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For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

 

1. If this were a dictatorship, itd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as Im the dictator. ~ George W. Bush

2. We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele

3. When the President does it that means that its not illegal. ~ Richard M. Nixon

4. Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system. ~ Rush Limbaugh

5. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. ~ Rush Limbaugh

6. Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning? (sic) ~ George W. Bush

7. Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions. ~ Jerry Falwell

8. As yesterdays positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured. ~ George W. Bush

9. Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. ~ Jerry Falwell

10. Facts are stupid things. ~ Ronald Reagan

11. How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen because God said, My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.' ~ Rev. John Hage

12. Our gays are more macho than their straights. ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort

13. This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. ~ George W. Bush

14. Trees cause more pollution than automobiles. ~ Ronald Reagan

15. [America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce. ~ Mike Huckabee

16. I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

17. I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started. ~ Donald Rumsfeld

18. My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. Youre facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that dont think too much further than that. And so what youve got to do is youve got to curtail that type of behavior. They dont know any better. ~ Andre Bauer

19. Well, I learned a lot.I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. Youd be surprised. Theyre all individual countries. ~ Ronald Reagan

20. We have a lot of work to do. Its a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border. ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)

21. The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. ~ Rush Limbaugh

22. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx

23. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. ~ George W. Bush

24. What I dont know is what the unexpected might be. ~ John McCain

25. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

26. The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robertson

27. President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale. ~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

28. Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America. ~ Rick Perry

29. You can always follow me on Tweeter. ~ Rick Perry

30. Dont blame Wall Street, dont blame the big banks, if you dont have a job and youre not rich, blame yourself! ~ Herman Cain

31. From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. ~ Rick Perry, on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010

32. I had other priorities in the sixties than military service. ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments

33. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nations history. I mean in this centurys history. But I didnt live in this century. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

34. The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man dont want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza. ~ Herman Cain

35. I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. ~ Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesnt cause mental retardation.)

36. These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes. ~ President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregation after the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

37. This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. Im not saying he doesnt like white people, Im saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist. ~ Glenn Beck

38. Ill be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. ~ George W.Bush

39. I feel the best way to ensure Americans freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people. ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

40. What a terrible thing to have lost ones mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

41. Michele Bachmann? Im not going to say it. Im not going to say it. Tutti-frutti. I know Im going to get in trouble! ~ Herman Cain on the different flavors of ice cream to which hed compare his primary competitors.

42. When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, Im just like, Oh shut up! Im so sick of them because theyre always complaining. ~ Glenn Beck

43. I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. Im not blaming this on President Obama, I just think its an interesting coincidence. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

44. I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix. ~ Dan Quayle

45. He is purplethe gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle the gay pride symbol. ~ Jerry Falwells warning to parents that Tinky Winky of Teletubbies, may be gay

46. The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias. ~ Rep. Lamar Smith

47. Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isnt even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

48. If Lincoln were alive today, hed be turning over in his grave. ~ Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)

49. Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? ~ Rick Santorum

50. I should tell my story. Im also unemployed. ~ Mitt Romney

51. I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise. ~ Mitt Romney

52. Im ready for the gotcha questions and theyre already starting to come. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan Im going to say, you know, I dont know. Do you know? ~ Herman Cain

53. They [China] have indicated that theyre trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat. ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)

 

 

 

 

54. If youve seen one city slum, youve seen them all. ~ Spiro Agnew

55. Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life. ~ Orrin Hatch

56. I went to a number of womens groups and said: Can you help us find folks, and they brought us whole binders full of women. ~ Mitt Romney

57. We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps. ~ Mitt Romney

58. We need a leader, not a reader. ~ Herman Cain

59. How do you say delicious in Cuban? ~ Herman Cain

60. A poet once said, Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but its never easy when theres so much on the line.' ~ Herman Cain, using the theme song of the Pokemon movie in the closing statement of the first GOP debate in 2012

 

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I met with trump the other day just to throw him a few mill.

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“Everybody likes to go to Geneva. I used to do it for the Law of the Sea conferences and you’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.”

–Sen. Ernest F. Hollings (D., S.C.) 1993

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“Everybody likes to go to Geneva. I used to do it for the Law of the Sea conferences and you’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.”

–Sen. Ernest F. Hollings (D., S.C.) 1993

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ridiculous Ted Cruz quotes that show why the proud wacko bird will never be president

 

SCOTT KAUFMAN

23 MAR 2015 AT 10:00 ET

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As the clock approached midnight the day before he planned to announce his presidential run, Senator Ted Cruzs official Twitter account informed Americans that there would be some news you wont want to miss, which denizens of Twitter used as inspiration to create a #TedCruzCampaignSlogans hashtag campaign ridiculing the senators presidential aspirations.

 

Its not for nothing that they chose to ridicule Cruz, as he has said and done plenty in his short time in office thats worthy of it.

 

 

1. Net neutrality is Obamacare for the Internet

 

In November of last year, after President Barack Obama announced his support for net neutrality, Cruz had no choice but to come out against it, tweeting Net Neutrality is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.

 

2. Instead of nominating a health professional, he nominated someone who is an anti-gun activist

 

In an interview with Candy Crowley, Cruz claimed that the presidents pick for surgeon general, Vivek Murthy, wasnt qualified because of statements he had made about the Second Amendment.

 

3. Obama just a social worker who wants to put ISIS on expanded Medicaid

 

In an appearance on Fox News Hannity, Cruz complained that United States military leaders were taking too many cues from the president. Its not our job, he said, to be social workers in Iraq and put them all on expanded Medicaid. It is our job to kill terrorists who have declared war on America and who have demonstrated the intention and capability to murder innocent Americans.

 

4. It is the job of a chaplain to be insensitive to atheists

 

Speaking at a home schooling convention, Cruz said that we have never seen an administration with such hostility to religious faith. Last year, there was a chaplain in the Air Force up in Alaska who wrote in a blog post the phrase There are no atheists in fox holes. He was ordered by his supervising officer to take it down. I guess it was deemed insensitive to atheists. I kind of thought it was the job of a chaplain to be insensitive to atheists.

 

 

5. I didnt threaten to shut down the government

 

After leading the GOP charge to shut down the government, Cruz repeatedly claimed that he had nothing to do with the GOP shutting down the government.

 

6. I will renounce any Canadian citizenship

 

After speaking to Donald Trump about a possible run for the White House, Cruz admitted that he was born in Calgary, Canada. However, he told The Dallas Morning News that I will renounce any Canadian citizenship. Nothing against Canada, but Im an American by birth and as a US senator I believe I should be only an American.

 

7. I expect them to start quartering soldiers in peoples homes soon

 

At the 2013 Values Voter Summit, Cruz said Obama was intent on violating the entire Bill of Rights. You look at our Constitution, you look at our Bill of Rights, this is an administration that seems bound and determined to violate every single one of our Bill or Rights, he said, adding I dont know that theyve yet violated the Third Amendment, but I expect them to start quartering soldiers in peoples homes soon.

 

8. Gay marriage leads to Christianity becoming hate speech

 

In an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Cruz said that if you look at other nations that have gone down the road towards gay marriage, thats the next step of where it gets enforced. It gets enforced against Christian pastors who decline to perform gay marriages, who speak out and preach biblical truths on marriage, that has been defined elsewhere as hate speech, as inconsistent with the enlightened view of government.

 

9. I am a very, very proud wacko bird

 

Responding to a statement by Senator John McCain that his opposition to immigration reform made him a wacko bird, Cruz to CBS News that if standing for liberty and standing for the Constitution makes you a wacko bird then I am a very, very proud wacko bird.

 

10. I have never seen a Hispanic panhandler

 

On Fox News Sunday in 2012, Cruz told host Chris Wallace that, in my life, I have never once seen an Hispanic panhandler. In our community, it would be viewed as shameful to be out on the street begging.

 

11. Your world is on fire!

 

At an event in New Hampshire last week, Cruz said the Obama-Clinton foreign policy of leading from behind the whole world is on fire. When a little girl replied, the world is on fire? Cruz responded by saying, Yes! Your world is on fire!

 

12. Green Eggs and Ham

 

During his filibuster of the Affordable Care Act, Cruz took time out to read his daughters a bedtime story. I dont get to read it that often because I tell them, Go pick the books you want to read and I read it to them, Cruz said on the Senate floor. But since tonight, girls, you arent here, you dont get to pick the book, so I get to pick Green Eggs and Ham.

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For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

 

1. If this were a dictatorship, itd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as Im the dictator. ~ George W. Bush

2. We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele

3. When the President does it that means that its not illegal. ~ Richard M. Nixon

4. Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system. ~ Rush Limbaugh

5. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. ~ Rush Limbaugh

6. Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning? (sic) ~ George W. Bush

7. Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions. ~ Jerry Falwell

8. As yesterdays positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured. ~ George W. Bush

9. Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. ~ Jerry Falwell

10. Facts are stupid things. ~ Ronald Reagan

11. How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen because God said, My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.' ~ Rev. John Hage

12. Our gays are more macho than their straights. ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort

13. This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. ~ George W. Bush

14. Trees cause more pollution than automobiles. ~ Ronald Reagan

15. [America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce. ~ Mike Huckabee

16. I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

17. I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started. ~ Donald Rumsfeld

18. My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. Youre facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that dont think too much further than that. And so what youve got to do is youve got to curtail that type of behavior. They dont know any better. ~ Andre Bauer

19. Well, I learned a lot.I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. Youd be surprised. Theyre all individual countries. ~ Ronald Reagan

20. We have a lot of work to do. Its a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border. ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)

21. The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. ~ Rush Limbaugh

22. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx

23. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. ~ George W. Bush

24. What I dont know is what the unexpected might be. ~ John McCain

25. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

26. The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robertson

27. President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale. ~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

28. Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America. ~ Rick Perry

29. You can always follow me on Tweeter. ~ Rick Perry

30. Dont blame Wall Street, dont blame the big banks, if you dont have a job and youre not rich, blame yourself! ~ Herman Cain

31. From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. ~ Rick Perry, on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010

32. I had other priorities in the sixties than military service. ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments

33. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nations history. I mean in this centurys history. But I didnt live in this century. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

34. The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man dont want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza. ~ Herman Cain

35. I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. ~ Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesnt cause mental retardation.)

36. These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes. ~ President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregation after the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

37. This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. Im not saying he doesnt like white people, Im saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist. ~ Glenn Beck

38. Ill be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. ~ George W.Bush

39. I feel the best way to ensure Americans freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people. ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

40. What a terrible thing to have lost ones mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

41. Michele Bachmann? Im not going to say it. Im not going to say it. Tutti-frutti. I know Im going to get in trouble! ~ Herman Cain on the different flavors of ice cream to which hed compare his primary competitors.

42. When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, Im just like, Oh shut up! Im so sick of them because theyre always complaining. ~ Glenn Beck

43. I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. Im not blaming this on President Obama, I just think its an interesting coincidence. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

44. I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix. ~ Dan Quayle

45. He is purplethe gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle the gay pride symbol. ~ Jerry Falwells warning to parents that Tinky Winky of Teletubbies, may be gay

46. The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias. ~ Rep. Lamar Smith

47. Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isnt even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

48. If Lincoln were alive today, hed be turning over in his grave. ~ Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)

49. Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? ~ Rick Santorum

50. I should tell my story. Im also unemployed. ~ Mitt Romney

51. I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise. ~ Mitt Romney

52. Im ready for the gotcha questions and theyre already starting to come. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan Im going to say, you know, I dont know. Do you know? ~ Herman Cain

53. They [China] have indicated that theyre trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat. ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)

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For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

 

1. If this were a dictatorship, itd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as Im the dictator. ~ George W. Bush

2. We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele

3. When the President does it that means that its not illegal. ~ Richard M. Nixon

4. Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system. ~ Rush Limbaugh

5. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. ~ Rush Limbaugh

6. Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning? (sic) ~ George W. Bush

7. Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions. ~ Jerry Falwell

8. As yesterdays positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured. ~ George W. Bush

9. Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. ~ Jerry Falwell

10. Facts are stupid things. ~ Ronald Reagan

11. How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen because God said, My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.' ~ Rev. John Hage

12. Our gays are more macho than their straights. ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort

13. This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. ~ George W. Bush

14. Trees cause more pollution than automobiles. ~ Ronald Reagan

15. [America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce. ~ Mike Huckabee

16. I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

17. I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started. ~ Donald Rumsfeld

18. My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. Youre facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that dont think too much further than that. And so what youve got to do is youve got to curtail that type of behavior. They dont know any better. ~ Andre Bauer

19. Well, I learned a lot.I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. Youd be surprised. Theyre all individual countries. ~ Ronald Reagan

20. We have a lot of work to do. Its a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border. ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)

21. The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. ~ Rush Limbaugh

22. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx

23. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. ~ George W. Bush

24. What I dont know is what the unexpected might be. ~ John McCain

25. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

26. The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robertson

27. President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale. ~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

28. Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America. ~ Rick Perry

29. You can always follow me on Tweeter. ~ Rick Perry

30. Dont blame Wall Street, dont blame the big banks, if you dont have a job and youre not rich, blame yourself! ~ Herman Cain

31. From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. ~ Rick Perry, on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010

32. I had other priorities in the sixties than military service. ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments

33. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nations history. I mean in this centurys history. But I didnt live in this century. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

34. The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man dont want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza. ~ Herman Cain

35. I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. ~ Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesnt cause mental retardation.)

36. These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes. ~ President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregation after the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

37. This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. Im not saying he doesnt like white people, Im saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist. ~ Glenn Beck

38. Ill be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. ~ George W.Bush

39. I feel the best way to ensure Americans freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people. ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

40. What a terrible thing to have lost ones mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

41. Michele Bachmann? Im not going to say it. Im not going to say it. Tutti-frutti. I know Im going to get in trouble! ~ Herman Cain on the different flavors of ice cream to which hed compare his primary competitors.

42. When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, Im just like, Oh shut up! Im so sick of them because theyre always complaining. ~ Glenn Beck

43. I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. Im not blaming this on President Obama, I just think its an interesting coincidence. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

44. I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix. ~ Dan Quayle

45. He is purplethe gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle the gay pride symbol. ~ Jerry Falwells warning to parents that Tinky Winky of Teletubbies, may be gay

46. The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias. ~ Rep. Lamar Smith

47. Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isnt even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

48. If Lincoln were alive today, hed be turning over in his grave. ~ Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)

49. Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? ~ Rick Santorum

50. I should tell my story. Im also unemployed. ~ Mitt Romney

51. I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise. ~ Mitt Romney

52. Im ready for the gotcha questions and theyre already starting to come. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan Im going to say, you know, I dont know. Do you know? ~ Herman Cain

53. They [China] have indicated that theyre trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat. ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)

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For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made.

 

1. If this were a dictatorship, itd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as Im the dictator. ~ George W. Bush

2. We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele

3. When the President does it that means that its not illegal. ~ Richard M. Nixon

4. Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system. ~ Rush Limbaugh

5. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. ~ Rush Limbaugh

6. Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning? (sic) ~ George W. Bush

7. Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions. ~ Jerry Falwell

8. As yesterdays positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured. ~ George W. Bush

9. Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. ~ Jerry Falwell

10. Facts are stupid things. ~ Ronald Reagan

11. How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen because God said, My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.' ~ Rev. John Hage

12. Our gays are more macho than their straights. ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort

13. This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. ~ George W. Bush

14. Trees cause more pollution than automobiles. ~ Ronald Reagan

15. [America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce. ~ Mike Huckabee

16. I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

17. I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started. ~ Donald Rumsfeld

18. My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. Youre facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that dont think too much further than that. And so what youve got to do is youve got to curtail that type of behavior. They dont know any better. ~ Andre Bauer

19. Well, I learned a lot.I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. Youd be surprised. Theyre all individual countries. ~ Ronald Reagan

20. We have a lot of work to do. Its a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border. ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)

21. The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. ~ Rush Limbaugh

22. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx

23. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. ~ George W. Bush

24. What I dont know is what the unexpected might be. ~ John McCain

25. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

26. The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~ Pat Robertson

27. President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale. ~ Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

28. Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America. ~ Rick Perry

29. You can always follow me on Tweeter. ~ Rick Perry

30. Dont blame Wall Street, dont blame the big banks, if you dont have a job and youre not rich, blame yourself! ~ Herman Cain

31. From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. ~ Rick Perry, on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010

32. I had other priorities in the sixties than military service. ~ Dick Cheney on his five draft deferments

33. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nations history. I mean in this centurys history. But I didnt live in this century. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

34. The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man dont want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza. ~ Herman Cain

35. I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. ~ Michele Bachmann on the HPV vaccine. (It doesnt cause mental retardation.)

36. These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes. ~ President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregation after the Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

37. This president, I think, has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. Im not saying he doesnt like white people, Im saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist. ~ Glenn Beck

38. Ill be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. ~ George W.Bush

39. I feel the best way to ensure Americans freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people. ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft

40. What a terrible thing to have lost ones mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is. ~ Vice President Dan Quayle

41. Michele Bachmann? Im not going to say it. Im not going to say it. Tutti-frutti. I know Im going to get in trouble! ~ Herman Cain on the different flavors of ice cream to which hed compare his primary competitors.

42. When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, Im just like, Oh shut up! Im so sick of them because theyre always complaining. ~ Glenn Beck

43. I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. Im not blaming this on President Obama, I just think its an interesting coincidence. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

44. I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix. ~ Dan Quayle

45. He is purplethe gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle the gay pride symbol. ~ Jerry Falwells warning to parents that Tinky Winky of Teletubbies, may be gay

46. The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias. ~ Rep. Lamar Smith

47. Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isnt even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann

48. If Lincoln were alive today, hed be turning over in his grave. ~ Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)

49. Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? ~ Rick Santorum

50. I should tell my story. Im also unemployed. ~ Mitt Romney

51. I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise. ~ Mitt Romney

52. Im ready for the gotcha questions and theyre already starting to come. And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan Im going to say, you know, I dont know. Do you know? ~ Herman Cain

53. They [China] have indicated that theyre trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat. ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)

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