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Away from his trusty teleprompter, what comes out of Whangdoodle Barry's tobacco-stained mouth?

 

 

Damn, I'm outta cigarettes again.

 

Anybody ready for another round of golf?

 

My Muslim faith...I mean my Christian faith.

 

What's fracking mean? Is that a gay practice I haven't heard about?

 

Everybody, here's my new dog Sunni--I mean Sunny.

 

What time is it? I think I overslept. Nah, it's only noon.

 

After those soldiers kill bin Laden, can I go back to my card game?

 

Shh. Here's comes Michelle. Don't say anything about how humongous her butt has become.

 

Hmm. Where to vacation next?

 

Houston is on the Atlantic coast, right? No, excuse me, that's New Orleans.

 

Those 72 virgins...are they male or female?

 

Uh, uh...uh, uh, uh. Uhhhh...uh.

 

Let's see. Friends of America or enemies of America. This is easy. We launch missles at friends of America.

 

 

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Away from his trusty teleprompter, what comes out of Whangdoodle Barry's tobacco-stained mouth?

 

 

Damn, I'm outta cigarettes again.

 

Anybody ready for another round of golf?

 

My Muslim faith...I mean my Christian faith.

 

What's fracking mean? Is that a gay practice I haven't heard about?

 

Everybody, here's my new dog Sunni--I mean Sunny.

 

What time is it? I think I overslept. Nah, it's only noon.

 

After those soldiers kill bin Laden, can I go back to my card game?

 

Shh. Here's comes Michelle. Don't say anything about how humongous her butt has become.

 

Hmm. Where to vacation next?

 

Houston is on the Atlantic coast, right? No, excuse me, that's New Orleans.

 

Those 72 virgins...are they male or female?

 

Uh, uh...uh, uh, uh. Uhhhh...uh.

 

Let's see. Friends of America or enemies of America. This is easy. We launch missles at friends of America.

 

 

 

Greatness!!!

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