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shintao, on 13 Sept 2016 - 5:42 PM, said:snapback.png

You said you would show us how to fix America. You lied.

(He means, my post "A Good way to Fix America's Problems")

No, shit-o, I never lie. I sometimes use SATIRE, which is "comedy for intelligent people".

SATIRE is kind of like sarcasm, a word which means you SAY SOMETHING YOU KNOW ISN'T TRUE, FOR COMEDIC EFFECT.

FOR EXAMPLE, If you posted an opinion, such as, "I think Hillary would make a good President."

AND THEN I REPLIED, "Yes, shit-o, I AGREE, she WOULD make a good President, and you know WHY?..

Because of her COMPLETE HONESTY, AND COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY !"

SEE?...SEE THE "SATIRE"? Can you UNDERSTAND that? See, I said something there, that I KNEW was UNTRUE, - "she WOULD make a good President, and you know WHY? - Because of her COMPLETE HONESTY, AND COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY !"

See?....It's FUNNY, because EVERYONE KNOWS HILLARY IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, WHO HIDES ALMOST ALL THE DETAILS OF HER LIFE, BOTH PROFESSIONAL AND HEALTH AND PERSONAL, GIVING THE MEDIA A PLASTIC, PHONY FACADE, TO FOIST ON THE PUBLIC.

Because if anyone were to EVER REALLY KNOW,TO EVER REALLY FIND OUT, what Hillary REALLY does, financially, Pharmaceutically, administratively, personally, communications-wise, LEGALLY, she would NOT ONLY BE FINISHED, POLITICALLY, SHE WOULD BE WEARING AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT IN FEDERAL PRISON, AWAITING TRIAL.

BUT! Having SAID ALL THAT, IN MY POST, "Good Way to Fix America's Problems", I WAS NOT USING SATIRE!

I thought it would be OBVIOUS, but I see I'll have to EXPLAIN.

The "FIX", for America's PROBLEMS, is SIMPLE....ALL THOSE THINGS, I WROTE, EXPLAINING OUR HISTORY since the 80's, THE DAMAGE DONE, BY THE DEMOCRAP PARTY, THE CORRUPT, CRIMINAL, IMMORAL, DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR, BY DEMOCRAPS AND THEIR PARTY-

I SHOWED, THE DANGER, WHEN YOU HAVE A CORRUPT, CRIMINAL PARTY, WHO IS CONSTANTLY BEING SPOON-FED INTO THE DULL MINDS OF THOSE WHO WOULD LEAN TOWARD THAT OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT, LYING PARTY ANYWAY!

(THE MOST IMPORTANT PART)

WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, BUILT ON NOTHING BUT LIES, CORRUPTION, FEEDING AT THE PUBLIC TROUGH, BREAKING THE LAW, TRYING TO SQUEEZE MORE AND MORE OF THE HARD-EARNED DOLLARS OF AMERICAN WORKERS, WHILE PROVIDING ALMOST NOTHING OF JOBS OR OPPORTUNITY, TO YOUNG PEOPLE............

LED BY A PRESIDENT WITH A SOCIALIST BACKGROUND, WRITINGS, CLOSE ASSOCIATIONS WITH TERRORISTS, RADICAL ANTI-AMERICAN "PASTORS", OTHER ANTI-AMERICAN-WAY ASSOCIATES, WHO CAUSED AN IMMEDIATE 12-15%(REAL Numbers) UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM, WHICH LASTED ALMOST 4 YRS., WOULD NOT ALLOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO SEE ANY PAST RECORDS, SCHOOL, BIRTH CERT. "LOST" FOR 3 YRS, IN A 20-by-20ft. OFFICE, THE "COPY" ONLY SHOWN ON INTERNET, DOCUMENT EXPERTS CLAIM IT HAS A DOZEN FRAUD INDICATIONS, WHATEVER-

THE "PRESIDENT'S" POLICIES CANNOT SHOW ONE YEAR, IN ENTIRE 2 TERMS, OF 3% GROWTH, - UNPRECENDENTED, THE ONLY PRESIDENT NEVER TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE YEAR OF 3% GROWTH. -

A FAILURE. WHAT HAS HE DONE? EXCEPT SHOW BIG CORP. THEY CAN BE GREEDY, MAKE STUPID, HIGH-RISK GAMBLES, OR INTENTIONALLY SELL SHIT TO THE PUBLIC, LIKE BAD-MORTGAGE-DEBT INSTRUMENTS-SECURITIES, THE BAD MORTGAGES LARGELY CAUSED BY 1.)GREED , AND 2.) CLINTON'S THREATENING BANKS WHO WERE REFUSING LOANS TO POOR POEPLE, ACCUSING THEM OF "REDLINING", SO THEY STARTED HANDING OUT MORTGAGES TO PEOPLE WHO COULD NEVER PAY THEM, LIKE CANDY!

OBAMA FAILURE, IN JOBS, ECONOMY (except for Rich, Wall Street Investor-friends)"THE STOCK MARKET!

THAT LIBERALS TOUT- THE SAME STOCK MARKET, THAT IS "EVIL", WHEN A PRESIDENT WITH AN "R" AFTER HIS NAME IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE TRUTH IS, WALL ST., STOCK MARKET ONLY MEANS RICH PEOPLE GETTING RICHER. MAIN STREET, THE DAILY LIVES OF 95% OF AMERICA, IS SHITTY, COMPARED TO THE REAGAN YEARS, AND MOST OF THE G.W. BUSH YEARS.

AND NOW THE FAILURE, THINKS SOMETHING HE DID, SHOULD MAKE HIS DUMB FOLLOWERS VOTE FOR A LYING, SUPER-GREEDY, CORRUPT, STUPID ("PERSONAL SERVER"?...IGNORE 600 REQUESTS FOR SECURITY, FROM OUR AMBASSADOR, IN MIDEAST COUNTRY?), AND, POSSIBLY DYING - AT LEAST, "VERY SICK"(WE DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE THIS PRES. CANDIDATE, DOESN'T THINK THE POPULATION "DESERVES TO KNOW", IF THEIR CANDIDATE IS DYING...THAT'S WHAT IT'S COME TO!

SO YOU HAVE A FAILURE, CORRUPT, LYING, LAW-BREAKING POLITICAL PARTY - THEN YOU USE, WHAT USED TO BE A FAIR, IMPARTIAL "FREE PRESS", WHICH IS NOW JUST A MEGAPHONE FOR THE DEMOCRAP PARTY, AND A BASHER OF ANYONE ELSE, AND USE THAT MEDIA, IN TV, NEWPAPERS, CELLPHONES, TO BRAINWASH THE POPULATION WITH LIES AND PROPAGANDA, YOU CAN EVENTUALLY END UP WITH ONLY ONE THING!

A ONE-PARTY, SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP-HEGEMONY.

THE "FIX" shinto, is to dismantle, destroy, a Super-Corrupt, Greedy, Criminal, Immoral Party that has it's hooks into the BRAINS, of all the Low-Intelligence people glued to their TV sets, watching CNN and MESS-NBC.

or, a BETTER Fix, would be to Pass an "Equal Time Law" for the Media.

For EVERY LEFTIST PROPAGANDA PIECE ON CNN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE COUNTERING IT.

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Gee, I woulda thought shit-o would've REALLY APPRECIATED that Special Education I gave him......

 

Just goes to show, Liberals aren't very appreciative..........

 

They're SPOILED.....It comes from WAY TOO MANY YEARS, of getting "Free Handouts", from Government.....

 

"Free", which WE, CONSERVATIVES, (and Liberals WHO PAY TAXES {not many}), HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR.........

 

 

PERSONALLY, I think one of my best lines, was:

 

I SHOWED, THE DANGER, WHEN YOU HAVE A CORRUPT, CRIMINAL PARTY, WHO IS CONSTANTLY BEING SPOON-FED INTO THE DULL MINDS OF THOSE WHO WOULD LEAN TOWARD THAT OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT, LYING PARTY ANYWAY!

 

 

wait- maybe NOT!...There was:

THE "PRESIDENT'S" POLICIES CANNOT SHOW EVEN ONE YEAR, OUT OF EIGHT, WITH 3% GROWTH IN THE ECONOMY.

- UNPRECENDENTED, THE ONLY PRESIDENT NEVER TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE YEAR OF 3% GROWTH. -

A FAILURE. WHAT HAS HE DONE? EXCEPT SHOW BIG WALL ST. BANKERS THEY CAN BE GREEDY, MAKE STUPID, HIGH-RISK GAMBLES, OR INTENTIONALLY SELL SHIT TO THE PUBLIC, LIKE BAD-MORTGAGE-DEBT INSTRUMENTS-SECURITIES, THE BAD MORTGAGES LARGELY CAUSED BY 1.)GREED , AND 2.) CLINTON'S THREATENING BANKS WHO WERE REFUSING HOUSE LOANS TO POOR PEOPLE, (what Banks are SUPPOSED TO DO) ACCUSING THEM OF "REDLINING", SO THEY STARTED HANDING OUT MORTGAGES TO PEOPLE WHO COULD NEVER PAY THEM, LIKE CANDY!

OBAMA FAILURE, IN JOBS, ECONOMY (except for Rich, Wall Street Investor-friends)"THE STOCK MARKET!

THAT LIBERALS TOUT- THE SAME STOCK MARKET, THAT IS "EVIL", WHEN A PRESIDENT WITH AN "R" AFTER HIS NAME IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE TRUTH IS, WALL ST., STOCK MARKET ONLY MEANS RICH PEOPLE GETTING RICHER. MAIN STREET, THE DAILY LIVES OF 95% OF AMERICA, IS SHITTY, COMPARED TO THE REAGAN YEARS, AND MOST OF THE G.W. BUSH YEARS.

TA- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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shintao, on 13 Sept 2016 - 5:42 PM, said:snapback.png

(He means, my post "A Good way to Fix America's Problems")

No, shit-o, I never lie. I sometimes use SATIRE, which is "comedy for intelligent people".

SATIRE is kind of like sarcasm, a word which means you SAY SOMETHING YOU KNOW ISN'T TRUE, FOR COMEDIC EFFECT.

FOR EXAMPLE, If you posted an opinion, such as, "I think Hillary would make a good President."

AND THEN I REPLIED, "Yes, shit-o, I AGREE, she WOULD make a good President, and you know WHY?..

Because of her COMPLETE HONESTY, AND COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY !"

SEE?...SEE THE "SATIRE"? Can you UNDERSTAND that? See, I said something there, that I KNEW was UNTRUE, - "she WOULD make a good President, and you know WHY? - Because of her COMPLETE HONESTY, AND COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY !"

See?....It's FUNNY, because EVERYONE KNOWS HILLARY IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, WHO HIDES ALMOST ALL THE DETAILS OF HER LIFE, BOTH PROFESSIONAL AND HEALTH AND PERSONAL, GIVING THE MEDIA A PLASTIC, PHONY FACADE, TO FOIST ON THE PUBLIC.

Because if anyone were to EVER REALLY KNOW,TO EVER REALLY FIND OUT, what Hillary REALLY does, financially, Pharmaceutically, administratively, personally, communications-wise, LEGALLY, she would NOT ONLY BE FINISHED, POLITICALLY, SHE WOULD BE WEARING AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT IN FEDERAL PRISON, AWAITING TRIAL.

BUT! Having SAID ALL THAT, IN MY POST, "Good Way to Fix America's Problems", I WAS NOT USING SATIRE!

I thought it would be OBVIOUS, but I see I'll have to EXPLAIN.

The "FIX", for America's PROBLEMS, is SIMPLE....ALL THOSE THINGS, I WROTE, EXPLAINING OUR HISTORY since the 80's, THE DAMAGE DONE, BY THE DEMOCRAP PARTY, THE CORRUPT, CRIMINAL, IMMORAL, DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR, BY DEMOCRAPS AND THEIR PARTY-

I SHOWED, THE DANGER, WHEN YOU HAVE A CORRUPT, CRIMINAL PARTY, WHO IS CONSTANTLY BEING SPOON-FED INTO THE DULL MINDS OF THOSE WHO WOULD LEAN TOWARD THAT OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT, LYING PARTY ANYWAY!

(THE MOST IMPORTANT PART)

WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, BUILT ON NOTHING BUT LIES, CORRUPTION, FEEDING AT THE PUBLIC TROUGH, BREAKING THE LAW, TRYING TO SQUEEZE MORE AND MORE OF THE HARD-EARNED DOLLARS OF AMERICAN WORKERS, WHILE PROVIDING ALMOST NOTHING OF JOBS OR OPPORTUNITY, TO YOUNG PEOPLE............

LED BY A PRESIDENT WITH A SOCIALIST BACKGROUND, WRITINGS, CLOSE ASSOCIATIONS WITH TERRORISTS, RADICAL ANTI-AMERICAN "PASTORS", OTHER ANTI-AMERICAN-WAY ASSOCIATES, WHO CAUSED AN IMMEDIATE 12-15%(REAL Numbers) UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM, WHICH LASTED ALMOST 4 YRS., WOULD NOT ALLOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO SEE ANY PAST RECORDS, SCHOOL, BIRTH CERT. "LOST" FOR 3 YRS, IN A 20-by-20ft. OFFICE, THE "COPY" ONLY SHOWN ON INTERNET, DOCUMENT EXPERTS CLAIM IT HAS A DOZEN FRAUD INDICATIONS, WHATEVER-

THE "PRESIDENT'S" POLICIES CANNOT SHOW ONE YEAR, IN ENTIRE 2 TERMS, OF 3% GROWTH, - UNPRECENDENTED, THE ONLY PRESIDENT NEVER TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE YEAR OF 3% GROWTH. -

A FAILURE. WHAT HAS HE DONE? EXCEPT SHOW BIG CORP. THEY CAN BE GREEDY, MAKE STUPID, HIGH-RISK GAMBLES, OR INTENTIONALLY SELL SHIT TO THE PUBLIC, LIKE BAD-MORTGAGE-DEBT INSTRUMENTS-SECURITIES, THE BAD MORTGAGES LARGELY CAUSED BY 1.)GREED , AND 2.) CLINTON'S THREATENING BANKS WHO WERE REFUSING LOANS TO POOR POEPLE, ACCUSING THEM OF "REDLINING", SO THEY STARTED HANDING OUT MORTGAGES TO PEOPLE WHO COULD NEVER PAY THEM, LIKE CANDY!

OBAMA FAILURE, IN JOBS, ECONOMY (except for Rich, Wall Street Investor-friends)"THE STOCK MARKET!

THAT LIBERALS TOUT- THE SAME STOCK MARKET, THAT IS "EVIL", WHEN A PRESIDENT WITH AN "R" AFTER HIS NAME IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE TRUTH IS, WALL ST., STOCK MARKET ONLY MEANS RICH PEOPLE GETTING RICHER. MAIN STREET, THE DAILY LIVES OF 95% OF AMERICA, IS SHITTY, COMPARED TO THE REAGAN YEARS, AND MOST OF THE G.W. BUSH YEARS.

AND NOW THE FAILURE, THINKS SOMETHING HE DID, SHOULD MAKE HIS DUMB FOLLOWERS VOTE FOR A LYING, SUPER-GREEDY, CORRUPT, STUPID ("PERSONAL SERVER"?...IGNORE 600 REQUESTS FOR SECURITY, FROM OUR AMBASSADOR, IN MIDEAST COUNTRY?), AND, POSSIBLY DYING - AT LEAST, "VERY SICK"(WE DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE THIS PRES. CANDIDATE, DOESN'T THINK THE POPULATION "DESERVES TO KNOW", IF THEIR CANDIDATE IS DYING...THAT'S WHAT IT'S COME TO!

SO YOU HAVE A FAILURE, CORRUPT, LYING, LAW-BREAKING POLITICAL PARTY - THEN YOU USE, WHAT USED TO BE A FAIR, IMPARTIAL "FREE PRESS", WHICH IS NOW JUST A MEGAPHONE FOR THE DEMOCRAP PARTY, AND A BASHER OF ANYONE ELSE, AND USE THAT MEDIA, IN TV, NEWPAPERS, CELLPHONES, TO BRAINWASH THE POPULATION WITH LIES AND PROPAGANDA, YOU CAN EVENTUALLY END UP WITH ONLY ONE THING!

A ONE-PARTY, SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP-HEGEMONY.

THE "FIX" shinto, is to dismantle, destroy, a Super-Corrupt, Greedy, Criminal, Immoral Party that has it's hooks into the BRAINS, of all the Low-Intelligence people glued to their TV sets, watching CNN and MESS-NBC.

or, a BETTER Fix, would be to Pass an "Equal Time Law" for the Media.

For EVERY LEFTIST PROPAGANDA PIECE ON CNN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE COUNTERING IT.

 

LIBERALS A STUPID

 

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