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Heh, heh, heh!!!!

 

President Donald Trump stopped by a local Coast Guard station in Florida on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving. While there,he gave a speech extolling the virtues of the Coast Guard "brand"and talking about how everything is now better thanks to, well, him.

I went through the speech and picked out a handful of the oddest quotes. Happy Black Friday!
1. "But if you were looking at it as a brand, there's no brand that went up more than the Coast Guard, with what happened in Texas."
The Coast Guard brand has never been higher! We are moving all sorts of Coast Guard merch right now!
 
 
2. "You saved 16,000 lives -- nobody knows that -- 16,000 lives."
 
 
 
Trump routinely cites this 16,000 number. I couldn't find where he gets it, however. The closest I came was this piece from Septemberthat says the Coast Guard rescued just north of 11,000 people in the wake of Hurricane Harvey.
3. "That was a big water job, right? It kept coming in and going back."
Trump on Hurricane Harvey aka "a big water job."
4. "I think that there is no brand, of any kind -- I'm not just talking about a military brand -- that has gone up more than the Coast Guard."
These Coast Guard hats are flying off the shelves! Same with the Coast Guard inflatable anchors!
5. "I still haven't figured out how people take their boats out into a hurricane."
Same.
6. "I don't know -- I mean, they go out in a boat and they think, I guess, they're -- you know, they've got a wonderful boat, they've had it for years, it can weather anything."
7. "Now, should we leave the media here to do the questions? Or should we tell them to leave?"
Ha ha ha! Oh wait, the free and independent press is the bedrock of democracy.
8. "And it's nice that you're working for something that's really starting to work."
Sort of a remarkable statement here by Trump. What he's insinuating is that the military wasn't working under President Barack Obama but is back to working now with him in charge. Happy Thanksgiving!
9. "Your whole, long life, the stock market is higher than it's ever been. And that means your 401(k), all of the things that you have, whether it's -- even if you're in the military, you have a country that's really starting to turn."
According to the pool report, Trump was pointing at a small boy when he said this. Kids are always thinking about their 401(k)s, right?
10."I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said, yeah, but in a fight -- you know, a fight -- like I watch in the movies -- they fight, they're fighting. How good is this?"
"A fight -- like I watch in the movies."
No words.
11. Even if it's right next to it, it can't see it. I said, that helps. That's a good thing."
Trump's right. If I could have any super power, I think I would choose invisibility. Or maybe mind-reading. Or a tub of glue I shoot at people.
12. "You know, when we sell to other countries, even if they're allies -- you never know about an ally. An ally can turn."
Hey allies! We are watching you! And we don't trust you! Eyes on you, Australia.
13. "A little bit -- keep a little bit -- keep about 10% in the bag, because what we have -- nobody has like what we have, and that's what we're doing."
I ALWAYS "keep about 10% in the bag."
 
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1 minute ago, sole result said:

while spouting 90% factual hypothetical values

"A little bit -- keep a little bit -- keep about 10% in the bag, because what we have -- nobody has like what we have, and that's what we're doing."

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!!

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5 minutes ago, justrying said:

"A little bit -- keep a little bit -- keep about 10% in the bag, because what we have -- nobody has like what we have, and that's what we're doing."

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!!

Is that maintaining intellectual secrets for your reality's sake hoping nobody becomes honest discussing how life functions naturally from the inside out of being eternally separated now?

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10 minutes ago, justrying said:

"That was a big water job, right? It kept coming in and going back."

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!!

it's all about how people talk, not what actually happens with you?  Career agitator looking to rent your talent to sides seeking chaos to the natural order of ancestral progression socially. when each side pays for your half witted advice, all sides taken are left being nit or dim wits sharing half truths defending the right to ignore the same thing.

 

 life is being eternally separated now not yesterday, last generation, all previous generations, and the 3 or 4 spaced apart by specific parenting of every sole living a single time as simultaneously here..

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3 minutes ago, sole result said:

it's all about how people talk, not what actually happens with you?  Career agitator looking to rent your talent to sides seeking chaos to the natural order of ancestral progression socially. when each sides pay for your half witted advice all sides taken are left being nits or dim wits sharing half truths defending the right to ignore the same thing.

Even if it's right next to it, it can't see it. I said, that helps. That's a good thing."

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!

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1 minute ago, justrying said:

Even if it's right next to it, it can't see it. I said, that helps. That's a good thing."

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!

still not showing the errors of his or your beliefs as a whole population of one species behaves socially currently. your 90% false information trying to cover up 10% accuracy to what you choose to defend as a character staging reality so you can feel larger than being eternally separated now equally.

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3 minutes ago, sole result said:

still not showing the errors of his or your beliefs as a whole population of one species behaves socially currently. your 90% false information trying to cover up 10% accuracy to what you choose to defend as a character staging reality so you can feel larger than being eternally separated now equally.

Aren't you: 

 

MaherGATE, 
whosOVERBITEtomhuh, 
Im30changemydiaper, 
hereyainAsiayaLOL, 
1perntsev7enonduhflo, 
weedweUpKorpsemenG8, 
BOOBewwyPAHfaced, 
urin8inTroopGATE, 
Ignert2ocialistTRlPE, 
elWarlockdelGrande, 
cOrpOratePuppetO, 
StarBellySneetches, 

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Just now, justrying said:

Aren't you: 

 

MaherGATE, 
whosOVERBITEtomhuh, 
Im30changemydiaper, 
hereyainAsiayaLOL, 
1perntsev7enonduhflo, 
weedweUpKorpsemenG8, 
BOOBewwyPAHfaced, 
urin8inTroopGATE, 
Ignert2ocialistTRlPE, 
elWarlockdelGrande, 
cOrpOratePuppetO, 
StarBellySneetches, 

back to 100% deflecting what I said.

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1 minute ago, justrying said:

See, you're at it again, 1005 bananas

 

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What else can I do when naturally being eternally separated now, I only exist currently and joining collective rationed thought recitals only maintains a state of mind honesty won't be tolerated by any franchise of humanity.

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54 minutes ago, justrying said:

Heh, heh, heh!!!!

 

President Donald Trump stopped by a local Coast Guard station in Florida on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving. While there,he gave a speech extolling the virtues of the Coast Guard "brand"and talking about how everything is now better thanks to, well, him.

I went through the speech and picked out a handful of the oddest quotes. Happy Black Friday!
1. "But if you were looking at it as a brand, there's no brand that went up more than the Coast Guard, with what happened in Texas."
The Coast Guard brand has never been higher! We are moving all sorts of Coast Guard merch right now!
 
 
2. "You saved 16,000 lives -- nobody knows that -- 16,000 lives."
 
 
Trump routinely cites this 16,000 number. I couldn't find where he gets it, however. The closest I came was this piece from Septemberthat says the Coast Guard rescued just north of 11,000 people in the wake of Hurricane Harvey.
3. "That was a big water job, right? It kept coming in and going back."
Trump on Hurricane Harvey aka "a big water job."
4. "I think that there is no brand, of any kind -- I'm not just talking about a military brand -- that has gone up more than the Coast Guard."
These Coast Guard hats are flying off the shelves! Same with the Coast Guard inflatable anchors!
5. "I still haven't figured out how people take their boats out into a hurricane."
Same.
6. "I don't know -- I mean, they go out in a boat and they think, I guess, they're -- you know, they've got a wonderful boat, they've had it for years, it can weather anything."
7. "Now, should we leave the media here to do the questions? Or should we tell them to leave?"
Ha ha ha! Oh wait, the free and independent press is the bedrock of democracy.
8. "And it's nice that you're working for something that's really starting to work."
Sort of a remarkable statement here by Trump. What he's insinuating is that the military wasn't working under President Barack Obama but is back to working now with him in charge. Happy Thanksgiving!
9. "Your whole, long life, the stock market is higher than it's ever been. And that means your 401(k), all of the things that you have, whether it's -- even if you're in the military, you have a country that's really starting to turn."
According to the pool report, Trump was pointing at a small boy when he said this. Kids are always thinking about their 401(k)s, right?
10."I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said, yeah, but in a fight -- you know, a fight -- like I watch in the movies -- they fight, they're fighting. How good is this?"
"A fight -- like I watch in the movies."
No words.
11. Even if it's right next to it, it can't see it. I said, that helps. That's a good thing."
Trump's right. If I could have any super power, I think I would choose invisibility. Or maybe mind-reading. Or a tub of glue I shoot at people.
12. "You know, when we sell to other countries, even if they're allies -- you never know about an ally. An ally can turn."
Hey allies! We are watching you! And we don't trust you! Eyes on you, Australia.
13. "A little bit -- keep a little bit -- keep about 10% in the bag, because what we have -- nobody has like what we have, and that's what we're doing."
I ALWAYS "keep about 10% in the bag."
 

TRump always speaks like he's about half in the bag. 

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2 minutes ago, theLion said:

TRump always speaks like he's about half in the bag. 

And you speak as if always beyond the moment.

 

Easy to predict every reality won't work and blame everyone not agreeing with one specific theory or theology for it not being successful ancestrally so far.

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Just now, sole result said:

And you talk as if always beyond the moment.

Straight out of the gate, sole result goes personal!!!

 

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11 minutes ago, justrying said:

Straight out of the gate, sole result goes personal!!!

 

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Describing your kinetic social behavior, not what you are biologically here as equally separated simultaneously. See you never learned the difference.

 

Neither did the person posting next.

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2 minutes ago, theLion said:

TRump always speaks like he's about half in the bag. 

 

Well......let's be fair, now.

 

He never knows WHAT KIND OF VOCABULARY-MINEFIELD he might be entering, when handed a new "heartfelt"-speech!!!

Ya' gotta give him credit for correctly-pronouncing MOST o' the big-words he's given!!!!

 

http://www.funnygov.com/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-says-200-word-vocabulary/

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, justrying said:

Straight out of the gate, sole result goes personal!!!

 

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10 minutes ago, sole result said:

Describing your kinetic social behavior, not what you are.......

 

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18 minutes ago, sole result said:

Describing your kinetic social behavior, not what you are biologically here as equally separated simultaneously. See you never learned the difference.

 

Neither did the person posting next, edit added, and prior to this quote responding to justrying.

 

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4 minutes ago, justrying said:

See, she has a fetish for me

 

So cute

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!

Only in your dream state of mind. Instinctive deep denial of self evident ancestral position being eternally separated now.

 

for anyone thinking I have strayed from the topic of this thread, Donald Trump performs socially just like the person starting this thread from a separate angle of denying now is Eternity as ancestrally practiced socially throughout history created as this species ignoring self evident results globally.

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10 minutes ago, sole result said:

Only in your dream state of mind. Instinctive deep denial of self evident ancestral position being eternally separated now.

 

for anyone thinking I have strayed from the topic of this thread, Donald Trump performs socially just like the person starting this thread from a separate angle of denying now is Eternity as ancestrally practiced socially throughout history created as this species ignoring self evident results globally.

 

10 minutes ago, sole result said:

Only in your dream state of mind. Instinctive deep denial of self evident ancestral position being eternally separated now.

 

for anyone thinking I have strayed from the topic of this thread, Donald Trump performs socially just like the person starting this thread from a separate angle of denying now is Eternity as ancestrally practiced socially throughout history created as this species ignoring self evident results globally.

tweetie tweeting tweeter trump

 

A great american

 

Heh, heh, heh!!!

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