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7 minutes ago, Old Mack said:

 

Whata mean ?

 

My friend above lost his arm and shoulder.  I met him when we worked at the Post Office. He never told me what happened BUT did tell a coworker; who told me. They were being over run and he was behind a fallen tree when a rice picker thru a grenade into his postion. He picked it and was throwing it back and it went off. His body was protected from the blast BUT not the rest of him.

 

FK'n 18 years old !

yikes!

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18 minutes ago, fishhead said:

Educate me on how to post pics, videos, and I will show you some stuff you will like....

 

fathead...I told you before; you have to put them into something like Photobucket.

 

Was that you or some other fathead ?

 

Slow Train plays in the background:

 

I had a woman down in Alabama
She was a backwoods girl, but she sure was realistic
She said, "Boy, without a doubt, have to quit your mess and straighten out
You could die down here, be just another accident statistic"
There's a slow, slow train comin' up around the bend

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They don't do no good
They never be workin' when they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast
Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast
They got the flakes

Flakes, flakes
They can't fix your brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well, it was eaten by snakes"
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit but they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast
Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast
Take it away, bob

I asked as nice as I could if my job would somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend came n went, Frankie
(Wanna buy some mandies, bob?)
You know what?
They didn't do nothin' but they charged me double for Sunday
Now, you know, no matter what you do, they gonna cheat and rob you
And then they'll give you a bill that'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay, they got computer collectors that'll get you so crazy 'til your head'll go through the ceilin'
Yes, it will

I'm a moron and this is my wife
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
All what we got here's American made
It's a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed
Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes
They rush on over and wreck it some more
And we are so dumb, they're linin' up at our door
Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampon"
This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day

Blew up the next day

One two three four

Flakes, flakes

Flakes, flakes

Flakes, flakes

One two three four (Flakes)

We are millions and millions, were coming to get ya
Were protected by unions so don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion, it's probably gods will that civilization will grind to a standstill
And we are the people who will make it all happen
While your children is sleepin', your puppy is crappin'
You might call us flakes or something else you might coin us
We know you're so greedy that you'll probably join us
Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya
Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya
Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya
Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya

Songwriters: FRANK ZAPPA

Flakes lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.,

 

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The video is giant but well worth the 15 second watch:

 

 

 

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On 2/29/2020 at 7:27 PM, Old Mack said:

The video is giant but well worth the 15 second watch:

 

 

 

On 2/29/2020 at 7:27 PM, Old Mack said:

The video is giant but well worth the 15 second watch:

 

 

 

What wuzzat?

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25 minutes ago, fishhead said:

What wuzzat?

 

Bucket Head...thats racist !

 

Where do you come up with all these nuts ?

 

Everyone of those awards has to be put in a certain order.

 

North Korea In A Nutshell

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The retarded old ni99ers in Carolina voted for Biden. Idiots.

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57 sexes...I wonder which one this is !

 

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Iowa...they ought load them up and take them to LA of NYC...where the prices would double.

 

Sounds like hobby for than a business.

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1 hour ago, Old Mack said:

Iowa...they ought load them up and take them to LA of NYC...where the prices would double.

 

Sounds like hobby for than a business.

 

1 hour ago, Old Mack said:

Iowa...they ought load them up and take them to LA of NYC...where the prices would double.

 

Sounds like hobby for than a business.

Those old Britts fetch 20k apiece, in Iowa.

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9 hours ago, fishhead said:

 

Those old Britts fetch 20k apiece, in Iowa.

 

SO...I'm not good at math...would that be like $40,000 in LA / NYC ?

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47 minutes ago, Old Mack said:

 

SO...I'm not good at math...would that be like $40,000 in LA / NYC ?

The fucking things couldn't pass a n emissions test!  LOL!!

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My fellow Mackadamians: Sometime I think of just putting up some random thoughts BUT who would wanna read that stuff ! (They would be entertaining tho)  Anyhow...I think I'll post this and show how delusional and in denial ultraliberals are. 

 

Buttigieg Hosts For Kimmel, Mocks Trump. Here’s Something He Didn’t Mention.

 

On Thursday night, former mayor Pete Buttigieg, who is currently out of a job since his presidential campaign came to a halt, tried a new path, hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC, where he took the opportunity to mock President Trump. Because of the threat of the coronavirus, the normal studio audience was absent, prompting Buttigieg to sneer(ed), “When you don’t have a real audience, you have to fake one. Just like Trump’s inauguration.”

 

I'll bet all the ultraliberals across the Nation had a great laugh and were p'n their pants.

 

Well here are two words Mayor Pete will never hear: Mister President.

 

My fellow Mackadamians: I'll admit Mayor Pete has accomplished a gazillion more things in life than me.

 

BUT he is still a failed Presidential Candidate and in no position to mock Trump on that level.

 

 

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