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My modest contribution:


Two canaries, a male and a female, are sitting on a perch. The female says,


F: Let's make love

M: I can't.

F: Why? Don't you love me anymore?

M: I love you, but I can't.

F: Wh- why?          (The female is very sad, close to tears.)

M: Because I have chirpees.

F: Chirpees? What's that?

M: It's a canarial disease. ... And it's untweetable!!

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