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It's the Fall of 2017, Fox Television debuting its new reality series- "Celebrity Liar", with your host The Lord of Lies, The Rajah of Rhetoric, The Fuhrer of Falsehoods, The Twister of The Truth, The Mogul of Misconceptions, The Emperor of Embellishment, The Oligarch of Obfuscation,The Dean of Double-Down Deception, The Brigadier General of Bigotry...DONALD TRUMP!!!

 

Donald's first guests will include Ryan Lochte, O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby, Roger Ailes, and Chris Christie! The guests will all be discussing their number #1 Amazon best sellers- Lochte's "Swimming Upstream", Simpson's "Still Lyin' After All These Years", Cosby's "Them white bitches all seduced ME!", Ailes "Its not my fault, Murdoch paid me with Viagra", and Christie's "A Bridge Too Far"...

 

All audience members get to go home with signed copies of all five books, signed by the Celebrity Liars themselves! Well, actually, former veep candidate, former shill dropped by the major Tobacco companies, and former Governor of Indiana, but current HAS BEEN, Mike Pence, signed all the books himself, Trump Network Television, felt sorry for the uber-loyal Pence, who was also revealed to have fourth stage lung cancer, but NOT from decades of tobacco use, just a sad, unfortunate mystery!

 

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It's the Fall of 2017, Fox Television debuting its new reality series- "Celebrity Liar", with your host The Lord of Lies, The Rajah of Rhetoric, The Fuhrer of Falsehoods, The Twister of The Truth, The Mogul of Misconceptions, The Emperor of Embellishment, The Oligarch of Obfuscation,The Dean of Double-Down Deception, The Brigadier General of Bigotry...DONALD TRUMP!!!

 

Donald's first guests will include Ryan Lochte, O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby, Roger Ailes, and Chris Christie! The guests will all be discussing their number #1 Amazon best sellers- Lochte's "Swimming Upstream", Simpson's "Still Lyin' After All These Years", Cosby's "Them white bitches all seduced ME!", Ailes "Its not my fault, Murdoch paid me with Viagra", and Christie's "A Bridge Too Far"...

 

All audience members get to go home with signed copies of all five books, signed by the Celebrity Liars themselves! Well, actually, former veep candidate, former shill dropped by the major Tobacco companies, and former Governor of Indiana, but current HAS BEEN, Mike Pence, signed all the books himself, Trump Network Television, felt sorry for the uber-loyal Pence, who was also revealed to have fourth stage lung cancer, but NOT from decades of tobacco use, just a sad, unfortunate mystery!

 

Brought to you by our sponsors... Jello Pudding, McDonalds, KFC, Viagra, Cialis, Methamphetamine, Quaaludes, and Weight Watchers...

 

 

"Trump is a national disgrace" - Colin Powell

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