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"Master of your Domain" actually means exhibiting the willpower to resist the urge to fap.

 

That is precisely the OPPOSITE of what that episode was about.

 

In the Church of Seinfeld, you are basically a heretic, a Seinfeld Satanist, as it were.


Cleavage is deceptive. With modern brassiere technology, boobs that resemble a fried egg hanging on a nail can be elevated to a position of major cleavage.

With very few exceptions, most people look better clothed than naked.

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Jesus Christ man. Get yourself a blow up doll or something.

I perceive Kingaroo opening his latest blowup doll from Acme Industries (the supplier of Wile E. Coyote) and discovering that blowupdoll number 12 was just like Blowup dolls 1 through 11, only with a different wig.

 

He should dedicate himself to porn videos and less to CNN or FOX if he wants to motorboat his TV screen while fapping.

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I perceive Kingaroo opening his latest blowup doll from Acme Industries (the supplier of Wile E. Coyote) and discovering that blowupdoll number 12 was just like Blowup dolls 1 through 11, only with a different wig.

 

He should dedicate himself to porn videos and less to CNN or FOX if he wants to motorboat his TV screen while fapping.

You seem upset.

 

Did a blowup doll reject you?

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