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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/

 

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ) – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.

The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.

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There was a guy around where I come from who shot himself in the penis while pulling a gun out of his waistband, during an attempt to rob a bar. I wish I was there...I would have bought everyone in the bar a drink !

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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/

 

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ) – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.

The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.

 

Moral: do not tear off your genitals while under the influence of drugs, lest you bleed to death.

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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/

 

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ) – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.

The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.

Ahhhhhhhhh Darwinism.... if only all drug-tards did the same.

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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/

 

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ) An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

Washtenaw County Sheriffs deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.

The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.

So which of his middle school teachers abused him? Seems pointed he would break in there and rip his junk off.

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http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/

 

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ) – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.

The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.

if all the crazy's would do this we would be better off.

 

no balls= no kids

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OMG!!! Clem; what were you thinking!!!

 

Idea: let us start a fund. The Clem Penis Memorial Fund to fund a prosthetic pecker, which in truth is a better matchup to the girls Clem "dates" (blows up.)

It doesn't matter for him. He plays basketball and his dick doesn't work. Misty has the actual quote. lol

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