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Just now, splunch said:

You do not even know what karma means, ignoramus.  You are ignorant of your own religion, let alone that of people halfway around the world who you would happily kill for profit.  I am unconcerned with your childish idiotic visions of karma.  And I hope you develop an incurable rash on your ass.  Go fvck yourself.  :D

AH the rules of threes are going to visit you fukking POS life!!!

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1 minute ago, splunch said:

Hey, some of us are easily amused.  There is a dark poetry to somebody like Trump suffering terribly.  He is such a horrible person.  The gods surely understand what I am talking about, and I suspect are pissing themselves laughing.

Honestly, the best revenge would be him losing his re-election bid. With his opposition being too busy knitpicking his every move, that is unlikely to happen. 

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TRUMP 2020

PENCE 2024

PENCE 2028

BUCKLE UP YOU LIBTARD ASSWIPES!!!

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Trump still hanging on.  Imagine the meds he is on, the meth to keep him going, the cornucopia to counteract his lack of exercise and his penchant for McDonald's... I'll bet his B.O. smells like formaldehyde, plastered over with some sort of vulgar expensive perfume.

 

He can't make it much longer.  My original over-under is August 14, if memory serves.  I'm taking the under on that drug addict psycho.

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If Trump has a heart attack, will there be a violent uprising of insane people who convince themselves that it is a conspiracy, and start flipping cars and burning health food stores?

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Trump found dead after gorging on "numerous" 20-packs of McNuggets, sources say.  He saw the Baby Trump Blimp and became so enraged that he started eating and could not stop until he was dead.

 

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Is Trump dead yet?  I can't wait until he dies.  When the news announces he's had a "heart attack", which is code for "the blue bloods killed him with some exotic poison", I am going to summon everyone I know and throw a huge party.

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I would like to see him penniless and dressed in rags, begging for morsels on Wall Street, and people throwing things at him.This, after impeachment, and seizeing all his ill gotten gains!

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Some lame-o tried to start a similar thread but they do not have any imagination.  Still, the sincerest form of flattery is imitation.  I should be proud that they liked my thread so much.

 

This just in, Trump found dead in an alleyway.  Reports are that he reported for his regular audience with Putin, to receive this week's orders, and so displeased his master that Putin ordered the Secret Service, whom he owns entirely, to rape Donald to death and dump him next to a trash bin in a filthy alleyway.  According to recordings found at the scene, his last words were, "Pooty!  Pooty!  Don't do this to me!  I'll do whatever you say!  Please!  I'll even have sex with your horse again!  Anything!  Pleeeeeaaase!"  At that point his pleading was cut off when something was shoved into his mouth and he was gang raped until dead, evidently with several blunt objects from around the Oval Office.

 

Everyone everywhere immediately celebrated on hearing the news, except for a handful of mentally ill folks who can't really help themselves.

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Trump is not Dead even after 9 pages of comments.  He's alive and well, kicking Democrat ass at every turn.  A one-two-uppercut combination with a follow-up kick to the groin.  Splunch is wrong, as usual.

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4 minutes ago, Skans said:

Trump is not Dead even after 9 pages of comments.  He's alive and well, kicking Democrat ass at every turn.  A one-two-uppercut combination with a follow-up kick to the groin.  Splunch is wrong, as usual.

BREAKING!!!

 

Trump fed LSD and has moment of clarity, jumps out of 30-story window and splatters himself all over his car parked below.  The prostitutes he was having sex with at the time say he grasped his head and began wailing, "What have I done!  My life!  My horrid life!  I am a terrible person!  I cannot live! I cannot liiiiiiive!"  He then went onto the balcony and attempted for some time to heave his fat bulk over the railing, with his tongue sticking out like a child in concentration, eventually getting his leg up and heaving himself over.

 

Celebration services will be held immediately all over the world.  He is survived by a planet of people thankful he is gone.

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BREAKING!!!!

The Rump found dead in his bead.  His ample body was completely covered in mayonnaise.  When he called for prostitutes but none of them were willing to service his bizarre twisted fetishes any longer, he attempted to execute his fantasy of licking all of the mayonnaise off of his entire body himself, and the strain of it caused a heart attack.  Doctors say it was the worst possible kind of heart attack, extremely painful, and that nobody came to the President's aid because he frequently was heard screaming during his bizarre billionaire fetish orgies.  When one of his aides finally discovered him, his peers found him vomiting in the hallway, where he said, "It's like a stack of dimes...and he's covered in mayonnaise...and he sh!t all over himself...oh, god!  bleeeEEAAAACCCCHHHH!!!!"

 

Services will be held in celebration of Trump's embarrassing, painful, horrible death have already begun, with Queen Elizabeth reportedly saying, "Oh, dear," through a half-hidden smirk.  Angela Merkel was allegedly drunk with her staff and hugging everyone within an hour of receiving the news.

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Is Trump dead yet?  I cannot wait until he croaks.  Man you have no idea the party.  We are going to have beer and lots and lots of awesome food, live music, the whole shebang.  Big sign that says, "F*CK YOU TRUMP" and we'll just party and laugh, and thank the gods for handling him for us.  Or the blue bloods that poison his Big Mac, whichever it may be.

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We will work up a mock grave with a headstone that says, "Here lies Trump, piece of sh!t" so that people can dance on his grave.

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On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2018 at 11:50 AM, Duck615 said:

stay in fukkingtard canada you fukking gay canuck

Duck,

So the treatments didn't work. That's a shame Duck now they will get you for being a pedophile. Its only a matter of time.

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"Me and Pooty have come to a new understanding, the way strong leaders should in the world.  We've golfed together many, many times.  I generally shoot better than he does, but that's okay.  He's a great, great golfer and a very talented and intelligent man, and I have great respect for him."

 

"I look forward to working together with him to strengthen our relationship, to end years of mistrust between our great, great nations, and setting us on a path to friendly relations.  Why would anyone not want friendly relations?  I don't think there is anything wrong with that.  To that end <zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!>--  " his head explodes as a high powered round goes in through his open fish mouth, and his brains splatter all over the wall behind him in the shape of the eagle crest on the Russian Flag, a company man to the bitter end.

 

(Bill Hicks on Jay Leno)

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Another autofellatio thread like Wee Willie's Solo Shillfest. These idiots can't debate so they create threads no one posts in except cons ridiculing them. LMFAO

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2 hours ago, SixShooter said:

Another autofellatio thread like Wee Willie's Solo Shillfest. These idiots can't debate so they create threads no one posts in except cons ridiculing them. LMFAO

You're not a conservative, you're a Trump supporter Fox Bot.  I'm a conservative Liberal.

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3 hours ago, SixShooter said:

Another autofellatio thread like Wee Willie's Solo Shillfest. These idiots can't debate so they create threads no one posts in except cons ridiculing them. LMFAO

Don't be intimidated by my awesome creativity and humor.  If you can't hack it just step back and try not to get any on you.  I'm not forcing you to read my brilliant posts.

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4 hours ago, Yukon said:

Duck,

So the treatments didn't work. That's a shame Duck now they will get you for being a pedophile. Its only a matter of time.

Not a pedophile you fukking pussyboy canuck coward!!!!

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Trump still not dead.  However, I still have about a month on my over-under guesstimate for when the blue bloods will give him some sort of exotic untraceable heart attack pill.

 

My god, what if they decide to kill him right on August 14...!!!  The Secret Service will show up and ask me what I know and I'll vanish into some back room forever...

 

"It was a joke!!!  It was just a joke!!!!!!"  as I am dragged off into a van and hit in the head with a truncheon.

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The Secret Service will show up and ask me what I know and I'll vanish into some back room forever...

You are not that important.  Nor threatening.  Nor entertaining enough to be dragged into the back room for anything nefarious.

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1 minute ago, Skans said:

You are not that important.  Nor threatening.  Nor entertaining enough to be dragged into the back room for anything nefarious.

We are all just inconsequential conceptions of sperm and OVA

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