TheNightStalker Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I chose my path long ago. I have followed it without fear or remorse. I have given death to so many that did not deserve death at my hand. Death by a gentleman. They deserved death in the animal world. Torn apart by or shot by street monkeys. The liberal trumpet is: FREEDOM BY LAW! How can law ever provide freedom when freedom is the absence of law? I was injured tonight. I will not be back. To my friends here...shut up and keep going. Fuck you lib trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 i too was wounded, an artery was severed in my hand...it was the first time in the dr. office in years and years. duct tape wasnt fixing this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I was wounded myself tonite. From falling out of my chair laughing so hard at this 4th grade creative writing sample. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonpointer Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I was wounded by unexpected flatulence. As long as I brace myself, my farts are not dangerous - to me, I mean. But I wasn't ready, and broke a couple of ribs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 i too was wounded, an artery was severed in my hand...it was the first time in the dr. office in years and years. duct tape wasnt fixing this one Not an artery but duct really makes a good bandage for carpet knive cuts I got injured too during a patient restraint when they tried to bite me and a jerked my hand across the metal retraint buckle. It's been absolutely crazy here. Must be approaching a full moon.... :ninja: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Not an artery but duct really makes a good bandage for carpet knive cuts I got injured too during a patient restraint when they tried to bite me and a jerked my hand across the metal retraint buckle. It's been absolutely crazy here. Must be approaching a full moon.... :ninja: dude im tellin ya... I was wounded by unexpected flatulence. As long as I brace myself, my farts are not dangerous - to me, I mean. But I wasn't ready, and broke a couple of ribs. my farts smell like fresh mowed hay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 dude im tellin ya... Ya did quite a bit of carpet installs in my time. Carpet knives are sharp as hell and there's always rolls od duct tape for the padding. my farts smell like fresh mowed hay You might want to get that checked out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I got injured too during a patient restraint when they tried to bite me and a jerked my hand across the metal retraint buckle. It's been absolutely crazy here. Must be approaching a full moon.... :ninja: You deserve every single bite and jerk. karma is a bit-ch isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonpointer Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 If you fart and it smells like Toledo, you have less than a week to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 You deserve every single bite and jerk. karma is a bit-ch isn't it. Actually karma is quite nice for me. As ethical/moral as I am in real life coupled with treating others the way I would like to be treated, I have to say my life has been about as good as it gets! :) If you fart and it smells like Toledo, you have less than a week to live. Either that or more fiber in your diet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 the only time my wife doesnt feed me chilli is during hay season... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 the only time my wife doesnt feed me chilli is during hay season... :lol: Sneeze sharts? ^^Professional nursing term BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjay Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 :lol: Sneeze sharts? ^^Professional nursing term BTW. You're not just changing bedpans, I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 You're not just changing bedpans, I see. Shit, patients can change their own fucking pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNSA Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I chose my path long ago. I have followed it without fear or remorse. I have given death to so many that did not deserve death at my hand. Death by a gentleman. They deserved death in the animal world. Torn apart by or shot by street monkeys. The liberal trumpet is: FREEDOM BY LAW! How can law ever provide freedom when freedom is the absence of law? I was injured tonight. I will not be back. To my friends here...shut up and keep going. Fuck you lib trash. This man was dangerous to the order and he paid for that. At least he stood up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayn Stein Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I chose my path long ago. I have followed it without fear or remorse. I have given death to so many that did not deserve death at my hand. Death by a gentleman. They deserved death in the animal world. Torn apart by or shot by street monkeys. The liberal trumpet is: FREEDOM BY LAW! How can law ever provide freedom when freedom is the absence of law? I was injured tonight. I will not be back. To my friends here...shut up and keep going. Fuck you lib trash. There is a God; and He loves us!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyPowers Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I chose my path long ago. I have followed it without fear or remorse. I have given death to so many that did not deserve death at my hand. Death by a gentleman. They deserved death in the animal world. Torn apart by or shot by street monkeys. The liberal trumpet is: FREEDOM BY LAW! How can law ever provide freedom when freedom is the absence of law? I was injured tonight. I will not be back. To my friends here...shut up and keep going. Fuck you lib trash. Is this guy for real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonpointer Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Is this guy for real? He was - and now, like Kaisar Sose, he is gone. Poof. No one knows where. Well, no one who can talk about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sole result Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I won't run to or from darkness in the absences of understanding what real is in plain sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyPowers Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 He was - and now, like Kaisar Sose, he is gone. Poof. No one knows where. Well, no one who can talk about it... From the posts I could get to he seemed like a nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonpointer Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 He has not posted since he started this thread. I can only assume he is engaging in a bloodbath. He was funny like that - always killing people and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjay Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 “He came up and kissed me on my forehead, and before he stepped away, I closed my eyes and tried hard to memorize this moment. I wanted to remember him exactly as he was right then, how his arms looked brown against his white shirt, the way his hair was cut a little too short in the front. Even the bruise, there because of me.Then he was gone.Just for that moment, the thought that I might never see him again… it felt worse than death. I wanted torun after him. Tell him anything, everything. Just don’t go. Please just never go. Please just always be near me, so I can at least see you.Because it felt final. I always believed that we would find our way back to each other every time. That no matter what, we would be connected—by our history, by this house. But this time, this last time, it felt final. Like I would never see him again, or that when I did, it would be different, there would be a mountain between us.I knew it in my bones. That this time was it. I had finally made my choice, and so had he. He let me go. I was relieved, which I expected. What I didn’t expect was to feel so much grief.Bye bye, Birdie.”― Jenny Han, We'll Always Have Summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitalist Swine Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I was injured tonight. Got my tallywhacker caught in a hole that was a bear-trap-for-a-snatch type moment and it was Bobbit-ed.Here's the good news, my lizard brain took over and I will be growing it back. Until then, rubbin the nubbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theLion Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I chose my path long ago. I have followed it without fear or remorse. I have given death to so many that did not deserve death at my hand. Death by a gentleman. They deserved death in the animal world. Torn apart by or shot by street monkeys. The liberal trumpet is: FREEDOM BY LAW! How can law ever provide freedom when freedom is the absence of law? I was injured tonight. I will not be back. To my friends here...shut up and keep going. Fuck you lib trash. Fare Well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin futz Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I was wounded by unexpected flatulence. As long as I brace myself, my farts are not dangerous - to me, I mean. But I wasn't ready, and broke a couple of ribs. Deadly gas! You can fart away the "toe tappers" in every men's room you go to! Its your SECRET WEOPEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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