teetime Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Never mind it was just a homeless meth addict trying to get into my garage. He had really long hair though and was mumbling something about being the " Chosen one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123urout Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Never mind it was just a homeless meth addict trying to get into my garage. He had really long hair though and was mumbling something about being the " Chosen one" YOU FOUND YOUR BROTHER THEN HE NEEDS HELP ..JUST LIKE YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsouth Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Jesus - - - Good Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teetime Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 I wonder if Jesus REALLY wanted to be found , why the fuck didn't god just make it easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsouth Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Jesus - - - Good Guy. Moe the pedophile - - - ah, Not such a Good Guy. Me, I'll stick with Jesus. Jesus - - - do no harm in My Name. Moe the pedophile: Listen, you don't covert to Islam, I'll chop you the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsouth Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Kind of a no brainer. Jesus - - - do no harm in My Name. Moe the pedophile: Listen, you don't covert to Islam, I'll chop you the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123urout Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I am getting better at growing lettuce I really like french dressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teetime Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 Mary was a virgin , with a really sore butthole. Anal sex can prevent abortion....... and you cons though sodomy was just punishment for bad children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123urout Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Mary was a virgin , with a really sore butthole. Anal sex can prevent abortion....... and you cons though sodomy was just punishment for bad children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teetime Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 IS THE SPANISH VERSION OF JESUS ILLEGAL IF HE APPEARS IN THE RELIGIOUS VISIONS OF MEXICAN AMERICAN CATHOLICS !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shintao Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Moe the pedophile - - - ah, Not such a Good Guy. Me, I'll stick with Jesus. Jesus - - - do no harm in My Name. Moe the pedophile: Listen, you don't covert to Islam, I'll chop you the fuck up. You really need to read the Bible if you are going to stick with Jesus dude. Currently you are embarrassing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shintao Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 HEY BOY. YOU BEEN TALKING SHIT WITH JESUS AGAIN? YOU OFF YOUR MEDS BOY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drvoke Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mothertrumper Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Growing up in L.A., in 6 different neighborhoods over 35 years, including Inglewood, Miracle Mile, Fairfax District, Mid-Wilshire, Normandie Heights, and Venice, i met Jesus multiple times. But it was pronounced Hey-soose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Mack Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 teetime....if you have ever read the teaching of Jesus I don't think you would mock him; even as a non-believer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teetime Posted September 22, 2016 Author Share Posted September 22, 2016 Old mack - i grew up in a Christian evangelical home with a mother who tried to scare us into believing in god , i have 5 adult siblings 4 are atheists or non believers . If i believe with every bit of my soul that religion is a hoax, what do i have to lose ? I m not rude enough to mock Christians to their face , everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Mack Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 teetime...thank you for not shunning me BUT was that have to do with anything ? What I said was: if you have ever read the teaching of Jesus (the person)...I don't think you would mock him; even as a non-believer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teetime Posted September 22, 2016 Author Share Posted September 22, 2016 I m not so much mocking Jesus the person as i m mocking how people take religion so seriously There's really not much proof of god , or that jesus the human really was his son . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123urout Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I m not so much mocking Jesus the person as i m mocking how people take religion so seriously There's really not much proof of god , or that jesus the human really was his son . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shintao Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Mack Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I m not so much mocking Jesus the person as i m mocking how people take religion so seriously There's really not much proof of god , or that jesus the human really was his son . No problem with mocking people...I do it here all the time & anyone who takes anything to serious is a candidate for mockery in my book. As for Jesus / God...I'm not going to or ever do debate people on the matter and expect to change thier minds. So it you want to believe everything in the Universe just happened...more power to you; you have more faith than me. Thank you and God / Nature bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsouth Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 You really need to read the Bible if you are going to stick with Jesus dude. Currently you are embarrassing yourself. I am not aware of any passages like this, attributed to Jesus Christ. But if you are, feel free to post them. This I am aware of: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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