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The Richland, Washington Police report finding a man's body in the Columbia River, near the confluence of the Yakima River at Columbia Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a 'Hillary for President' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum!

The police removed the Hillary T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police really do care.

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The Richland, Washington Police report finding a man's body in the Columbia River, near the confluence of the Yakima River at Columbia Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a 'Hillary for President' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum!

 

The police removed the Hillary T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

 

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police really do care.

 

Everything you say is true except that the victim did not drown, he was wearing a Trump shirt that was made in China and his name was Jim South a known inbred internet troll with a lengthy arrest record. Also, he was caught with a large collection of kiddie porn. Police described him as a typical Republican.

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