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Which reminds BIGTEX of a joke.

 

Billy Ray Cyrus and Willie Nelson were touring Mexico, and the federales discovered drugs on their bus.

 

After a very quick, impromptu court session, Billy Ray and Willie were convicted, sentenced to death, and granted one last request each before being executed by firing squad.

 

Billy Ray said, "I'd like to sing Achy-Breaky Heart one more time before I die."

 

Willie's request was, "I want you to shoot me first."

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