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Captain Obvious: RWNJ's Already Fomenting Notre Dame Conspiracy Theories

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-conspiracy-theories_n_5cb4ce57e4b098b9a2d825c7

 

Ruh-roh. They're at it again.

You guessed it.

The rabid fans of Captain Odious, FOX News, and Breitbart are already terrifying themselves with the usual conspiratorial nonsense about how ND's cathedral fire got started.

 

Feel free to use this Forum to promote your own conspiracy theory!

 

Let me get your creative juices flowing with some easy Beginner-level Idiot ideas:

 

>> Gray aliens controlled by the Lizard People and the Illuminati did it!

>> The Catholic Church is being punished for gay priests and child molesting!

>> The Catholic Church is being punished for electing a Liberal COMMIE Pope!

>> Hillary Clinton and Obama secretly ___________________ !

>> Nostradamus predicted it!

>> The Muslim Brotherhood and Deep State is trying to undermine all forms of Christianity!

>> Evil America-hating Democrats paid Al Qaeda to fire-bomb the Church!

>> Whatever Sean Hannity said happened! 

>> The secret underground torture chamber beneath the Spire went kablooie!

>> An old WWII NAZI bomb embedded under the Church back in 1943 finally blew!

>> Satan waved his Magic Flinger and POOF!...the Church was set ablaze!

>> Damn Liberal Hollywood actors did it! 

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1 minute ago, Fit2Serve said:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-conspiracy-theories_n_5cb4ce57e4b098b9a2d825c7

 

Ruh-roh. They're at it again.

You guessed it.

The rabid fans of Captain Odious, FOX News, and Breitbart are already terrifying themselves with the usual conspiratorial nonsense about how ND's cathedral fire got started.

 

Feel free to use this Forum to promote your own conspiracy theory!

 

Let me get your creative juices flowing with some easy Beginner-level Idiot ideas:

 

>> Gray aliens controlled by the Lizard People and the Illuminati did it!

>> The Catholic Church is being punished for gay priests and child molesting!

>> The Catholic Church is being punished for electing a Liberal COMMIE Pope!

>> Hillary Clinton and Obama secretly ___________________ !

>> Nostradamus predicted it!

>> The Muslim Brotherhood and Deep State is trying to undermine all forms of Christianity!

>> Evil America-hating Democrats paid Al Qaeda to fire-bomb the Church!

>> Whatever Sean Hannity said happened! 

>> The secret underground torture chamber beneath the Spire went kablooie!

>> An old WWII NAZI bomb embedded under the Church back in 1943 finally blew!

>> Satan waved his Magic Flinger and POOF!...the Church was set ablaze!

>> Damn Liberal Hollywood actors did it! 

Looks like the OP author is, ahem, fomenting.   :)

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