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Another star comes forward with groping accusation

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API - The star Sirius, also known as the dog star, has came forward to claim that 30 million years ago she was fondled by the red giant Betelgeuse. Representatives of the red giant main sequence star have claimed it's just another lie, that it was just a coronal mass ejection, and that Sirius is just another old star that thinks she's too hot to handle!




On a side note, Neptune says that Pluto keeps coming across his orbit, but Pluto claims it's the gravity of the situation.

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