare for the debates.  That’s because debates focus on facts (unlike his rallies, which focus on bull$hit).  Facts deal with reality (BOOOORING), while bull$hitting is like “reality” TV (NOOOOT boring).

And during the debates, he was high-energy ... for the first 15 minutes.  After that, he looked like he needed life support.  That’s because he could bull$hit during the first 15 minutes (NOOOOT boring), and then he had to deal with facts (BOOOORING).

For Sanders versus Trump:

If Trump faces Sanders, he’ll call him “crazy Bernie”.

In reality, Trump says a lot of crazy stuff.  For example:
- He said that he knows more about ISIS than the generals.
- He said that windmills cause ear cancer.
- He said that he is the chosen one.
- And he said:  B
ing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing.


Trump will also call Sanders a “socialist”.

In reality, Sanders is for the sick, the poor, and the middleclass, while Trump is for himself, his family, and his wealthy friends.  And, as we all know, Trump is “Putin’s puppet”, and his is “Putin’s useful idiot”.

So, it would be:  the Champion of Average Americans versus Putin’s Puppet/Putin’s Useful Idiot
Or, it would be:  the Champion of Average Americans versus PP/PUI


For Warren versus Trump:

If Trump faced Warren, he’d call her “Pocahontas”.

In reality, Warren is a college professor.  Furthermore, she knows the issues inside-out, while Trump has little or no understanding of the issues.  And she’s an intellectually brilliant, while he’s intellectually challenged.  Among Trumps greatest intellectual hits:  he doesn’t know what Perl Harbor was about; he thinks that sweeping forest floors can prevent forest fires; he didn’t know that healthcare was complicated.

So, it would be:    the Professor versus Donnie the Dumb-A$$
It would also be:  the Professor versus Donnie the Dunce
It would also be:  
the Professor versus Donnie Doofus

For Buttigieg versus Trump:

If Trump faced Buttigieg, he’d call him “Buttigieg-gieg-gieg-gieg”.

In reality, Buttigieg is a veteran and he served our country in
Afghanistan.  In contrast, Trump got a deferment for bone spurs and he served our country in the New York nightclubs.

So, it would be:  the Veteran versus Cadet Bone Spurs

Actually, Trump did NOT have bone spurs.  His daddy got a doctor to give him a PHONY diagnosis for bone spurs.

So, it would be:  the Veteran versus Cadet Phony Bone Spurs
It would also be:  the Veteran versus Don the Draft Dodger


For Bloomberg versus Trump:

If Trump faced Bloomberg, he’d call him “Mini-Mike”.

In reality, Bloomberg is a mega-billionaire.  Because Trump is afraid to show his tax returns, we don’t know how rich he is ... so as far as we know, Bloomberg is MUCH richer than him.

So, it would be: 
Mike the MEGA-Billionaire versus Don the MINI-Billionaire
It would also be:  Mega-Mike versus Mini-Don

And we all know that Mini-Don has TINY hands (thanks Liddle Marco).
So, it would also be:  Mega-Mike versus Tiny Hands Trump

Also, Bloomberg is rich because of his own efforts.  Trump is rich because his daddy gave him millions.  And then, his daddy bailed him out when Trump went bankrupt from his bad business decisions.

So, it would also be:  Mike the Self-Made Billionaire versus Donnie the Daddy-Made Billionaire

 

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8 minutes ago, RedStone7476 said:

Whoever faces Trump during the next election will be the target of demeaning nicknames that you would hear from a third-grader.

For Biden versus Trump:

If Trump faces Biden, he’ll call him “Sleepy Joe”.

In reality, Biden has a reputation of being honest, while Trump has a reputation of being dishonest.  During his time in office, we have seen that Trump is a dirty politician.  During the 2016 election, we saw that he was a dirty campaigner.  And before that, he had a reputation of being a dirty business man.

So, it would be:  Honest Joe versus Dirty Don

As a dirty business man, Trump had a habit of not paying his bills.
So, it would also be:  Honest Joe versus Deadbeat Don

And we all know that when Trump won the election, he pulled-off the greatest con-job in American history.
So, it would also be:  Honest Joe versus Don the Con

And we all know that Trump is a serial liar:
So, it would also be:  Honest Joe versus Trump the Serial Liar

When Trump calls Biden “Sleepy Joe”, it reminds me of his “low energy” and “low stamina” attacks on Hillary.
I saw his debates with Hillary, and it was obvious that he had some “low energy” and “low stamina” issues of his own.

First of all, he didn’t have the energy to prepare for the debates.  That’s because debates focus on facts (unlike his rallies, which focus on bull$hit).  Facts deal with reality (BOOOORING), while bull$hitting is like “reality” TV (NOOOOT boring).

And during the debates, he was high-energy ... for the first 15 minutes.  After that, he looked like he needed life support.  That’s because he could bull$hit during the first 15 minutes (NOOOOT boring), and then he had to deal with facts (BOOOORING).

For Sanders versus Trump:

If Trump faces Sanders, he’ll call him “crazy Bernie”.

In reality, Trump says a lot of crazy stuff.  For example:
- He said that he knows more about ISIS than the generals.
- He said that windmills cause ear cancer.
- He said that he is the chosen one.
- And he said:  B
ing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing.


Trump will also call Sanders a “socialist”.

In reality, Sanders is for the sick, the poor, and the middleclass, while Trump is for himself, his family, and his wealthy friends.  And, as we all know, Trump is “Putin’s puppet”, and his is “Putin’s useful idiot”.

So, it would be:  the Champion of Average Americans versus Putin’s Puppet/Putin’s Useful Idiot
Or, it would be:  the Champion of Average Americans versus PP/PUI


For Warren versus Trump:

If Trump faced Warren, he’d call her “Pocahontas”.

In reality, Warren is a college professor.  Furthermore, she knows the issues inside-out, while Trump has little or no understanding of the issues.  And she’s an intellectually brilliant, while he’s intellectually challenged.  Among Trumps greatest intellectual hits:  he doesn’t know what Perl Harbor was about; he thinks that sweeping forest floors can prevent forest fires; he didn’t know that healthcare was complicated.

So, it would be:    the Professor versus Donnie the Dumb-A$$
It would also be:  the Professor versus Donnie the Dunce
It would also be:  
the Professor versus Donnie Doofus

For Buttigieg versus Trump:

If Trump faced Buttigieg, he’d call him “Buttigieg-gieg-gieg-gieg”.

In reality, Buttigieg is a veteran and he served our country in
Afghanistan.  In contrast, Trump got a deferment for bone spurs and he served our country in the New York nightclubs.

So, it would be:  the Veteran versus Cadet Bone Spurs

Actually, Trump did NOT have bone spurs.  His daddy got a doctor to give him a PHONY diagnosis for bone spurs.

So, it would be:  the Veteran versus Cadet Phony Bone Spurs
It would also be:  the Veteran versus Don the Draft Dodger


For Bloomberg versus Trump:

If Trump faced Bloomberg, he’d call him “Mini-Mike”.

In reality, Bloomberg is a mega-billionaire.  Because Trump is afraid to show his tax returns, we don’t know how rich he is ... so as far as we know, Bloomberg is MUCH richer than him.

So, it would be: 
Mike the MEGA-Billionaire versus Don the MINI-Billionaire
It would also be:  Mega-Mike versus Mini-Don

And we all know that Mini-Don has TINY hands (thanks Liddle Marco).
So, it would also be:  Mega-Mike versus Tiny Hands Trump

Also, Bloomberg is rich because of his own efforts.  Trump is rich because his daddy gave him millions.  And then, his daddy bailed him out when Trump went bankrupt from his bad business decisions.

So, it would also be:  Mike the Self-Made Billionaire versus Donnie the Daddy-Made Billionaire

 

yeah, I think you got much of that perfect!!!

 

The blowhard would eschew or is it bemoan and ridicule, ridicule like there was no tomorrow, whomever runs against his thunderous white-nationalist movement,

and they would all shout hell yes... lock her up, lock him up, yes, don't ever show your tax returns, 

and they would do this at all their white evangelist meetings, LMASO, at the good boys movement, 

they tell me they don't jack, it, they just don't - but they like their guns a lot. A whole lot, and they 

also distrust people moving in from the Southern Border - cut taxes for the rich, build a wall,

and while your at it, make the world pay for the most impressive Military the World has ever before seen.

Because you know what, everything, the economy is all about perfect stuff that's been happening 

under Trump. Sieg heil !!! 

adolf hitler cartoon 

 

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On 3/13/2020 at 10:53 PM, TheOldBarn said:

Honest Joe versus Dirty Don


This reflects reality but Liberals don’t fall in line with nicknames the way the conservatives do. Conservatives always fall in line. 

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