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NeoConvict Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 [THE AMERICAN]Bangkok, Oriental settingAnd the city don't know that the city is gettingThe creme de la creme of the chess world in aShow with everything but Yul BrynnerTime flies -- doesn't seem a minuteSince the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in itAll change -- don't you know that when youPlay at this level there's no ordinary venueIt's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --or this place![COMPANY]One night in Bangkok and the world's your oysterThe bars are temples but the pearls ain't freeYou'll find a god in every golden cloisterAnd if you're lucky then the god's a sheI can feel an angel sliding up to me[THE AMERICAN]One town's very like anotherWhen your head's down over your pieces, brother[COMPANY]It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pityTo be looking at the board, not looking at the city[THE AMERICAN]Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --[COMPANY]Tea, girls, warm, sweetSome are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite[THE AMERICAN]Get Thai'd! You're talking to a touristWhose every move's among the purestI get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine[COMPANY]One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humbleNot much between despair and ecstasyOne night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumbleCan't be too careful with your companyI can feel the devil walking next to me[THE AMERICAN]Siam's gonna be the witnessTo the ultimate test of cerebral fitnessThis grips me more than would aMuddy old river or reclining BuddhaAnd thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --I don't see you guys ratingThe kind of mate I'm contemplatingI'd let you watch, I would invite youBut the queens we use would not excite youSo you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massageparlours --[COMPANY]One night in Bangkok and the world's your oysterThe bars are temples but the pearls ain't freeYou'll find a god in every golden cloisterA little flesh, a little historyI can feel an angel sliding up to meOne night in Bangkok makes a hard man humbleNot much between despair and ecstasyOne night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumbleCan't be too careful with your companyI can feel the devil walking next to me ______________________ Does not take much practice, its sung pretty monotone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhead Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 you should whack off ad go to sleep when your so drunk you prove to all to be a total idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebra20zebra20 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 This will cheer up all libs, LisaB had a successful penis transplant yesterday and her doctor said he/she is doing just fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConvict Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 This will cheer up all libs, LisaB had a successful penis transplant yesterday and her doctor said he/she is doing just fine! Having a dick does not make one a man. Just look at some of these sad feminized progressives that post here! Its good to know that her Auschwitz twat is finally closed for business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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