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..So exclaimed TED Nugent, as he grabbed and manipulated his genitalia, in front of 1000's of little kids, at a Trump rally.

Meanwhile, because Bruce Springsteen is endorsing Hillary, Trump supporters all over the country are ripping him apart, calling him a lousy musician, horrible performer, there's sites set up titled "F#*k Bruce Springsteen"...

https://m.facebook.com/FUCK-Bruce-Springsteen-222672128098696/

 

Forum post..."Fuck him & his trans gender loving ass. And fuck paypal too. Why the fuck do any of these people care what bathroom a " trans " has to use??? Why should our tax dollars be spent on new bathrooms for fucking freaks? Knowing goddamn good and well the only reason they want a trans bathroom is so they can fuck each other. Just go take a piss already & quit making a big fuckin deal of your " situation "

 

"springsteen is one of the most overrated phoneys in showbiz...."

 

"didn't think the guy was a gigantic asshole until this year when he decided that Bush policies were only worthy of fighting against when Bush did them but Obama doing them is perfectly fine."

 

"stop at a gas station to get some gas and take a piss. What's on the radio? Yup, fucking Bruce Springsteen."

 

"Springsteen music sounds like someone grunting out a TURD. Go Trump!"

 

https://m.facebook.com/Bruce-Springsteen-Sucks-141249022587596/

 

 

"Bruce Springsteen is, in my humble opinion, the absolute worst rock star in history. He is a boring, no-talent phony hack who has somehow carved out a spectacularly successful career"

 

Cat scratch fever...da da da daaaa....

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Samantha Bee spoke to two Russian bloggers in Russia and they said there are thousands of them being paid by Putin to imitate Americans for Trump.

Each blogger has hundreds of names they impersonate.

Yep - we have quite a few of them here. Merrill, for one.

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WAR HERO "CRAP HIS PANTS
Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', mother****in' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They'd call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?
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