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A seeker of truth climbed a mountain to reach the wisest man of the land.

He asked the wise man, "How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

 

The wise man dragged on his pipe and answered:

"A man is drowning in a lake. At the shore, There is a rope that can save the man. The liberal will throw the entire rope out to drowning man and run off and help another someone else.."

"and the conservative?" asked the seeker.

"The conservative will throw the rope half way and insist that the drowning man swim the rest of the way."

 

 

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A seeker of truth climbed a mountain to reach the wisest man of the land.

He asked the wise man, "How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

 

The wise man dragged on his pipe and answered:

"A man is drowning in a lake. At the shore, There is a rope that can save the man. The liberal will throw the entire rope out to drowning man and run off and help another someone else.."

 

 

 

That makes no sense; incomplete sentence

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"and the conservative?" asked the seeker.

"The conservative will throw the rope half way and insist that the drowning man swim the rest of the way."

 

 

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A seeker of truth climbed a mountain to reach the wisest man of the land.

He asked the wise man, "How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

 

The wise man dragged on his pipe and answered:

"A man is drowning in a lake. At the shore, There is a rope that can save the man. The liberal will throw the entire rope out to drowning man and run off and help another someone else.."

 

 

 

That makes no sense; incomplete sentence

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"and the conservative?" asked the seeker.

"The conservative will throw the rope half way and insist that the drowning man swim the rest of the way."

 

 

 

Not sure what you don't understand....

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