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Anyways I was in San Antonio over the holidays and then some.I got so spoiled.They don't know what to do with themselves without me around to crack the whip. They cook beans and smoke briskets on the deck. Sleep at all hours. Walk around in their robes like a couple of dope heads. You all know that Horstie got abducted last year and they don't go outside or even open the windows. They payed a small fortune to have iron bars put on all the windows and doors. It doesn't look bad, Hispanic style,but they are scared somebody is after their ass

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OK. There is nothing to eat here. So now I'm waiting for the pizza. I'm watching "It" and I started on a new book. It's called "Legacy" and is about Queen Elizabeth I. So romantic. The heater is on full blast, its freezing. But my little girl shed is so cozy. I got a tan colored sectional sofa, a matching chair and a real tv cabinet. A area rug and an antic looking trunk that is the table. All from IKEA, sorta a rooms to go store. 

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I can't believe that I forgot to buy some dinner stuff. I was at the store and got a liter of milk and some vanilla creamer. I found a store who carries the "Community coffee". I love that stuff. I was high though when I shopped

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BTW, I'm single again. My so called boyfriend didn't make it through a whole week before he cheated on me. Of course the phone and my facebook went nuts, everybody telling me about it. He tried to hit on one of my girl friends. I didn't even text him back

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4 minutes ago, Zaro said:

BTW, I'm single again. My so called boyfriend didn't make it through a whole week before he cheated on me. Of course the phone and my facebook went nuts, everybody telling me about it. He tried to hit on one of my girl friends. I didn't even text him back

 

That's when I went on a shopping rampage with my mom. Thats how I got all that fancy furniture. I videoed my place and some pieces came from the curb cause my budget was so tight, with that card fiasco and all.I was like cut off for two or three weeks.

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5 hours ago, Zaro said:

 

That's when I went on a shopping rampage with my mom. Thats how I got all that fancy furniture. I videoed my place and some pieces came from the curb cause my budget was so tight, with that card fiasco and all.I was like cut off for two or three weeks.

 

You know of course that they tortured me. They wanted me to think that life is like that, lol ke no money and you can't go out cause you don't have a card. They wanted to break my spirit and look at them now. In their bath robes. All day. Lol. Fugg you mofos, I have left be  the stamina to see this thing through to the end. And you think a sixtyfive year old with a case of some fugging thing gonna left be standing. Think again, old folks home resident

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You know of course that they tortured me. They wanted me to think that life is like that, lol ke no money and you can't go out cause you don't have a card. They wanted to break my spirit and look at them now. In their bath robes. All day. Lol. Fugg you mofos, I have left be  the stamina to see this thing through to the end. And you think a sixtyfive year old with a case of some fugging thing gonna left be standing. Think again, old folks home resident

 

And that's exactly where I am gonna park em. In an old folks home, with movies and one of them buss s that takes you to Walmart

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Of course my mom has that Hodkins cancer. Read some story in Woman's world and shut down. She doesn't know Hodkins from her ass but she is convinced she got the sneaky disease and unless I move back home on the second floor it's off to the undertaker with her. That woman ate enough kale and sheet to outlive me

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Yaeh, they can line up their life's. Monday grocery shopping, Tuesday work at the shelter, Wednesday check on stocks and Bad word and Thursday get ready for Friday, which is grilling, for some reason. 

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8 minutes ago, Zaro said:

Yaeh, they can line up their life's. Monday grocery shopping, Tuesday work at the shelter, Wednesday check on stocks and Bad word and Thursday get ready for Friday, which is grilling, for some reason. 

Saturdays and Sundays are reserved for marveling about how they made out like bandits. They don't know how. But they are grateful I don't have to worry

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8 hours ago, Zaro said:

I can't believe that I forgot to buy some dinner stuff. I was at the store and got a liter of milk and some vanilla creamer. I found a store who carries the "Community coffee". I love that stuff. I was high though when I shopped

 

All the Valero's and the Seven Eleven make Community Coffee. That's how you know it's good

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3 minutes ago, Zaro said:

Saturdays and Sundays are reserved for marveling about how they made out like bandits. They don't know how. But they are grateful I don't have to worry

 

They got old

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My mother has a sister who is married to a hedge fund honcho. They both think he is the breadiest thing since sliced bread. And he is kinda handsome. Works out. Her sister is really important to her

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