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Book Report - Too funny!!!



















Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.













One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.















Titanic: Cost - $29.99





Clinton: Cost - $29.99










Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.





Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.










Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.





Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.










Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.





Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.










Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.





Clinton: Ditto for Bill.










Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.





Clinton: Ditto for Monica.










Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.





Clinton: Let's not go there.










Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.





Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.










Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.





Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.










Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.





Clinton: Monica... Ooh, let's not go there, either.










Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.





Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
















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