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32 minutes ago, KMode said:

 

For sure!...However "John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut" or "Frankenpenis" may not be good idea... 

Oh no too violent 

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45 minutes ago, KMode said:

 

For sure!...However "John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut" or "Frankenpenis" may not be good idea... 

Some women might find that entertaining.   You, however, may lose interest in sex quickly!

 

But, I can say with 100% certainty that if you make her watch Cronenberg's Dead Ringers, you will NOT get within 100 feet of that pussy for a long time.   Basically involves two twin gynecologists, one of whom graphically mutilates a woman's, well let's just say entire vaginal/cervix area, during gynecological procedures.

 

I watched it once, with a girl I was dating who insisted that she watch it with me - thought she could handle anything, and it was one of the dumbest, worst things I ever did.

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Ok nimrods - if a chick or a “date” is into you.. she will watch any nerd flick you make her sit through. 

Moving on 

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1 minute ago, Skans said:

Some women might find that entertaining.   You, however, may lose interest in sex quickly!

 

But, I can say with 100% certainty that if you make her watch Cronenberg's Dead Ringers, you will NOT get within 100 feet of that pussy for a long time.   Basically involves two twin gynecologists, one of whom graphically mutilates a woman's, well let's just say entire vaginal/cervix area, during gynecological procedures.

Maybe.....but they may ask what happened????

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2 minutes ago, Imgreatagain said:

Ok nimrods - if a chick or a “date” is into you.. she will watch any nerd flick you make her sit through. 

Moving on 

I don't disagree that you can get a chick to go to most any movie if she is into you, but pick a really awful one and it just may be the last you see of her, or at least for a long time!

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2 minutes ago, KMode said:

Maybe.....but they may ask what happened????

Dude, watch the movie - trust me, you will know what happened; even a really dumb chick will know what happened!  Oh, and don't watch it with any female you have any interest in.

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4 hours ago, Skans said:

Worst Movie To Take A Date To Watch.....

 

Everything that comes out of Hollywood !

 

I only watch romantic, heart-rending, love story  movies.

 

No  -----> war, politics, court-room, advocates, super-heroes, criminals, drugs- cartels <-----  movies for me, thanks.

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3 hours ago, theLion said:

Battle Beyond the Stars. 

 

Not just the worst date movie, but the. Worst. Movie. Ever. 

Worse than the "Human Centipede" or "Teeth?"

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1 minute ago, JinnMartini said:

 

Everything that comes out of Hollywood !

 

I only watch romantic, heart-rending, love story  movies.

 

No  -----> war, politics, court-room, advocates, super-heroes, criminals, drugs- cartels <-----  movies for me, thanks.

I like movies with interesting plots, subplots and twists and turns.   I'd say that some of my favorite movies are the two Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr.

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My friend, in my opinion a good option would be to see The Hustle movie on a date. This is really a very boring movie, so you won’t miss anything interesting. Honestly, there’s nothing exciting, even humor is stupid, so I think this is an ideal option. By the way, I’m for in such cases when I’m looking for boring date films, I just watch the list of the worst films on this page www.rt-movie.com and I must admit that it helps a lot.

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On 5/30/2019 at 11:23 AM, theLion said:

Battle Beyond the Stars. 

 

Not just the worst date movie, but the. Worst. Movie. Ever. 

Hardbodies ! through 4 is a Marathon of awfulness.

Battle beyond the Stars was indeed pretty awful.

The movies that I have hated so bad I which I could unsee them were Reservoir Dogs and  that hideous Mel Gibson Jesus movie.

 

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On 5/30/2019 at 2:50 PM, Skans said:

I like movies with interesting plots, subplots and twists and turns.   I'd say that some of my favorite movies are the two Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr.

The Netflix film Ex Machina was the best I have seen recently.

AS for cinematic story telling, I pick the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Lonesome Dove series and Breaking Bad.

I also really liked McQueen in Sand Pebbles and Papillon, and McCabe and Mrs Miller.

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Just now, XavierOnassis said:

The Netflix film Ex Machina was the best I have seen recently.

AS for cinematic story telling, I pick the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Lonesome Dove series and Breaking Bad.

I also really liked McQueen in Sand Pebbles and Papillon, and McCabe and Mrs Miller.

Netflix? Nice date. 

 

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Just now, Imgreatagain said:

Netflix? Nice date. 

 

I still recommend the film as a great Sci-Fi flick.

If your date happens to be a cyborg, she will absolutely love it.

I saw it by myself. I do not date cyborgs, androids and such.

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2 minutes ago, XavierOnassis said:

I still recommend the film as a great Sci-Fi flick.

If your date happens to be a cyborg, she will absolutely love it.

I saw it by myself. I do not date cyborgs, androids and such.

Hey, I’m all for the comfort of home watching a movie.. cheaper and I can have cocktails . And push pause if something more important comes up. Lol

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1 minute ago, Squatchman said:

Napolean Dynamite.

 

Great flick . My daughter has the almost the same personality as him 

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Just now, Imgreatagain said:

Great flick . My daughter has the almost the same personality as him 

 I'm sorry.

 I think it's one of the worst ever.

 There is one worse.

 Cabin Boy.

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Just now, Squatchman said:

 I'm sorry.

 I think it's one of the worst ever.

 There is one worse.

 Cabin Boy.

Lots of one liners from that movie. 

Cabin boy? Never heard of it. 

 

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Neil Young - Rust Never Sleeps - 1979

 

I think this is the only movie I ever walked out on, and I'm too tight to ever throw away anything I paid for, including bad movies.

 

Horrible waste of every resource put into it.

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7 minutes ago, Imgreatagain said:

Lots of one liners from that movie. 

Cabin boy? Never heard of it. 

 

 

On the good side of the coin--

a few years back, I remember the night I "got lucky", with a movie that I had never heard of at the time. 

Turned out, I like it.  And so did my lady.  She turned me every which way, but loose.

"White Palace".  With Susan Sarandon and James Spader. 

Ahhhhhh……...good memories.         😊

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1 minute ago, Taipan said:

 

On the good side of the coin--

a few years back, I remember the night I "got lucky", with a movie that I had never heard of at the time. 

Turned out, I like it.  And so did my lady.  She turned me every which way, but loose.

"White Palace".  With Susan Sarandon and James Spader. 

Ahhhhhh……...good memories.         😊

I recall a first date I had 2 years ago. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was on.

Made it through the opening credits .  

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8 minutes ago, Imgreatagain said:

I recall a first date I had 2 years ago. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was on.

Made it through the opening credits .  

LOL.....LOL......

Fair enough.

I get the picture.         😊

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1 minute ago, Taipan said:

LOL.....LOL......

Fair enough.

I get the picture.         😊

If I knew now what I new then- I would have watched the movie instead . 

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