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It's a FACT, Trump has tiny hands

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"His ideas are as small as his stubby little hands."

Now that his hands have been scientifically determined to be very small, it is safe to assume that he doesn't quite measure up in other areas as well. I'm sure this will be sad news for cons who spend their restless nights dreaming of Donald.

(Full article at above link)

According to a report in the upcoming issue of the Hollywood Reporter, Donald Trump’s right hand is 7¼ inches long – slightly smaller than the average for a man. We got him, folks! Mission accomplished. Someone dig George W Bush up and tell him to meet us on an aircraft carrier. Finally, Donald Trump has been caught in a lie he can’t talk his way out of.

He can’t deny this fact, because his handprint was bronzed for display at the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Times Square. Mr Trump should be issuing his apology at any moment now.

A cursory glance at Donald Trump’s public appearances during the 2016 presidential campaign would make you believe that he has giant hands, exceptionally large genitals. He doesn't.

People say things in politics that they either don’t mean or never actually expect to accomplish. They lie or exaggerate. They prop themselves up and claim the moral high ground. Donald Trump has not reinvented politics. He’s simply doubled down on the tactics that have existed for decades.

On the off chance that Mr Trump can dupe enough people to vote for him he will surely under-deliver. His bluster is empty and his words are hollow. His ideas are as small as his stubby little hands. Whatever he claims he will do in the next few months will never come to pass.

I’m only confident about that because of the track record of one Donald J Trump. And as he fails miserably to stop Isis, to launch trade wars and shove odious immigration legislation through a hostile Congress, he will backtrack. He’ll claim he was misquoted. He’ll blame others. He’ll throw a temper tantrum to rival the baby he ejected from a recent event. That’s what he does. That’s who he is – a man without character, without principle and devoid of empathy.

Try as we might to force him to confront the fact that he indeed has tiny hands and a pea brain, he will never join us in reality. At times, the act of pushing back against him can seem like wasting your breath. You can only be gaslighted by this man for so long before you want to give up. But we can’t give up. When dealing with a man so delusional and such an unrepentant bully, the only option is to hopefully shout over him long enough that he gives up.

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