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we are just perfect, perfect, perfect,

why can't they be perfect too?

our $h1t smells like roses, roses,

why can't their's smell like roses too?

we see the motes in their eyes,

or we would if we could move the beam.

we're goddam perfect, perfect, perfect,

we're perfecter than how we seem.

 

Yay us!!!

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2 hours ago, laripu said:

we're perfecter than how we seem.

 

No one could possibly appreciate the grandeur of our perfection.  Our perfection is so surpassing that even persons of perfect understanding fail to grasp the perfection that is us.   If we can do it, anybody could.  So why don't THEY be like that?

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9 minutes ago, bludog said:

No one could possibly appreciate the grandeur of our perfection.  Our perfection is so surpassing that even persons of perfect understanding fail to grasp the perfection that is us.   If we can do it, anybody could.  So why don't THEY be like that?

 

Oh, they!

They be tryin', but not succeedin',

so they be lyin', 'bout where it's leadin'.

I tried to warn 'em, but they ain't be heedin'.

 

Those f¥¢kers worshipping da Tr**p!

How to fix 'em? I am stumped!

Mebbe kick 'em in the rump?

 

He'd lie about the time of day.

He'd lie 'bout what ol' Putin say.

He'd lie from LA to Bombay.

 

We is perfect! Why not they?

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We are hard as brass when we need be and compassionate when needed.

 

We are special.

 

 

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