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And now, to my Redneck American Community, where are my Rednecks? There they are, theres my Redneck American, okay For generations, you have been giving your vote to the Republicans, and what has it gotten you? Nothing! Your lives are a catastrophe, believe me. You have no health care, your children are all dying of meth and heroin, you have no education, you are shooting yourselves with your own guns on accident every day. So sad. Just a disaster.

 

You have been losing, losing, losing. The big banks are buying all your farms, you have nothing to eat but junk food, you all have diabetes, and your water is totally poisoned from all the fracking going on. Absolutely horrendous. A complete waste. And what do you get for it? Nothing! Even the gays are better off than you. Theyre taking all your marriages. Your homes are totally broken, I can tell you.

The Republicans have totally taken you for granted. They think youre stupid! They are taking advantage of you and its got to end, believe me. The Democrats will straighten this out so fast it will make your head spin. We will give you Medicaid, if you will just vote in a Democrat governor, believe me. It will happen. I guarantee it. What the hell do you have to lose?

 

We will fix your environment, we will clean up your water, we will help you get educated, and we will take the guns away from your crazy neighbor. Its going to be beautiful, believe me. We will give you Obamacare, we will give you an Obamaphone, and we will help your children go to college if they are smart enough. We will fix your roads and and bridges and we will stock lunker bass in all your fishing holes.

 

We are going to build bridges and roads, and send your kids to college. And who is going to pay for it? The billionaires, thats right. They are going to pay their fair share once and for all. You are going to start winning again, and it is going to be beautiful. You are going to win so much youre going to get tired of winning. Youll say, Democrats, stop with the winning all the time, I cant take it, and we will say, no, we are going to keep on winning for all the Redneck Americans. We will be your voice! What the hell do you have to lose, I ask you? And after 4 years, I guarantee you we will have 95 percent of the Redneck American vote. I guarantee it. Believe me. Just give us a chance.

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How's that War on Poverty been doin?

LBJ's brain child???

Remember LBJ? He's the guy who liked to pick dogs up by their ears.

This from a democrat; and not one mental issue flag went up. pooch-64-lyndon-b-j-her-by-ears-and-him-

Liberal 101 - - - anyone who would pick up a dog by it's ears & swing it around is a great choice for POTUS.

The grinning toadies in the background look like they have broom handles shoved up their arses.

I personally believe, anyone who would pick a dog up by the ears is clinically insane. Just me; but no doubt we have a liberal forum member who can rationalize that behavior. Perhaps Shaman.

Soon to open.

The LBJ Library Dog Ear Collection wing.

Try to imagine what happened to this creep's dogs off camera.

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http://m.dailykos.com/stories/2016/8/24/1563371/-To-My-Redneck-American-Community-What-The-Hell-Do-You-Have-to-Lose

And now, to my Redneck American Community, where are my Rednecks? There they are, theres my Redneck American, okay For generations, you have been giving your vote to the Republicans, and what has it gotten you? Nothing! Your lives are a catastrophe, believe me. You have no health care, your children are all dying of meth and heroin, you have no education, you are shooting yourselves with your own guns on accident every day. So sad. Just a disaster.

You have been losing, losing, losing. The big banks are buying all your farms, you have nothing to eat but junk food, you all have diabetes, and your water is totally poisoned from all the fracking going on. Absolutely horrendous. A complete waste. And what do you get for it? Nothing! Even the gays are better off than you. Theyre taking all your marriages. Your homes are totally broken, I can tell you.

The Republicans have totally taken you for granted. They think youre stupid! They are taking advantage of you and its got to end, believe me. The Democrats will straighten this out so fast it will make your head spin. We will give you Medicaid, if you will just vote in a Democrat governor, believe me. It will happen. I guarantee it. What the hell do you have to lose?

We will fix your environment, we will clean up your water, we will help you get educated, and we will take the guns away from your crazy neighbor. Its going to be beautiful, believe me. We will give you Obamacare, we will give you an Obamaphone, and we will help your children go to college if they are smart enough. We will fix your roads and and bridges and we will stock lunker bass in all your fishing holes.

We are going to build bridges and roads, and send your kids to college. And who is going to pay for it? The billionaires, thats right. They are going to pay their fair share once and for all. You are going to start winning again, and it is going to be beautiful. You are going to win so much youre going to get tired of winning. Youll say, Democrats, stop with the winning all the time, I cant take it, and we will say, no, we are going to keep on winning for all the Redneck Americans. We will be your voice! What the hell do you have to lose, I ask you? And after 4 years, I guarantee you we will have 95 percent of the Redneck American vote. I guarantee it. Believe me. Just give us a chance.

Brilliant satire of the T'Rump's idiotic "Black outreach" nonsense.

 

Almost as good as Cobert's summation of Trump's message....."If you are already on fire, why not shoot yourself in the head?"

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