Rayj Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I plan on drinking a 6-pack then pissing on a queeran. How bout you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarky Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 good for you telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William1444 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I am going to the beach, take off my shirt, and make it into a head scarf like yasser arafat and watch the rednecks and republican shitbirds go crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayj Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 I am going to the beach, take off my shirt, and make it into a head scarf like yasser arafat and watch the rednecks and republican shitbirds go crazy. I'd be sure to kick sand in your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William1444 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I'd be sure to kick sand in your face. oh my, an azzhole redneck with ten broken toes. I don't know how that happened officer. I was sleeping on the beach when I thought the wind picked up and blew sand in my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndnorth Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Replace the Koran pages in the cat litter box with new ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarswamp Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Praise Allah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dano bivins Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I'll be fasting, but it's allowed to drink ensure and V8. That's not haram. I'll be making calls to my friends in Hezbollah...my mission here leaves me homesick. My home city was once called the Paris of the middle east. The mosque here is beautiful, suprising to find it here in south Florida, a wasteland of rednecks, old geezers and used car salesmen. All conservatives. I'll be glad when my tour of duty is over and I can go home to civilization, inshAllah. Allahu Akbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhead Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I plan on drinking a 6-pack then pissing on a queeran. How bout you? can you pee squatting accurately??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 im hanging with lucifers hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayj Posted July 10, 2013 Author Share Posted July 10, 2013 can you pee squatting accurately??? Only if you point my junk properly. You were kinda wild last time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImTheNana Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Did you guys see in the news where a kid in England (Hampshire) was denied water on Thursday, one of the hottest days this year for that area? He was told no by the teacher because it would be disrespectful, supposedly, to the Muslim students fasting in observance of Ramadan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonpointer Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I plan on drinking a 6-pack then pissing on a queeran. How bout you? I'll be daygrazing. Brunching. And supping on pulled pork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsouth Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I plan on drinking a 6-pack then pissing on a queeran. How bout you? Pork BBQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liberal slayer Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I pissed on a drawing of mohamed and wiped my filthy sh*tty ass with pages of the coran. I think I will gather with a group of friends and rip the burkas off of the muslim bitches we see. islam is not a religeon it's a terrorist organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowmotion426 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Drinking booze, lolling on my boat with a skimpily clad infidel woman...probably grill some red snapper wrapped in bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallopian Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I'm goin to spray bullets into the air and cut my head so blood covers my white shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel92 Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Having some McDonald's and lovin MERICA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.