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I'll bet that finger doesn't smell like gun powder. He uses it to dig around for hidden agendas, then pulls them out of his..... Ewwww.

 

 

When I was young, my mother gave a a book about sex..... I read it and announced that I already knew all that stuff in the book but had one question.... What was a Virginia?

 

Is a Hidden agenda like a virginia?

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When I was young, my mother gave a a book about sex..... I read it and announced that I already knew all that stuff in the book but had one question.... What was a Virginia?

 

Is a Hidden agenda like a virginia?

Ha! If he keeps digging, I think that state will turn up somewhere down there. ;)

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When I was young, my mother gave a a book about sex..... I read it and announced that I already knew all that stuff in the book but had one question.... What was a Virginia?

 

Is a Hidden agenda like a virginia?

The grandson says to me; Pop Pop, you know what, boys have a Penis, and girls have one of those Ginas. What's that all about?

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The grandson says to me; Pop Pop, you know what, boys have a Penis, and girls have one of those Ginas. What's that all about?

One day, little Tommy, bored out of his mind, went to his father for

suggestions on what to do to pass the time. "I`ll tell you what,"

said

the father, "take this dollar and run into town and get me a dollars

worth of what`s what."

 

Tommy grabbed the dollar, hopped on his bike and rode into town.

Once

there, he had to decide what store would have the what`s what. He

stopped in front of the pharmacy and went in. He went to the

pharmacist`s desk, held up the dollar and said, "I`d like a dollar`s

worth of what`s what, please."

 

The pharmacist knew immediately that the boy was on a wild goose

chase

and said, "If you go across the street, to the house with the red

light

 

on the front porch, they can get you some what`s what."

 

Tommy ran across the street and knocked on the front door. A tall,

stunning blondeicon1.png, completely naked, opened the door. Her "bush" was

right

in little Tommy`s face. Pointing to it he said, "what`s that?"

"What`s

what?" the prostitute replied. Tommy then replied, "Good, I`ll take

a dollars worth."

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