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On the local police blotter today:

 

9:02 p.m. — A man asked to speak to the President of the United States, and said he was going to donate one trillion dollars to the community. He called back twice, wanting to be connected the president. He then called to say he was having a heart attack, refusing to give his name and saying people who believe in God will find him. He changed his mind and said he would be on Broad Street waiting for the ambulance, dressed as a homeless person, and giving his phone number as 1-800-GOD. At 10:06 p.m., a woman from Willow Valley Road called to say he was at her house and was hitting her. He was taken to the hospital.

 

"Naked and Not Afraid"

 

6:22 a.m. — A woman from Carrie Ann Lane reported a naked man just burst into her residence, told her aliens were there and he had just eaten someone. He was wearing tennis shoes. He then ran down the road, yelling. A second caller reported the man was pounding on his door and screaming. Another caller reported he broke a window and broke in, saying he was looking for a gun. He told the caller it was the end of the world and he needs a gun. He was taken to the hospital for a mental health evaluation.

 

Hmmm. The Zombie wanted brains, but he couldn't find any, so he then wanted guns! Ah! The wonders of ingesting bath salts!

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"Naked and Not Afraid"

 

6:22 a.m. — A woman from Carrie Ann Lane reported a naked man just burst into her residence, told her aliens were there and he had just eaten someone. He was wearing tennis shoes. He then ran down the road, yelling. A second caller reported the man was pounding on his door and screaming. Another caller reported he broke a window and broke in, saying he was looking for a gun. He told the caller it was the end of the world and he needs a gun. He was taken to the hospital for a mental health evaluation.

 

Well thank goodness he was captured before he was able to put his hands on one or this incident could have ended tragically. I notice he didn't immediately go build a pipe bomb or look for a machete. :rolleyes: No. He wanted a gun. Would that all disturbed people did not have such ready access to guns as we do in this country. Anyone who thinks they "need" a gun should be taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation IMO.

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Well thank goodness he was captured before he was able to put his hands on one or this incident could have ended tragically. I notice he didn't immediately go build a pipe bomb or look for a machete. :rolleyes: No. He wanted a gun. Would that all disturbed people did not have such ready access to guns as we do in this country. Anyone who thinks they "need" a gun should be taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation IMO.

Hey PolititMom where ya been I miss your "Common Sense" approach

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