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Pentagon Orders XXL Straightjacket As Donnie Dementia Claims He Signed (Obama's) Veteran's Bill.......Back In 2014

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In other Trump statements at his Senility Retreat / Rally, DonDildo Disturbo  announced:


> He's Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs

> He helped Elvis and Gandhi craft the Constitution

> He got an eagle on the 18th at Augusta to beat Jesus, back in 1977

> God speaks to him from the bottom of a bucket of KFC (late at night, when his brain is extra-crispy)

> His Tweet ideas come from years of "clean living"

> Hillary Clinton BEGGED him for sex when she caught Bill cheating

> His Unit at his Preppie Military Academy awarded him a Valorous Order of Mendacity, 2 Titanium Stars, and a Tangerine Heart for displaying courage during his Physical Exam  



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2 minutes ago, splunch said:

Speaking of incompetent...

ah you just looked in the mirror...

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