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nah those can be bought anywhere....people like dirt and this is a doosey. All of those good Christian women that voted for him might finally see him for who he is and what floats his boat. No rubber with a porn star..common sense 101 :huh:

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Just now, Middl3 said:

nah those can be bought anywhere....people like dirt and this is a doosey. All of those good Christian women that voted for him might finally see him for who he is and what floats his boat. No rubber with a porn star..common sense 101 :huh:

And he lied about the affair. And used hush money. How corrupt is this guy. 

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Just now, dontlooknow said:

And he lied about the affair. And used hush money. How corrupt is this guy. 

Very..not so much on purpose tho because he can not pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel..most likely because he hates to read :P

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I love that liberals are grasping at any straw to attack Trump.

I guess they've finally realized they're not taking Trump out with the Collusion/Obstruction/Laundering/Emoluments/Golfing meme. 

 

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Dude,,,
I heard it here first:

 

Rich People Will Soon Be Able To Buy Fake Meteor Showers On Demand

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Rich People Will Soon Be Able To Buy Fake Meteor Showers On Demand

In the latest scheme of the booming private space industry, a Japanese company proposes to light up the night with made-to-order shooting stars. But some experts worry about space clutter, and the scary consequences of these artificial meteors hitting important satellites.

Posted on March 25, 2018, at 10:33 a.m.
 
Artist's depiction of an a artificial shooting star sky show.
 
ALE Co., Ltd. / Via star-ale.com

Artist's depiction of an a artificial shooting star sky show.

 

If everything works out, the night sky over Hiroshima, Japan, will fill with the graceful arcs of blue, green, and orange shooting stars sometime in the summer of 2019.

The fireworks will come courtesy of a satellite some 220 miles high, owned by the world’s first “aerospace entertainment” firm, Astro Live Experiences, or ALE.

The brainchild of University of Tokyo astronomer Lena Okajima, the spacecraft will circle the globe and kick out 15 to 20 small metallic pebbles on command. Those seeds, less than half an inch wide, will blaze overhead for a few bright seconds over the city of the buyer’s choice.

 
“We want to provide meteor showers on demand.”
 
 

“We want to provide meteor showers on demand,” Josh Rodenbaugh, a member of ALE’s satellite operations team, told BuzzFeed News.

Their customers could be cities, companies, amusement parks, the mega-rich — anyone who can pay for such a spectacular show. Rodenbaugh declined to cite a specific cost, except to say that it would be less than the massive fireworks displays that major cities use to celebrate holidays. (Tokyo's fireworks displays run around $40,000 a firework, according to Rodenbaugh. “We feel we can be under that number.” New York’s 4th of July festivities run around $6 million.)

Originally conceived as an opening act for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, the “Sky Canvas” project has blossomed into a glamorous harbinger of the new entrepreneurial era in space. But some satellite experts question the logic of launching a sandblaster into orbit, given the risk that its projectiles might collide with any of the thousands of satellites that space firms such as SpaceX will be adding to the same orbit.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll save you the search:

 

 

To those who say the search engine sucks here, I say, up yours

 

 

 

 

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On 3/27/2018 at 6:19 AM, Chuck! said:

Dude,,,
I heard it here first:

 

Damn straight and nice catch, lowrent, I'm gonna have some fun with this one so I'm gonna make me a nice post about all this right now so that I can have it all tied up with a pretty bow cause I'm probably gonna write this company and give them the bidness and a link to this post is gonna cover it all. And I'm off...

 

but ya'll already knew that.

 

This man-made shooting stars idea came to me at the latest about 2004, the earliest 2002 so lettuce call it 2003 which means I thought this up 15 years ago shortly after I came up with my pyramid construction theory named twiwdi which stands for 'the way I would do it.' As with twiwdi which popped into my colossal brain while watching the local news this idea was much the same starting outta nowhere. Back then I was on the road with "teacher's pyramid crusade and travelling menagerie" tour dropping these ideas and others at buku websites garnering thousands of views quick like for each thread, usually in the "science and technology" section of forums so naturally I usually got banned for posting spam cause site moderators just friggin hate when the new guy shows up and is far more popular than the entire control freak moderating staff put together. It's human nature and I'm used to it and that's fine but thing is not only would I get banned but usually they would delete my thread thus erasing all evidence that I ruled and that's fine too but the shame of it all is that these ideas went away along with evidence that I actually had this idea well before the earliest time that I can prove that I had it which is in this, the most glorious of threads. 

 

Fine.

 

Then.

 

Now, I don't have this idea patented, trademarked, copyrighted or any such legal nicety terms. I'm not looking for cash nor do I intend to sue anybody or shut anything down, to the contrary I'm most happy that this thing may actually happen which would prove my late so-called Father-in-law wrong as when I told him about this idea as some 15 years ago he said "it will never happen, it's too good of an idea." 

 

All I'm looking for is recognition that I probably came up this idea first. I wouldn't mind chatting with the other person that thought of this. I'm a firm believer that two unconnected people can come up with the same idea. Ya'll know me, I gots all kinds of ideas, this, twiwdi, "the universes apparent accelerating expansion from our perspective," Le Mimapult, hydrogen gas made from solar power, the friggin list is endless not to mention all things politics which I, teacher, of the colossal brain, Lord and Master over all I survey, may I live and rule forever and ever, Amen, dominate. As always my charming personality and humble disposition are on display for all to be in awe. Of. It should be noted that I put all these ideas out there for free, eschewing cash, looking to advance human knowledge and seeking only recognition of the fact that I am wicked smart and very, very cool. Also, I look good, ladies.

 

Digging into that which Chuck! has provided it's no doubt that the company behind this is committing a lot of cash for this endevour with great possible reward. All Hail Capitalism! So now we can possibly get into legal ramifications. Just me being first with this idea could put a whole $h!tload of lawyers off. They may fret and wring their hands and seek lawsuits to retroactively gag me. Injunctions, court orders and bears, oh my. Sure I'd friggin lose cause I don't care what a bunch of ambulance chasers come up with but the fact remains that I been around with this and other ideas cents forever. Not that it matters to the court but for long time buku people know this. To wit... (I know, ya'll are going WTF, no images? Please.)

 

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I'm Marchimedes. That's buku folks for over a decade just knowing that it's me. That I gots this. It's the kinda deal where a court would rule that I can't talk/say it is my idea when friggin everybody else knows that is not so. What they gonna do? Put me in jail? I been in jail. I spent 41 days in jail cause of a crooked cop, Christopher Hass of the Gwinnett County Sheriff's Department. That's correct, Chris, you don't ever want to end up alone with me. I'll tell you bad jokes. That covers that. Eh, that whole story is in this thread. Anyway the morale of the story is that I will do jail standing on my head skipping and grinning. Still my idea and everyone knows it. Fu(k with me and I'll figure out where you live and I'll come throw rocks at your house. 

 

(The preceding paragraph was intended for ambulance chasers only for comedic purposes.) That covers that. 

 

Told you, lowrent, that I'd have some fun with this one!

 

Moving along. So all that was untoward. Kinda looking like I'm heading towards anger there. Bah. Just covering my bases. 

 

So, circa July 1, 2007...

 

https://www.liberalforum.org/topic/22244-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on/?do=findComment&comment=451805

 

That was a long time ago, wasn't it, people? Couple of images there that are no longer there cause of defunct image hosting sites, friggin bane of my existence, but the text is solid about my man-made shooting stars idea. Time/date stamped. I'm gettin bored with all this. Must to press on. That link was here, this link at Scienceagogo leads you to my thread there...

 

 http://www.scienceagogo.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/21827/The_universes_expansion_accell#Post21827 

 

maybe this link leads you to more me...

 

http://www.scienceagogo.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/56553/It_doesn_t_matter_why#Post56553

 

Post #56553. Second to last sentence...

 

"Tell me it wasn't my idea." 

 

And there ya go, tidy bow. Ya'll don't get off that easily, pyramids...

 

https://www.liberalforum.org/topic/22244-and-the-horse-you-rode-in-on/?do=findComment&comment=1059371566

      

That's a single post, read on!

 

But then we talking about man-made shooting stars. It's gotta be funny, it's ALWAYS gotta be funny, funny sells, insert science into funny, or funny into science, well, welcome to my world...

 

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So that works.

 

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One of the biggest gulfs between liberals and conservatives is perception and reality. One of the left's mantras of the day is that the Russians have sumpin on Trump and that cause Trump called Putin to congratulate him on his election win is evidence of that. Meanwhile in reality Trump has attacked a Russian base in Syrian with buku cruise missiles, a couple of weeks ago our troops reportedly killed hundreds of Russian Blackwater type mercenaries, America has laid all kinds of economic sanctions on Russia, we've given the boot to a bunch of so-called Russian diplomats, closed down another one of their consulates, we are undercutting their energy sales to Europe which could potentially do to the Russians the same thing that Ronaldus Reaganus did to them in the 80's which is a huge thing and we are selling lethal arms hand over fist to the Ukraine. But to the liberal a phone call that means nuttin says everything. Of course the liberal knows this is bull$h!t, we know that the liberal knows this is bull$h!t, the liberal knows that we know that the liberal knows this is bull$h!t yet despite all that the liberal is going with their perception is reality load of crap. Childish, really. Trump's phone call probably went like this...

 

Trump: "Hello, Vladimir, I'm call to congratulate (sniggers) you on your valid (choking back guffaw) election win."

 

      

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OK...Thanks !

 

Five minutes later: Pressto, Changeo !

 

,Mack

 

CU full til in T-Minus 5 hours !

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4 minutes ago, NoGhost said:

OK...Thanks !

 

Five minutes later: Pressto, Changeo !

 

,Mack

 

CU full til in T-Minus 5 hours !

 

Lube up

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44 minutes ago, teacher said:

Trump: "Hello, Vladimir, I'm call to congratulate (s[African-American slur]s) you on your valid (choking back guffaw) election win."

Vlad said pretty much the same thing the same way to Trump when he called to congratulate him on his win. :P

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50 minutes ago, Middl3 said:

Vlad said pretty much the same thing the same way to Trump when he called to congratulate him on his win. :P

 

Funny but not analogous. Pesky little electoral college.

 

What's up with this...? (s[African-American slur]s). That's gotta be you as the original text (sniggers) still reads the same. Friggin liberals, always stuck on the race card. What? Toss me a slow one up the middle and I'm gonna jack it outta the park.  

 

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14 minutes ago, teacher said:

 

Funny but not analogous. Pesky little electoral college.

 

What's up with this...? (s[African-American slur]s). That's gotta be you as the original text (s[African-American slur]s) still reads the same. Friggin liberals, always stuck on the race card. What? Toss me a slow one up the middle and I'm gonna jack it outta the park.  

 

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Just lookin' to see if there are any worthy of my time online before I take a deep breath and dive in. :P Pretty slim pickin's tonite, the good guys must have lives and stuff to do. Tho there are 5 online I enjoy banter with.

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2 minutes ago, Middl3 said:

Just lookin' to see if there are any worthy of my time online

 

Good luck with that. I kid. I still find that this place is an accurate micro of the macro without most of the games that the official spin doctors play. Can you imagine some rightie tellin a leftie on "Meet the Press" with Tim Russert's retarded little brother "you lying fu(k, answer the question!" I mean take retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Steven's recent statement that we should indeed abolish the 2nd amendment. The talking heads on the right are all like "see? This is really what the left wants, finally" while the talking heads on the left are all like "(sniffling) he doesn't speak for us."  In the media they are ALL acting like this is some giant fresh revelation. But get down in the trenches at a place like this, and I been here over a decade and before that the same at other sites, the truth will out. Why just the other day...

 

 https://www.liberalforum.org/topic/228384-gun-question/?do=findComment&comment=1060307839

 

 

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On 3/17/2018 at 12:41 AM, RussianDisinformation said:

I go onto gun forums and I am astounded how ignorant you Trumproids are when it comes your guns which is your favorite subject. When the authorities clean out you traitors, they will have a very easy job of it. 

 

 

That's RussianDisinformation giving it up, that if he gets his way Mother government is gonna come kill me and the likes of me for having the audacity of owning weapons. Matters not if I'm a law abiding citizen who wants to be able to protect me and my own. I say that's the main reason gun owners own guns. Some azzhole criminal kicks my front door in I'm not gonna wait for the police to show up so they can draw a chalk outline around my body, I'm gonna be waiting for the police to show up to remove the corpse of said dead azzhole so I can mop up his blood with cold water so my hardwood floor doesn't get stained. 

 

Holy crap, while searching for a post of yours I'll be bringing up in a moment I just came across a thread you hid titled "bludog the nazi" by Duck615. It was in NHB, Mr. Duck is giving Mr. Dog the bidness, that's all I see. 

 

 https://www.liberalforum.org/topic/229220-bludog-the-nazi/?tab=comments#comment-1060328605

 

 

I put that there so I can more easily find it. For now if a lowly member clicks on that link they'll just get a error massage. I get that Mr. Dog is your political bro and all but if a LF moderator can't take some weak azz $h!t like that then they gots no bidness being a moderator at a site such as this. Don't get me wrong it wasn't Mr. Dog that hid it and I say he can take that standing on his head sipping tea with a pinkie extended. Do you have any idea how many threads about that I suck I over the last decade have been started? Badge of honor. I request an explanation in public or PM as to why that thread is hid and if it ain't a good one just go ahead and unhide it. This is Liberalforum.org and as long as I'm boss the word of the day is transparency. We are not like every other interweb political debate forum, most of which I'm banned from. Sure hiding that thread is admirable and all from a certain perspective but then what if I did that kind of crap? What if some lowly member started a scathing thread about my bud lowrent and I hid it? I'd be a laughing stock and all of my credibility would evaporate with one action. I get that I am not your Father's Oldsmobile but the status quo holds no sway at this site. LF is not a 1st amendment free zone. You have three(3) days before I unhide that thread.            

 

No, it's not pick on Ms. Mid night, just looks that way. You know I adore you but $h!t like that makes this train wreck late.

 

Moving along...

 

Eh, not so fast. I was still searching for that post where you say that us gun nuts are, and I don't remember the exact word, but that we are fearful, paranoid, whatever and that's why we gravitate to a tool that allows us to even the odds against animals but I'm in your content and I keep running into funny $h!t by you and as I am easily distracted lettuce giddyup... 

 

Remember, doll, the unwashed masses love nuttin as much as moderators going at it, it's good copy.

 

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On 3/26/2018 at 9:38 PM, Middl3 said:

Welcome to NHB

 

 

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On 3/26/2018 at 9:37 PM, Middl3 said:

This is a tuff crowd.

 

 

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On 3/26/2018 at 9:35 PM, Middl3 said:

giggle

 

 

 

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On 3/26/2018 at 9:21 PM, Middl3 said:

Cry me a river....

 

 

 

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On 3/26/2018 at 5:41 PM, Middl3 said:

WTF ever happened to good old fashioned fist fights?


So, lowrent, notice anything familiar there?

 

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On 3/26/2018 at 5:05 PM, Middl3 said:

teacher is never around much anymore and he sure doesn't venture much out of his Horse thread..so I would say you are pretty safe

 

So I'm torn. If I forget to log out before I leave when I come back and click on this site I'm automatically signed in and then everybody can go to my profile and see when I was last here. This is good cause it gives the appearance that I'm keeping an eye on the place. I do. Ya'll have no idea how much $h!t I let slide but then I'm cool like that. Just cause I ain't breathing down your necks doesn't mean I don't know. I get buku PMs. I read each and every one of them. Ya'll have no idea. Keep them PMs up, if I don't answer doesn't mean that I didn't take your PM seriously. Ya'll ratting each other out hand over fist. Ya'll needs to remember first and foremost I am a member of this site, I have a thread, probably half of my time spent here I do so as a lowly member,  take this post, I start as a member, wander into moderator, east is east, west is west and never the twain shall meet. Yet meet they do. Lemme tell ya'll it's a friggin trip being boss of this site, half the left hates me like poison cause I won't punish/ban the right, half the right hates me like poison cause I won't punish/ban the left. I'm fu(ked coming and going. It's like I'm dating the illegitimate daughter of the Hatfields and McCoys. I'm torn. So when I do remember to log out when I come back I'm just a guest and I get to wander around anonymously. I don't get my PMs nor am I able to check out all that I can as admin but then ya'll don't know I'm here. That's when I read your threads. Of course then I don't get credit for keeping an eye on the place. I'm fu(ked coming and going. Now, I ain't really complaining, just lettin ya'll know what it's like from my perspective. I love my position, I can be boss or nobody. Transparency. Then there is the mutha fu(ka of all mutha fu(kas. You in it, The Mighty Horse Thread. I, teacher, lowly member, from the word get, I gotchya. If I give up everything cept for member teacher, well, I'll still be teacher.              

 

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before I take a deep breath and dive in.

 

You sure? I mean a decade and a half ago I might have taken a deep breath but now I just show up. For me that ship sailed before I ever registered here but then I was well used to dominating sites but fu(k me running one of my deals is teaching ya'll just exactly how to do that. Not my fault ya'll don't show up to class.   

 

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Pretty slim pickin's tonite,

 

Ah, from my OP image... Slim:

 

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Again, slow one down the middle. 

 

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the gooder guys must have lives and stuff to do.

 

See, that just hurts my feelings. I have a life, why today I mesh taped and spackled around the tub/shower that I installed for myself. Plumbing is in progress, said shower, shop sink, washer and dryer, all tied into existing commode and bathroom sink, a thousand dollars just in parts/material, easy, construction, plumbing, electrical, all kinds of stuff going on yet I am not a gooder guy with a life and stuff to do? 

 

For shame.  

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52 minutes ago, teacher said:

I still find that this place is an accurate micro of the macro without most of the games that the official spin doctors play.

All I had was a newspaper.. This place is awesome.

 

 

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WTF? Somebody has gotta say it. 

 

So this kid, this David Hogg. Is that his name? So the deal is that cause he's 17 he gets to say anything he wants and nobody can call him to the mat? So I'm not gonna be able to buy him a beer, my seester can't sleep with him, he can't join the military without his parent's permission, as was my case, he can't vote, he can't buy a weapon, he can't buy a pack of smokes, a 18 year old girl can't fu(k him without going to jail.

 

That's all fine and dandy. One thing David Hogg has is the freedom of speech. Where is it written that he gets to spew swill and I don't have the right to talk back? To listen to the drive-by media it appears that such is the case. Do I not also have freedom of speech? David? You'd were just fine until you opened your maw but you did so you voluntarily and wandered into my world. Come push or shove looks like you in the world of adults now. You chose this. 

 

I'd give you the bidness if the sum total of your genius wasn't "no more." 

 

  

 

  

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7 minutes ago, teacher said:

WTF? Somebody has gotta say it. 

 

So this kid, this David Hogg. Is that his name? So the deal is that cause he's 17 he gets to say anything he wants and nobody can call him to the mat? So I'm not gonna be able to buy him a beer, my seester can't sleep with him, he can't join the military without his parent's permission, as was my case, he can't vote, he can't buy a weapon, he can't buy a pack of smokes, a 18 year old girl can't fu(k him without going to jail.

 

That's all fine and dandy. One thing David Hogg has is the freedom of speech. Where is it written that he gets to spew swill and I don't have the right to talk back? To listen to the drive-by media it appears that such is the case. Do I not also have freedom of speech? David? You'd were just fine until you opened your maw but you did so you voluntarily and wandered into my world. Come push or shove looks like you in the world of adults now. You chose this. 

 

I'd give you the bidness if the sum total of your genius wasn't "no more." 

 

  

 

  

He is nice person.  Americans like nice.I don't think the debate would end well if you got to.

 

He is actually Putins double agent

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2 minutes ago, S1l3nc3D0g00d said:

He is nice person. 

 

He's a mutha fu(kin useful idiot for the left. Let him grow up, have a few children then I'll kick his door in, tell him I'm gonna kill everyone in his house then skull fu(k his dumb face and the last thing to go through his mind is...

 

"wish I had a gun."

 

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I know, it's fu(kin horrible. 

 

It's just so fu(kin simple. The left tells me I do not get to have the ability to protect me and mine.

 

Push comes shove I'm gonna kill the left before that comes to pass. All the left has to do to keep that from happening is leave me alone. I'm not coming to the left's house, I'll sit in my house and mind my own bidness, but the left can't stand that I'll sit in my own house and mind my own bidness, the left want's to get men with guns to come to my house and kill me. Why is this?

 

Cause the left are control freaks. The left wants to control my every activity. 

 

Mutha fu(kin democrats, I find you wanting. Look around, I showed up at your little fu(kin liberal forum and with nuttin but my ideas, my text, my ability to articulate my position and because the site owner, David R, The Ol' Man let me have my say I worked my way up the ranks and now I'm boss and now nobody gets to put their bull$h!t fu(kin crap on anybody else, there is no longer the stifling of ANYONE'S opinion on my watch. I am the left's worse nightmare, I allow everybody to have their say and there is nuttin you idiots have Jack $h!t to say about it. 

 

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And I'm hungry, pepperoni pizza is calling my name. 

 

Out.    

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