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Nudity does not = Porn

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Alright mate, I know your probably at school, all the good sites have been blocked, I've been there myself, but resorting to searching for it on herereally does indicate that you need to get laid. Quick.
Porn, no mate, not here.
by Dyaaar December 13, 2009
 
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The Bad word are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with Bad wordin cum.
by definitelynotarapist August 07, 2017
 
 
 
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The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018
 
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A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in. 
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys? 

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009
 
 
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What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn! You're disgusting!

*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicksin Fat Chicks 12"*
by WPH15 August 02, 2009
 
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Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in pornvideos can. 
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos? 
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
by real things are better October 24, 2013
 
 
 
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If all the Arab terrorists would stop strappingthemselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!

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3 minutes ago, king of the county said:

Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?

 

To put it bluntly, yes.

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1 minute ago, king of the county said:

What?  All suggestions appreciated 

 

If I told you, you could make any girl melt in your hands and claw the ceiling with her toes. Not sure you can handle that.

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1 minute ago, SixShooter said:

 

If I told you, you could make any girl melt in your hands and claw the ceiling with her toes. Not sure you can handle that.

Yes imgreatagain needs exactly that

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7 minutes ago, SixShooter said:

 

To put it bluntly, yes.

 

You seem to be an expert on porn. Well done.  What is your favorite lotion?   

 

I live in the Philippines, I have no need to watch "Porn." 🖐️

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16 minutes ago, king of the county said:

Yes imgreatagain needs exactly that

 

I hope not. I feel sorry for any woman who isn't properly serviced regularly. Most women are stuck with duds who care only about their own pleasure. There's nothing like developing a woman's sexual addiction. The notion that women aren't interested in frequent orgasms is a myth perpetuated by lazy, self-centered clods.

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9 minutes ago, SixShooter said:

 

I hope not. I feel sorry for any woman who isn't properly serviced regularly. Most women are stuck with duds who care only about their own pleasure. There's nothing like developing a woman's sexual addiction. The notion that women aren't interested in frequent orgasms is a myth perpetuated by lazy, self-centered clods.

 

 

Is this a "play-by-play" from a John Holmes movie?

 

Please explain what "properly serviced regularly" means? 

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1 minute ago, DennisTheMenace said:

Please explain what "serviced regularly" means? 

 

Nah, if you don't get it I feel sorry for your whores.

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2 minutes ago, SixShooter said:

 

Nah, if you don't get it I feel sorry for your whores.

 

I'm saving myself for you.  I'll introduce you to the "Chief" and then make you squat to pee. 😂

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47 minutes ago, SixShooter said:

 

I hope not. I feel sorry for any woman who isn't properly serviced regularly. Most women are stuck with duds who care only about their own pleasure. There's nothing like developing a woman's sexual addiction. The notion that women aren't interested in frequent orgasms is a myth perpetuated by lazy, self-centered clods.

 

Metro-sexual Liberals are what's impacting the replenishment rate.

 

They have no idea what all the buttons, switches, and dials do.

 

They'd get music from a radio by beating on it with a stick.

 

Ha!

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1 hour ago, DennisTheMenace said:

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I'm sure the Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo and the Catholic Church are on my side. 

Wow, how to leverage a talking point into controlling the social narrative from now on.  Bet you never believed it was possible that that would lose its persuasion of power.

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1 hour ago, king of the county said:

What?  All suggestions appreciated 

 

When you can give a woman the gift of never needing to put on mascara... You will have figured it out.

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2 hours ago, DennisTheMenace said:

 

I'm saving myself for you.  I'll introduce you to the "Chief" and then make you squat to pee. 😂

 

You would beat a violin on a log to make music.

 

Ha!

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2 hours ago, Blue Devil said:

 

When you can give a woman the gift of never needing to put on mascara... You will have figured it out.

I hope you are not suggesting giving a woman "black eyes" in lieu of mascara?

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