Storm Rebel 1965 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Now that the nasty evil beaner, Aaron Hernandez has been placed in a cage where he will most likely spend the rest of his life, this will open up the door for God's favorite player, TEBOW as tight end. In related news, Aaron Hernadez's "Tight end" will now serve another purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObummerStinks Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I was gonna go with Belichick wants Tebow to play some ball - I had no idea it was God through Hernandez's (purported) actions. Guess you learn something every day................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of the county Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Where there's a will there's a way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Now that the nasty evil beaner, Aaron Hernandez has been placed in a cage where he will most likely spend the rest of his life, this will open up the door for God's favorite player, TEBOW as tight end. In related news, Aaron Hernadez's "Tight end" will now serve another purpose. Most of the NFL doesn't want Tebow to play football....for the simple reason he stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSIG Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I would love to see him play TE. I think that is where he fits in best. That's if he can catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I would love to see him play TE. I think that is where he fits in best. That's if he can catch. So you want him to play tight end but you don't know if he can catch. Wingnut logic at it's finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Wonder if he will be good at tightend. belichek knowns a thing or two about football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of the county Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Qb is his position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarswamp Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Most of the NFL doesn't want Tebow to play football....for the simple reason he stinks. You fucking bastards have me agreeing with ES...may crabs infest your nether regions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaughtyWord Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 You fucking bastards have me agreeing with ES...may crabs infest your nether regions. Fortunately for me I get to agree with you. Tebow is fucking AWFUL, I don't watch college ball so I don't see the fascination with him at all. But hey, as long as he doesn't end up on Minny I don't care what team he's on stinkin' up the joint. -NW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarswamp Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Fortunately for me I get to agree with you. Tebow is fucking AWFUL, I don't watch college ball so I don't see the fascination with him at all. But hey, as long as he doesn't end up on Minny I don't care what team he's on stinkin' up the joint. -NW I took one for the team...you're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 You fucking bastards have me agreeing with ES... Even you are right once or twice a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarswamp Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Even you are right once or twice a year. Everyone needs a fantasy....I'll allow you to keep this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSIG Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 So you want him to play tight end but you don't know if he can catch. Wingnut logic at it's finest. He has the right type of body for a TE. He is fast, can run and a pretty decent blocker. Bill B knows a lot more about players than any of us on here so I guess we will need to sit back and watch it play out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwood Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I was gonna go with Belichick wants Tebow to play some ball - I had no idea it was God through Hernandez's (purported) actions. Guess you learn something every day................... If God cared about Tebow being a football player...Tebow would throw like Joe Montana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefty Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 In related news, Aaron Hernadez's "Tight end" will now serve another purpose. Then why did Tebow suck so bad last season ? Gods little joke ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brattle Street Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I would love to see him play TE. I think that is where he fits in best. That's if he can catch. I want to see him perform surgery, but you know how it is, god's will be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
contrecoup Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 We here in God's Country were SO sad to see Timmy go... Good luck with him, Pats. cc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSIG Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Career highlights and awards 2× BCS National Championship (2007, 2009) 2× SEC Championship (2006, 2008) 2× First-team All-American (2007, 2008) Second-team All-American (2009) 3× First-team All-SEC (2007, 2008, 2009) AP Player of the Year (2007) Davey O'Brien Award (2007) 2× Maxwell Award (2007, 2008) Heisman Trophy (2007) Quarterback of the Year (2007) SEC Offensive Player of the Year (2008) Manning Award (2008) William V. Campbell Trophy (2009) Other awards and honors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObummerStinks Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 If God cared about Tebow being a football player...Tebow would throw like Joe Montana. Ummmmmm.......no More than that, we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character Romans 5:3-4 Tebow has more character than 90% of those in this country. He will continue to build on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaughtyWord Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Career highlights and awards 2× BCS National Championship (2007, 2009) 2× SEC Championship (2006, 2008) 2× First-team All-American (2007, 2008) Second-team All-American (2009) 3× First-team All-SEC (2007, 2008, 2009) AP Player of the Year (2007) Davey O'Brien Award (2007) 2× Maxwell Award (2007, 2008) Heisman Trophy (2007) Quarterback of the Year (2007) SEC Offensive Player of the Year (2008) Manning Award (2008) William V. Campbell Trophy (2009) Other awards and honors That's nice and all, but he's fucking awful. Tebow is a shining example as to why even the best college teams wouldn't stand a chance against the worst NFL teams. Anyone with a lick of sense knows there isn't even an argument to be made, but Tebow, Leaf, and a whole salad of college "greats" end up being mediocre to awful in the NFL while a SELECT few actually succeed in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObummerStinks Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Most of the NFL doesn't want Tebow to play football....for the simple reason he stinks. Stunk in college? Stunk in Denver? Don't think so. He's a proven winner on the field, and more importantly - off the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaughtyWord Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Stunk in college? Stunk in Denver? Don't think so. He's a proven winner on the field, and more importantly - off the field. Yes, he stunk in Denver. There isn't a single stat you can point to during his tenure there that you can be proud about. Denver, particularly that defense, carried Tebow into the playoffs, not the other way around. -NW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObummerStinks Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Yes, he stunk in Denver. There isn't a single stat you can point to during his tenure there that you can be proud about. Denver, particularly that defense, carried Tebow into the playoffs, not the other way around. -NW Last I checked, football was a team sport. Offense, defense, special teams. Do some light reading on what Tebow did to the #1 rated Steelers defense in the Wild Card game and get back to me. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1021135-tim-tebow-by-the-numbers-breaking-passing-records-vs-the-pittsburgh-steelers Ironically, this past year - our guys (Denver) were carried by the offense - yet let down by the defense. Team sport. Throughout the regular season, the Steelers had only give up six completions of 30+ yards. Tim Tebow threw five of them in the game. More astounding is that Pittsburgh had only given up a total of seven plays, of any kind, of 30 yards or more ALL year. All five of Tebow's passes, by the way, were completed 15 yards or more beyond the line of scrimmage (so this isn’t a WR on a slip screen padding Tebow’s stats). Not once all year had the Steelers allowed a 30-yard pass play to be completed on third down. Tebow’s’ 51-yard completion to Demaryius Thomas was on third down. Tebow is the first player to have four completions of 30 yards or more in one quarter of a playoff game in the modern era (since 1960) and the first in any game since Warren Moon in 1990. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSIG Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 That's nice and all, but he's fucking awful. Tebow is a shining example as to why even the best college teams wouldn't stand a chance against the worst NFL teams. Anyone with a lick of sense knows there isn't even an argument to be made, but Tebow, Leaf, and a whole salad of college "greats" end up being mediocre to awful in the NFL while a SELECT few actually succeed in it. compare his stats to some of the greats. He has played 3 season and started as a OB in two I think. Is he a top QB, I say no but he is one hell of a football player. I would not want him as my OB if I were a team owner. Dude is a winner. He is also one of the most giving people on this planet. He is maligned for one thing and that is his belief in God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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