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"...And thus, with a whiff of pheromones in the air, the right-wing feeding frenzy went from "sh*t fight at a monkeyhouse" to "weasels f*%king after getting into the meth stash."

 

All of a sudden, Trump was loving the FBI after talking sh*t about it for months, and declared that the email "scandal" was "bigger than Watergate" (and obviously more important than being a sexual predator).

 

The Republican National Committee, facing the loss of the Senate and the potential loss of the House, went all in on saying that the mere hint at some iota of something slightly suspicious automatically disqualifies Clinton. Conservatives yelped out in simultaneous orgasm all over social media. Sean Hannity was last seen still convulsing on the floor of his office as a weeping intern waited to clean him up. Ann Coulter just squirted and exploded.

 

Welcome to the last dozen days of this endless g*^damn punishment of an election. I'm gonna guess almost no one is thinking of changing their votes from Clinton to Donald Trump because some vague, undefined thing must be up with Clinton and the emails, even though you don't really know what the f%#k that really is. But, g*#damnit, it just means that the GOP is fluffing itself for the coming impeachment hearings.

 

And that, more than anything else, is the reason they must be crushed into street scum and washed away come Election Day."

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"...And thus, with a whiff of pheromones in the air, the right-wing feeding frenzy went from "sh*t fight at a monkeyhouse" to "weasels f*%king after getting into the meth stash."

 

All of a sudden, Trump was loving the FBI after talking sh*t about it for months, and declared that the email "scandal" was "bigger than Watergate" (and obviously more important than being a sexual predator).

 

The Republican National Committee, facing the loss of the Senate and the potential loss of the House, went all in on saying that the mere hint at some iota of something slightly suspicious automatically disqualifies Clinton. Conservatives yelped out in simultaneous orgasm all over social media. Sean Hannity was last seen still convulsing on the floor of his office as a weeping intern waited to clean him up. Ann Coulter just squirted and exploded.

 

Welcome to the last dozen days of this endless g*^damn punishment of an election. I'm gonna guess almost no one is thinking of changing their votes from Clinton to Donald Trump because some vague, undefined thing must be up with Clinton and the emails, even though you don't really know what the f%#k that really is. But, g*#damnit, it just means that the GOP is fluffing itself for the coming impeachment hearings.

 

And that, more than anything else, is the reason they must be crushed into street scum and washed away come Election Day."

SOCK BOI

 

LIBERALS.....................CANT FIX STUPID

 

 

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Trump has already made plans for losing...he's in negotiations right now to start a new media network to compete with fox.

This is what Trump was doing all along...he never intended to actually win, he never really campaigned., He was setting up a brand name enhancement.

His followers are a bunch of stupid cows. Dumbass, uneducated trailer trash. He knows it, he even told them that.

Trump used his braindead fans, and now he's going to cash in on their helping hands.

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Former Assistant FBI director James Kallstrom:

Bill and Hitlery Rotten Clinton

are a

"CRIME FAMILY"

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The former FBI official said Sunday that Bill and Hitlery Rotten Clinton are part of a “Crime Family” and argued top officials hindered the investigation into Hitlery Rotten Clinton’s private email server while she was secretary of State.

“The Clintons, that’s a crime family, basically,” Kallstrom said. “It’s like organized crime. I mean the Clinton Foundation is a cesspool.”

Kallstrom, best known for leading the investigation into the explosion of TWA flight 800 in the late '90s, said that

 

Hitlery Rotten Clinton, the Democrat National Socialist presidential nominee, was a “pathological liar.”

 

He also blasted Attorney General Loretta Lynch, claiming that she impeded the investigation into Clinton’s private server.

 

“The problem here is this investigation was never a real investigation,” he said. “That’s the problem.

 

They never had a grand jury empanelled,

 

and the reason they never had a grand jury empanelled, I’m sure, is Loretta Lynch would not go along with that.”

 

“God forbid we put someone like that in the White House,”

he added of Clinton.

 

Kallstrom also said that FBI Director James Comey and the rest of the FBI’s leadership were responsible for holding back the investigation, not the rest of the bureau.

 

“The agents are furious with what’s going on, I know that for a fact,”

he said.

 

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Golfie thinks this is something else but just another stupid e mail story. The voting public didn't care much before, and they don't care much now

 

The polls show that the American public is fed up with all the lies. They are dropping the GOP candidates like bad pennies. Zinc pennies.

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The last gasp of the GOP before the death rattle.

Colorado Clintion +1

Florida Trump +4

Iowa Trump +4

Nevada Trump +4

New Hampshire Clinton +3

N Carolina Trump +2

Ohio Trump +5

Pennsylvania Clinton +2

It's hilarious that Clinton is having to defend Pennsylvania and Colorado.

And last week they were bragging about "expanding the map" lol-049.gif

Pretty much unchanged

lol... another liberal that failed math and statistics. Oh wait, you actually had to TAKE statistics to fail.

Sorry, my bad.

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