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Humping forward to Virgin Mary, we supposedly have an innocent virgin girl that God rapes, which produces a bastard child. As the name continually implies, the entire Christian religion is based on an intact foreskin. Without the perfect hymen the entire Idol Jesus story falls apart. The intact hymen is the corner stone, the rock, on which everything else is built and depends on. It was not uncommon in those days before marriage that the hymen was inspected to ensure it had no woopee do to it. So no doubt this why Mary fled her home for the local brothel Inn to have this child out of wedlock. Joseph was just the fall guy.

 

Now to the story of Christian religion being based on sex, is the "today" Christian denying the teachings straight from God, and making wild claims about other people's sex acts, when in fact they are all the product of incest themselves that God saw and said was good, and even sent them out to copulate Adam & Eve's own children, pure unadulterated incest has allowed these Christians today to denounce incest, instead of embracing it as their God did and who said fking brothers and sisters was good. What the hell is wrong with you Christians???

 

Now don't give me that deformed BS, because your god knew it would deform, he knows hetero sex deforms as well, so please do not insult my intelligence with a tired response. YOUR GOD SAYS IT IS GOOD!!!

 

 

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?
"Then God saw everything that He had made and indeed it was very good" (Genesis 1:31). From this we infer that every detail was perfect including the bodies of Adam and Eve. This would mean there were no genetic defects and no mutations when the very first commandment was given "to be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28).

 

Adam and Eve's immediate offspring would have been very close to physical perfection while brother-sister marriages were the only unions possible! Further, according to the genealogies given in Scripture, pre-flood longevity was about the same as that for Adam, so families were very large compared to those of today. Brother-sister unions were not only unavoidable, but they undoubtedly became traditional and expected.

 

Cain might have had kids with his own mother, but it's interesting to note that all named descendants are male. In Genesis 4:19, Lameh (the last descendant of Cain) is said to marry two wives: Ada and Zillah. Where did these come from? Are the the descendants of Cain as well?

 

The leaders of many ancient nations had always married their eldest sister as first wife to ensure the kingdom stayed in the family. For example, Pharaoh Akhnaton [reigned 1379-1362 BC] had been the product of such a union. Over three thousand years later Charles Darwin married his first cousin and had ten children.

 

I think it is humane nature and I would bet most of you had a kissing cousin and to this day have a cousin you either nailed or would like to nail if given the chance. Don't fking lie to me!!

 

And if it was a sin, why wasn't it a Commandment. And why worry about sex acts and not the Big Ten?? WTF is wrong with you Christos?? You just love sex because it is a big part of your religion.

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Most of the fun in life comes from food and sex...

 

Before the internet, catching a nut and eating were about it.....

 

 

So we have the rules about food: No blood, shell fish, fish without fins and scales (stuff that carries disease even to day) Swine et al.

 

And the bar on more that one partner and no poop chute.... HIV, Syphillus, HPV, Clap etc.....

 

Even if you back God out of the equations, the rules ARE sound.....

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Humping forward to Virgin Mary, we supposedly have an innocent virgin girl that God rapes, which produces a bastard child. As the name continually implies, the entire Christian religion is based on an intact foreskin. Without the perfect hymen the entire Idol Jesus story falls apart. The intact hymen is the corner stone, the rock, on which everything else is built and depends on. It was not uncommon in those days before marriage that the hymen was inspected to ensure it had no woopee do to it. So no doubt this why Mary fled her home for the local brothel Inn to have this child out of wedlock. Joseph was just the fall guy.

 

Now to the story of Christian religion being based on sex, is the "today" Christian denying the teachings straight from God, and making wild claims about other people's sex acts, when in fact they are all the product of incest themselves that God saw and said was good, and even sent them out to copulate Adam & Eve's own children, pure unadulterated incest has allowed these Christians today to denounce incest, instead of embracing it as their God did and who said fking brothers and sisters was good. What the hell is wrong with you Christians???

 

Now don't give me that deformed BS, because your god knew it would deform, he knows hetero sex deforms as well, so please do not insult my intelligence with a tired response. YOUR GOD SAYS IT IS GOOD!!!

 

 

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?

"Then God saw everything that He had made and indeed it was very good" (Genesis 1:31). From this we infer that every detail was perfect including the bodies of Adam and Eve. This would mean there were no genetic defects and no mutations when the very first commandment was given "to be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28).

 

Adam and Eve's immediate offspring would have been very close to physical perfection while brother-sister marriages were the only unions possible! Further, according to the genealogies given in Scripture, pre-flood longevity was about the same as that for Adam, so families were very large compared to those of today. Brother-sister unions were not only unavoidable, but they undoubtedly became traditional and expected.

 

Cain might have had kids with his own mother, but it's interesting to note that all named descendants are male. In Genesis 4:19, Lameh (the last descendant of Cain) is said to marry two wives: Ada and Zillah. Where did these come from? Are the the descendants of Cain as well?

 

The leaders of many ancient nations had always married their eldest sister as first wife to ensure the kingdom stayed in the family. For example, Pharaoh Akhnaton [reigned 1379-1362 BC] had been the product of such a union. Over three thousand years later Charles Darwin married his first cousin and had ten children.

 

I think it is humane nature and I would bet most of you had a kissing cousin and to this day have a cousin you either nailed or would like to nail if given the chance. Don't fking lie to me!!

 

And if it was a sin, why wasn't it a Commandment. And why worry about sex acts and not the Big Ten?? WTF is wrong with you Christos?? You just love sex because it is a big part of your religion.

 

Atheists hate God and Christians so much they will say or do anything to destroy God and Christians.

 

Sex has the greatest power for good and for evil at the same time.

 

Sex can make a marriage a beautiful thing where children are produced and raised into responsible people.

 

Sex can be pure evil when people practice homosexuality and adultery which produced AIDS, STDs and illegitimate children that will be a burden on Society.

 

God was wise to spend so much time on sex since it can be a great power for good and for evil.

 

God wants sex to be a great power for good, but PLASDs want sex to be a great power for evil.

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Christianity is just too weird for me. It is abstract and strange. Strangers want to control all your choices in life, want to take away your self, and make you part of some sort of "We" that involves family and childbirth but has no room for single people, eccentrics, or anyone outside their basic heterosexuals breed and do what they are told. Anyone else is a non-person. No Boo Radleys. They have to hide in the dark behind doors and in unfrequented rooms. Its the total Kafka assault on the individual.

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Christianity is just too weird for me. It is abstract and strange. Strangers want to control all your choices in life, want to take away your self, and make you part of some sort of "We" that involves family and childbirth but has no room for single people, eccentrics, or anyone outside their basic heterosexuals breed and do what they are told. Anyone else is a non-person. No Boo Radleys. They have to hide in the dark behind doors and in unfrequented rooms. Its the total Kafka assault on the individual.

seems like civilization of any kind is just too f**king weird for you. or maybe you're just too f**king weird for it.

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Humping forward to Virgin Mary, we supposedly have an innocent virgin girl that God rapes, which produces a bastard child. As the name continually implies, the entire Christian religion is based on an intact foreskin. Without the perfect hymen the entire Idol Jesus story falls apart. The intact hymen is the corner stone, the rock, on which everything else is built and depends on. It was not uncommon in those days before marriage that the hymen was inspected to ensure it had no woopee do to it. So no doubt this why Mary fled her home for the local brothel Inn to have this child out of wedlock. Joseph was just the fall guy.

 

Now to the story of Christian religion being based on sex, is the "today" Christian denying the teachings straight from God, and making wild claims about other people's sex acts, when in fact they are all the product of incest themselves that God saw and said was good, and even sent them out to copulate Adam & Eve's own children, pure unadulterated incest has allowed these Christians today to denounce incest, instead of embracing it as their God did and who said fking brothers and sisters was good. What the hell is wrong with you Christians???

 

Now don't give me that deformed BS, because your god knew it would deform, he knows hetero sex deforms as well, so please do not insult my intelligence with a tired response. YOUR GOD SAYS IT IS GOOD!!!

 

 

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?

"Then God saw everything that He had made and indeed it was very good" (Genesis 1:31). From this we infer that every detail was perfect including the bodies of Adam and Eve. This would mean there were no genetic defects and no mutations when the very first commandment was given "to be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28).

 

Adam and Eve's immediate offspring would have been very close to physical perfection while brother-sister marriages were the only unions possible! Further, according to the genealogies given in Scripture, pre-flood longevity was about the same as that for Adam, so families were very large compared to those of today. Brother-sister unions were not only unavoidable, but they undoubtedly became traditional and expected.

 

Cain might have had kids with his own mother, but it's interesting to note that all named descendants are male. In Genesis 4:19, Lameh (the last descendant of Cain) is said to marry two wives: Ada and Zillah. Where did these come from? Are the the descendants of Cain as well?

 

The leaders of many ancient nations had always married their eldest sister as first wife to ensure the kingdom stayed in the family. For example, Pharaoh Akhnaton [reigned 1379-1362 BC] had been the product of such a union. Over three thousand years later Charles Darwin married his first cousin and had ten children.

 

I think it is humane nature and I would bet most of you had a kissing cousin and to this day have a cousin you either nailed or would like to nail if given the chance. Don't fking lie to me!!

 

And if it was a sin, why wasn't it a Commandment. And why worry about sex acts and not the Big Ten?? WTF is wrong with you Christos?? You just love sex because it is a big part of your religion.

 

 

Those are just old stories and traditions from Hebrew and other cultures, Mister Tao. They are for children and simple folk. They really have nothing to do with the great teacher Jesus. Jesus didn't have much to say about sex at all.

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Those are just old stories and traditions from Hebrew and other cultures, Mister Tao. They are for children and simple folk. They really have nothing to do with the great teacher Jesus. Jesus didn't have much to say about sex at all.

that idiot link he posted is relating adam and eve with genesis 1. there were other human beings before adam and eve. the text itself says so.

humans were already "fruitful and had multiplied" before adam and eve. and you pretending jesus had nothing to do with torah is either insane,

misdirected, or extremely naive.

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Atheists hate God and Christians so much they will say or do anything to destroy God and Christians.

 

Sex has the greatest power for good and for evil at the same time.

 

Sex can make a marriage a beautiful thing where children are produced and raised into responsible people.

 

Sex can be pure evil when people practice homosexuality and adultery which produced AIDS, STDs and illegitimate children that will be a burden on Society.

 

God was wise to spend so much time on sex since it can be a great power for good and for evil.

 

God wants sex to be a great power for good, but PLASDs want sex to be a great power for evil.

 

Well if your god was wise, then incest is an OK thing, to be doing gods will, after all he said it was good and incest is not evil. Marrying a couple of your sisters is not evil at all.

 

And how can sex be evil? Are you saying any sex except for procreation by rape, is evil? God thought sex was Good.

 

The disease BS doesn't hold up, STDS are everywhere and God says it is good, like catching a cold or TB.

 

Your reasoning is flawed because God doesn't spend much time on sex at all, and does not even see it among the top ten sins.

 

Where does god say he wants sex to be a power for good? You mean when he said all sex was good? I agree there. He didn't see sex as evil, so why do you?

Most of the fun in life comes from food and sex...

 

Before the internet, catching a nut and eating were about it.....

 

 

So we have the rules about food: No blood, shell fish, fish without fins and scales (stuff that carries disease even to day) Swine et al.

 

And the bar on more that one partner and no poop chute.... HIV, Syphillus, HPV, Clap etc.....

 

Even if you back God out of the equations, the rules ARE sound.....

That's interesting, and kinda of the point here. You have rules, god didn't have rules. So why are Christians making rules for sex against their gods wishes? Was he infallible or not? Did he fk up again?

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it takes male sperm and female eggs to make a human

 

I don't think anyone can disagree with this unless Obama has some magic trick up his sleeve

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God never said it didn't, nor did he say any form of sex had to result in a birth. He didn't say you couldn't fertilize an egg and stick into a lesbian, or not use the sperm eggs of a Homosexual. How the birth occurs could be by any means I suppose.

 

But if a Christo wants to argue against an nonrelated issue of homosexuality, that is another can of worms, and most heteros don't want to go there, because they practice the same sexual acts and do things to prevent a birth ~ Against their gods wishes.

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Those are just old stories and traditions from Hebrew and other cultures, Mister Tao. They are for children and simple folk. They really have nothing to do with the great teacher Jesus. Jesus didn't have much to say about sex at all.

The old testament is gods word. The new is the idol Jesus. Sex ~ Quite true, he had little to say.

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Well if your god was wise, then incest is an OK thing, to be doing gods will, after all he said it was good and incest is not evil. Marrying a couple of your sisters is not evil at all.

 

And how can sex be evil? Are you saying any sex except for procreation by rape, is evil? God thought sex was Good.

 

The disease BS doesn't hold up, STDS are everywhere and God says it is good, like catching a cold or TB.

 

Your reasoning is flawed because God doesn't spend much time on sex at all, and does not even see it among the top ten sins.

 

Where does god say he wants sex to be a power for good? You mean when he said all sex was good? I agree there. He didn't see sex as evil, so why do you?

That's interesting, and kinda of the point here. You have rules, god didn't have rules. So why are Christians making rules for sex against their gods wishes? Was he infallible or not? Did he fk up again?

 

You are a God Damned Liar unless you can provide scripture from the Bible that backs up the lies you have stated.

 

Most PLASDs deserve the misery they are in, because they are God Damned Liars.

Fuc-k It

 

Potty mouth, Potty mouth, Potty mouth

 

 

Those are just old stories and traditions from Hebrew and other cultures, Mister Tao. They are for children and simple folk. They really have nothing to do with the great teacher Jesus. Jesus didn't have much to say about sex at all.

 

Why would Jesus have to restate something that was stated in the Old Testament.

 

Both the Old Testament and New Testament called homosexuality an abomination.

 

Jesus called adultery a sin.

 

You would know these things if you had Righteousness in hour rock collection.

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Christianity is just too weird for me. It is abstract and strange. Strangers want to control all your choices in life, want to take away your self, and make you part of some sort of "We" that involves family and childbirth but has no room for single people, eccentrics, or anyone outside their basic heterosexuals breed and do what they are told. Anyone else is a non-person. No Boo Radleys. They have to hide in the dark behind doors and in unfrequented rooms. Its the total Kafka assault on the individual.

 

Christianity is very simple for civilized people.

 

It is stupid to continue anything that leads to disease, death, destruction and poverty. People that get involved with homosexuality, adultery and drugs that lead to disease, death, destruction and poverty should be allowed to starve to death.

 

All life is based on Survival of the Fittest. Socialism is a concept of Survival of the Unfit.

 

God was good to define the things to avoid in order to the Fittest and thus to survive.

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Humping forward to Virgin Mary, we supposedly have an innocent virgin girl that God rapes, which produces a bastard child. As the name continually implies, the entire Christian religion is based on an intact foreskin. Without the perfect hymen the entire Idol Jesus story falls apart. The intact hymen is the corner stone, the rock, on which everything else is built and depends on. It was not uncommon in those days before marriage that the hymen was inspected to ensure it had no woopee do to it. So no doubt this why Mary fled her home for the local brothel Inn to have this child out of wedlock. Joseph was just the fall guy.

 

Now to the story of Christian religion being based on sex, is the "today" Christian denying the teachings straight from God, and making wild claims about other people's sex acts, when in fact they are all the product of incest themselves that God saw and said was good, and even sent them out to copulate Adam & Eve's own children, pure unadulterated incest has allowed these Christians today to denounce incest, instead of embracing it as their God did and who said fking brothers and sisters was good. What the hell is wrong with you Christians???

 

Now don't give me that deformed BS, because your god knew it would deform, he knows hetero sex deforms as well, so please do not insult my intelligence with a tired response. YOUR GOD SAYS IT IS GOOD!!!

 

 

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?

"Then God saw everything that He had made and indeed it was very good" (Genesis 1:31). From this we infer that every detail was perfect including the bodies of Adam and Eve. This would mean there were no genetic defects and no mutations when the very first commandment was given "to be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28).

 

Adam and Eve's immediate offspring would have been very close to physical perfection while brother-sister marriages were the only unions possible! Further, according to the genealogies given in Scripture, pre-flood longevity was about the same as that for Adam, so families were very large compared to those of today. Brother-sister unions were not only unavoidable, but they undoubtedly became traditional and expected.

 

Cain might have had kids with his own mother, but it's interesting to note that all named descendants are male. In Genesis 4:19, Lameh (the last descendant of Cain) is said to marry two wives: Ada and Zillah. Where did these come from? Are the the descendants of Cain as well?

 

The leaders of many ancient nations had always married their eldest sister as first wife to ensure the kingdom stayed in the family. For example, Pharaoh Akhnaton [reigned 1379-1362 BC] had been the product of such a union. Over three thousand years later Charles Darwin married his first cousin and had ten children.

 

I think it is humane nature and I would bet most of you had a kissing cousin and to this day have a cousin you either nailed or would like to nail if given the chance. Don't fking lie to me!!

 

And if it was a sin, why wasn't it a Commandment. And why worry about sex acts and not the Big Ten?? WTF is wrong with you Christos?? You just love sex because it is a big part of your religion.

Oh gee, never heard an atheist say this before. LOL! If you are going to slam Christianity, at least come up with a new line. Don't just repeat what other smarter people have said before you.

 

Pete and Repete are sitting a fence. Pete fell of. Who is left..........?

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Humping forward to Virgin Mary, we supposedly have an innocent virgin girl that God rapes, which produces a bastard child. As the name continually implies, the entire Christian religion is based on an intact foreskin. Without the perfect hymen the entire Idol Jesus story falls apart. The intact hymen is the corner stone, the rock, on which everything else is built and depends on. It was not uncommon in those days before marriage that the hymen was inspected to ensure it had no woopee do to it. So no doubt this why Mary fled her home for the local brothel Inn to have this child out of wedlock. Joseph was just the fall guy.

 

Now to the story of Christian religion being based on sex, is the "today" Christian denying the teachings straight from God, and making wild claims about other people's sex acts, when in fact they are all the product of incest themselves that God saw and said was good, and even sent them out to copulate Adam & Eve's own children, pure unadulterated incest has allowed these Christians today to denounce incest, instead of embracing it as their God did and who said fking brothers and sisters was good. What the hell is wrong with you Christians???

 

Now don't give me that deformed BS, because your god knew it would deform, he knows hetero sex deforms as well, so please do not insult my intelligence with a tired response. YOUR GOD SAYS IT IS GOOD!!!

 

 

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?

"Then God saw everything that He had made and indeed it was very good" (Genesis 1:31). From this we infer that every detail was perfect including the bodies of Adam and Eve. This would mean there were no genetic defects and no mutations when the very first commandment was given "to be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28).

 

Adam and Eve's immediate offspring would have been very close to physical perfection while brother-sister marriages were the only unions possible! Further, according to the genealogies given in Scripture, pre-flood longevity was about the same as that for Adam, so families were very large compared to those of today. Brother-sister unions were not only unavoidable, but they undoubtedly became traditional and expected.

 

Cain might have had kids with his own mother, but it's interesting to note that all named descendants are male. In Genesis 4:19, Lameh (the last descendant of Cain) is said to marry two wives: Ada and Zillah. Where did these come from? Are the the descendants of Cain as well?

 

The leaders of many ancient nations had always married their eldest sister as first wife to ensure the kingdom stayed in the family. For example, Pharaoh Akhnaton [reigned 1379-1362 BC] had been the product of such a union. Over three thousand years later Charles Darwin married his first cousin and had ten children.

 

I think it is humane nature and I would bet most of you had a kissing cousin and to this day have a cousin you either nailed or would like to nail if given the chance. Don't fking lie to me!!

 

And if it was a sin, why wasn't it a Commandment. And why worry about sex acts and not the Big Ten?? WTF is wrong with you Christos?? You just love sex because it is a big part of your religion.

Fairy tales can come true , they can happen to you, if you're young at heart....or gullible as hell.
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I believe God created all things and then things evolved, adapted, etc.

 

Evolution will stay a theory until someone can cause non living matter to become living matter.

Oh good, so you embrace your god created homosexuals.

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Considering that god is not real and divine creation never happened, the human creators of god had a bit of a quagmire when addressing the desire for sex as pleasure and not necessarily procreation although it's the only way for humans to procreate. So, they tippy-toed around the whole sex thing rather than describe how the biblical first family would've been a hotbed of incest and inbreeding, preferring to provide names of wives but not their specific lineage. In fact, to believe that Adam and Eve are the only two original people, you must also believe that the human race is one entire single-branched family tree.

 

I've always admired Mary and Joseph for coming up with that "Immaculate Conception" schtick to hide her pregnancy caused by premarital fornication because they both enjoyed a good orgasm now and again. And the descendants of the children Jesus fathered with Mary Magdalene are roaming this world somewhere, perhaps holding tight to the greatest secret of the christian world - the location of Jesus grave and remains.

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