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Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker and the end of evil Liberals


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So if you're like me, you're a non-liberal and a fan of Star Wars. We all know that Stars Wars was inspired by the triumph of the free world over the National Socialist Workers Party of Germany (liberals a/k/a NAZIs). We all know the Jedi represent law enforcement and are protectors of the Republic. Liberals hate law enforcement like the evil Sith. "The Force" represents a spirituality and religion that atheist Liberals oppose, hence why Liberals turn to "The Dark Side".
 

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker illustrates how good people who respect law, order, and the Republic defeat the old evil Emperor who is portrayed as a combination of the old evil Liberals Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Bernie Sanders. It's terrifying but thankfully the good prevails. Liberals are up in arms against Star Wars because a white woman, black man, and white man all embrace each other in a hug at the end of the movie in solidarity against evil Liberals. 

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One problem... the liberals are now in charge of the movie itself.   What a giant pile of crap that was, I saw it last night.  There was no triumph.    It was so ridiculous.   White people were fat and stupid, non white  women were fighting in X-Wings.   The story was so contrived and narratively insulting.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, EltonJohnson said:

One problem... the liberals are now in charge of the movie itself.   What a giant pile of crap that was, I saw it last night.  There was no triumph.    It was so ridiculous.   White people were fat and stupid, non white  women were fighting in X-Wings.   The story was so contrived and narratively insulting.

 

 

Didnt Rey fight in Luke's x-wing? 

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27 minutes ago, Vegas said:

Didnt Rey fight in Luke's x-wing? 

 

 

Well she piloted it to meet Palpitine,  don’t recall if she fought with it.    Somehow she knew how to pilot one, which is ridiculous.

 

i am referring to to the other pilots in the climax.   The fat white guy is a reincarnated Porkins, when dies the same way.   Every time he was on screen I kept saying to my son... “Stay on target”.   The diversity mandate was clearly present throughout the film 

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