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Theres still a way for Donald Trump to salvage some of his reputation ― and maybe even save American politics.

 

According to John Oliver, all the Republican presidential candidate has to do is quit the race and claim the entire campaign was a ruse to expose the flaws in our system.

 

Just think about how triumphant it would feel to say on national television: "I openly ran on a platform of impossibly ignorant proposals steeped in racial bigotry and nobody stopped me,"Oliver said on HBOs Last Week Tonight on Sunday night. "In fact, you embraced me for it. What the fuck was that about?"

 

Watch the whole hilarious segment.

 

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57baa71de4b0b51733a4463e

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Too bad they cancelled The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore also. He basically took over Colberts time slot on Comedy Central when Colbert left to replace Letterman. I like Wilmore, he's avant garde, and pulls no punches...

 

He fucked up tho, when he referred to President Obama as 'Mah Niggah!'... AWKWARD!!!

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So what. Renewals don't mean shit. It will be canceled this year.

Link?

Because you say so?

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Idiot doesn't know what the word renewal means after his lie was squashed.

 

John: Trump is a racist voodoo doll made up of discarded cat hair. Lol

 

Limp dick hates howJohn Oliver destroys Trump on his show.

He's a liberal douche who's show will soon be canceled.

.

2018, 2019 2020?

The bottom feeder won't say..

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Theres still a way for Donald Trump to salvage some of his reputation ― and maybe even save American politics.

 

According to John Oliver, all the Republican presidential candidate has to do is quit the race and claim the entire campaign was a ruse to expose the flaws in our system.

 

Just think about how triumphant it would feel to say on national television: "I openly ran on a platform of impossibly ignorant proposals steeped in racial bigotry and nobody stopped me,"Oliver said on HBOs Last Week Tonight on Sunday night. "In fact, you embraced me for it. What the fuck was that about?"

 

Watch the whole hilarious segment.

 

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57baa71de4b0b51733a4463e

ES can't defend his own candidate because she has no accomplishment she can run on.

So he's hoping Trump will simply quit.

 

no. Really.

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Goofy arrives in another thread riding the short bus.

ES can't defend his own candidate

Only done it a few hundred times.

How do you know this pathological liar is lying?

He's breathing.

So when are you going to admit the 50 National Security Experts said Trump is " unfit and reckless" as opposed to your lie?

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Link?

Because you say so?

lol-045.gif

 

Idiot doesn't know what the word renewal means after his lie was squashed.

 

John: Trump is a racist voodoo doll made up of discarded cat hair. Lol

 

Limp dick hates howJohn Oliver destroys Trump on his show.

2018, 2019 2020?

The bottom feeder won't say..

 

2016 says me. I'm always right. ALWAYS

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ES wants a comedian to save Hillary from her own mess.

 

And why do you keep claiming I "lied about what national security experts said"?

I never made any claims about their statements other than they opposed Trump all along.

Do you have proof that's a lie, or are you making shit up again because you can't defend the Vagina Queen?

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And why do you keep claiming I "lied about what national security experts said"?

I never made any claims about their statements other than they opposed Trump all along.

Do you have proof that's a lie, or are you making shit up again because you can't defend the Vagina Queen?

OMG. You lied when you said they called Trump " unsophisticated"

They didn't.

They called him UNFIT AND RECKLESS.

And then you wonder why you earned the title as a pathological liar.

 

Renewed or not it can still be canceled if people stop watching so the time slot is not wasted. That is my prediction and it is as good as gold.

You said he'll be cancelled in2016 even though he has a contract thru 2017.

It's amazing watching you trump humps lie thru your teeth.

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OMG. You lied when you said they called Trump " unsophisticated"

They didn't.

They called him UNFIT AND RECKLESS.

And then you wonder why you earned the title as a pathological liar.

lol-049.gifI never said they called Trump unsophisticated, you moron.

You really need to take a reading comprehension class.

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I've been slamming u with your lie since you said it a few days ago and now you're trying to walk it back.

You have no integrity. None.

lol... yea, you've been slamming me with a lie for days. That's what you do.

 

Go ahead and quote me saying they called Trump unsophisticated.

You won't because you're a liar. I never said it.

 

This is why ES will always be my bitch.

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lol... yea, you've been slamming me with a lie for days. That's what you do.

 

Go ahead and quote me saying they called Trump unsophisticated.

You won't because you're a liar. I never said it.

 

This is why ES will always be my bitch.

Golfboy

Yesterday, 01:40 AM

 

 

No, it wasn't the "most reckless presidential candidate in history" ES, it was "too unsophisticated to be President".

Did you forget what Comey said about Hillary already?

 

 

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE?

Once again I prove GB is my bitch.

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Golfboy

Yesterday, 01:40 AM

 

 

No, it wasn't the "most reckless presidential candidate in history" ES, it was "too unsophisticated to be President".

Did you forget what Comey said about Hillary already?

 

 

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE?

Once again I prove GB is my bitch.

Why did you edit what I said?

ES has reading comprehension issues.

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Your exact words you lying motherfucker.

Go over to Hillary's Heath thread now for more proof,

Why no link, ES?

And even so, the problem here isn't what I said, it's that you can't read.

 

This is why ES will always be my bitch.

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Why no link, ES?

And even so, the problem here isn't what I said, it's that you can't read.

 

h.

http://www.liberalforum.org/index.php?/topic/195933-hillarys-health/page-4&do=findComment&comment=1059575713

How are you going to weasel your way out of this lie?

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There is no question that this SOB is and always has been my bitch,

 

 

Trump's colon had fled the forum in disgrace yet again.

Watch.. He'll come back saying he didn't say what I just proved he said.

Lol

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