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JUST SOME OF THE HEADLINES FROM Conservative hit-jobs on Ocasio-Cortez, a freshman Congresswoman!!

  • EXCLUSIVE: So-Called “Working-Class” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Not Once Pressed Her Face Against the Window of a Bakery on a Frigid Christmas Eve, Longing for a Loaf of Bread

  • CLUELESS: Democratic Darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Misstated the Effective Tax Rate for High-Earning Married Couples Filing Jointly

  • “I Want the Media to Focus on My Ideas,” Ocasio-Cortez Demands, Flaunting Glossy Lipstick

  • REPORT: If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is So Poor, Why Does This Ohio Man Swear He Saw Her in Bermuda One Time, Like Last Year He’s Pretty Sure

  • Ocasio-Cortez Loves Instagram. But Does She Love This Country?

  • Ocasio-Cortez Told the Liberal Media She Couldn’t Afford Rent in D.C. — Yet Here She Is Purchasing an Entire Banana for Breakfast

  • “Blue-Collar” AOC Breathes Oxygen — The Same Element Inhaled by Hollywood Billionaire Jeffrey Katzenberg

  • FACT CHECK: Inequality Barker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Twice as Many Last Names as Most Americans

  • SLIDE SHOW: We Found Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Childhood Home. It Is Not a Turn-of-the-Century Orphanage

  • If AOC Is So Working Class, Why Hasn’t She Been Interviewed in a Rust Belt Diner About President Trump?

  • NEW: We Asked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez How She Would Pay for Free Health Care. She Asked Us How We Got Into Her Living Room.

  • Undercover Elitist Ocasio-Cortez Seen “Adding Guac” to Her Order at Chipotle

  • Anti-Rich Crusader Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Chose “Mansion” in Third-Grade Game of MASH, Elementary School Classmate Says

  • LIGHTWEIGHT: Ocasio-Cortez Calls Karl Marx the “Father of Socialism.” Fails to Cite the Foundational Texts of 19th-Century French Political Theorist Henri de Saint-Simon

  • JUST IN: Floor Plans for AOC’s New D.C. Home Reveal Luxury Amenities Like Stairs

  • “Working-Class" Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Financial Disclosure Reveals She Has Far More Than Enough Savings to Purchase a 1994 Toyota Maxima

  • GAFFE: In Single-Payer Speech on House Floor, Ocasio-Cortez Uses Present Subjunctive Mood Instead of Future Conditional

  • If Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Is Such a Feminist, Why Is She Attacking Lady Ivanka?

  • Under Ocasio-Cortez Socialist Regime, Endless Pasta Bowls at Olive Garden Would Be Illegal Unless Shared With Impoverished Minority Toddler

  • THE SOCIALIST WEARS PRADA? Ocasio-Cortez Has Reportedly Never Shopped the TJ Maxx Clearance Rack

  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s an Average American. So Where Are Her 2.3 Kids and 5-Foot-9-Inch Husband?

  • We Stole Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Car to Teach Her a Lesson About Socialism

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/13/sunday-review/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-instagram-twitter-satire.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

 

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Conservatives are afraid of her.  She's young, energetic and part of the future.

 

Some of the hit jobs are truly ridiculous.  It is the rare Conservative that doesn't refuse to make a distinction between Socialism and Democratic Socialism.  And many Cons use the words Socialism and Communism interchangeably.

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1 hour ago, bludog said:

It is the rare Conservative that doesn't refuse to make a distinction between Socialism and Democratic Socialism.  And many Cons use the words Socialism and Communism interchangeably.

 

Facts aren't relevent if the universe is under 10,000 years old. Climate change can't cause real problems because god gave us the rainbow as a promise that he'd never destroy everything again. The decalogue's injunction against lying can't be taken seriously because - abortion.

 

And finally, if men is dessended off of monkeys, why is they still monkeys? Atheyisses are socialiss commonists. Why do Joos hate Jesus and don't want to be perfected? The Messicans will pay for the wall.

 

 

.... did I get that right? 😉

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2 minutes ago, laripu said:

... did I get that right? 😉

 

Grammar, check.  Spelling check,  Syntax check.   Yep, right on the money.

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1 hour ago, bludog said:

Coulter is going from odd to nuts.

 

That quote was from 2007. She was nuts then. Now she's going to flat-out 1) racist 2) conspiracy theory believer.

 

Here's an interesting quirk. I'm an atheist, liberal Jew of eastern European origin (parents were Polish and Lithuanian). But I'm also pale as hell, the result of spending 45 hours/week working in front of monitors and having only indoor hobbies.

 

I look white, but according to Coulter and white nationalists, I'm not. In fact, according to various white nationalist forums, they'd have no problem getting rid of blacks if they could only get rid of Jews first. They say Jews are the problem, and "No Jews. Just Right.", in imitation of the Outback motto.

 

So what am I? White? Pariah? Wise man of Zion?

 

True answer: software engineer that the country needed because it couldn't educate enough of them.

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